Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Masaki, Mikocheni, Msasani. Some of the fishing village's most expensive neighbourhoods.
This is what bongolalas think can compete with Nairobi. Top tier delusions.

Even our 'poor' estates are well planned with proper grids. In dar fishing village, you can't tell where the roads begins or end even in 'rich' estates.
Bongoslum's most expensive residential estates can only compete with the likes of Kahawa Sukari and Thome in Nairobi.

As one bongolala said the other day, Dar is more pedestrian friendly than Nairobi. I agree, because no car can drive through such a maze of narrow donkey tracts.

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enhe what else?
 
Wewe ni desperation inakuuwa. Did you say hakuna picha ya Kariobangi? Isn't this one of pictures I posted here? Is this Temeke? View attachment 3604282
Nicxie nakusihi unywe maji mengi sana kama maji yapo hapo Nairobi ili ukipoze kichwa chako. Hakuna mtu aliyekataa kuwa picha hii siyo ya Nairobi na kuwa hayo maendeo siyo Kariobangi. Je umeona mtu amekataa? But picha hiyo ni Oblique. Dunia yote inasubiri picha moja tu ya drone kutoka kwa majirani zetu Kenya. Kumbuka Rais wa Singapore yupo hapa Tanzania amekuja na watalii na wawekezaji.

Ile Ndoto yenu na Ruto ya kuifanya Kenya Singapore itatimia leo. Waambie wataalam wote wa hapo Nairobi watume picha chap.

Kwa namna ulivyo mgumu wa kuelewa unadhani haya ni matani.
 
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Usipate taabu saana Nairobi ndo hiyo hapo sasa


View: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSQkmwXEw/
 
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Nicxie umepanic. Yaani umeleta picha 21!!! Ktika picha zote hizo hakuna drone view photo ya Nairobi.
Picha zote hizo ulizoweka hatuoni maeneo haya kwa sababu picha hizo ni oblique siyo verticle

  • Kibera
  • Mathare
  • Mukuru kwa Njenga
  • Mukuru kwa Reuben
  • Mukuru Kayaba
  • Viwandani
  • Korogocho
  • Kawangware
  • Kangemi
  • Dandora
  • Kariobangi
  • Majengo
  • Kiambiu
  • Deep Sea
  • Huruma
  • Matopeni
  • Maili Saba
  • Baba Dogo
  • Githogoro
  • Mitumba
  • Kitui Village
  • Kanuku
Kijana wetu kubali tu kwamba drone view photo italeta aibu hapo Nairobi, na watu wote watakuelewa kwa uungwana huo
Mathare
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Vingunguti
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Mukuru slum
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Tandale middle-class area
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Kawangware slum
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Mabibo middle-class area
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Kangemi slum
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Chang'ombe middle-class area
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Dandora slum
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Buguruni middle-class area
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Baba Dogo slum
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Manzese middle-class area
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You have a long way to go bongolalas
 

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He is calling Kariobangi a slum, yet it's better planned and has better infrastructure than their two rich estates: Mikocheni and Msasani 😂😂


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9_27Jn56o

The guy doesn't have bundles to watch such videos. He keeps asking for drone images nikimwekea videos kama hizo he says hana muda wa kuzipitia, kwamba yupo busy🤣🤣🤣🤣. Ako busy na anashinda hapa the whole day!😂😂

Then then comes back and ask for drone views then I ask myself kwani the video that I posted and which he declined to watch kwani zilichukuliwa na simu kama sio drone!

We are dealing with special cases here 😂😂😂
 
Masaki, Mikocheni, Msasani. Some of the fishing village's most expensive neighbourhoods.
This is what bongolalas think can compete with Nairobi. Top tier delusions.

Even our 'poor' estates are well planned with proper grids. In dar fishing village, you can't tell where the roads begins or end even in 'rich' estates.
Bongoslum's most expensive residential estates can only compete with the likes of Kahawa Sukari and Thome in Nairobi.

As one bongolala said the other day, Dar is more pedestrian friendly than Nairobi. I agree, because no car can drive through such a maze of narrow donkey tracts.

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Hata hiyo Thome hauwezilinganisha na mitaa nyingi za "kifahari" kule dar slum
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Dont be so desperate that you are blinded, yani unapost the same seats arusha and talanta but ya talanta ndio cheap 😅😅
Argue with reason don’t be a bongozozo
That boy is the new ichoboy. Yani he just argues to argue. You could post a photo of a house and say it is in Tanzania, the boy will fawn over it like it is the best designed and best built house in the world. Few days later, post the same house and say it is in Kenya and see the boy call in a poorly built shack. No objectivity kabisa.😅😅😅😅
 
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