Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Bongolala, I said ni nyumba nzuri according to Tanzanian standards. Huku kwetu, such houses qualify as slums.


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Bongolala, Nairobi sio Dar where you use pit latrines. Kukutana na pit latrine Nairobi ni kama kutafuta Nyama ya nguruwe uarabuni wakati kwenu it's the norm. All the apartments you see in Nairobi have toilets and running water in them. Dar sewer system ni shida maeneo mengi. Only about 10% of Dar population have access to sewer system. Nyumba zenu hazina toilets ndani. You have pit latrines that are shared by several households.



Of course there are plenty of spaces here. How can you convince a bongolala otherwise here?
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Hiyo pipeline unataja hapa has better houses than your uswazi hovels spread all over the place without running water or toilets
Hizi ndio estate zao huko bongoslum. 😂 😂 😂
 
Teargass hizi hapa sasa takwimu za kisomi kupitia TIPS. More than 90% ya digital transaction huko Kenya ni M-Pesa ya safaricom


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TIPS 1.98 Million agents
All Kenya Mobile 473,536 agents

The total value of all digital payments in Bongoslum yote haifikii hata ya Mpesa. In fact Mpesa's total value is almost double ya all digital payments ya bongoslum yote.

MPESA alone Kes 38.3 Trn
All Digital payments in Bongoslum Kes 20.6 Trn

Sasa hua munabishana nini hata? Hamuna aibu?

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Tunaambiwa ziko na enough spaces za watoto kuchezea. Pia tunaambiwa ziko na choo na bafu ndani wakati we all know mwendo huko ni shared pit latrines, something you'll have a hard time finding in Nairobi. Hawa wenzetu ni kuwafurahisha tu ila hapa hakuna battle
Space ya barabara hakuna, ya kucheza ndio itapatikana.
 
The total value of all digital payments in Bongoslum yote haifikii hata ya Mpesa. In fact Mpesa's total value is almost double ya all digital payments ya bongoslum yote.

MPESA alone Kes 38.3 Trn
All Digital payments in Bongoslum Kes 20.6 Trn

Sasa hua munabishana nini hata? Hamuna aibu?

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Hizo Kes 38.3 Trn umezitoa wapi maana hazipo kwenye hiyo picha yako. Total mobile transaction value ya kenya ni KSh 8.23 Trillion (~$63.8 Billion USD) wakati Tanzania. Huku M-Pesa iki monopolize more than 96%

Huku tanzania Mobile Transaction value kupitia TIPS ni TZS 255.13 Trillion (~$94.5 Billion USD)

Amka utajikojolea unaota, na hii is just in one year, bishara nyingi zikiunganishwa mtalia. Also Tanzania tupo na *TANQR *
TANQR (Standardized National QR Code): Tanzania imekuwa nchi ya kwanza ukanda huu wa Africa kusanifisha QR Code moja ya kitaifa. Huna haja ya kuwa na QR ya benki tofauti tofauti mezani kwako; QR moja inaunganisha mabenki na mitandao yote kupitia TIPS.
 
Bongolala, KCB alone is valued at more than $12 billion.

Equity Bank is valued at $13.9 billion.

Number mtazidi kusoma. Pole kwa maumivu 😂😂
Unatamani iwe hivyo lakini dunia imewakataa. Hizo taarifa unazitoa kichwani mwako tu, siyo uhalisia
 
Bongolala, KCB alone is valued at more than $12 billion.

Equity Bank is valued at $13.9 billion.

Number mtazidi kusoma. Pole kwa maumivu 😂😂
Unaelewa maana ya market capitalization au ndo zile elimu za kuunga.

The market capitalization is the total value of all outstanding shares - basically what you’d have to pay if you wanted to buy out all the current owners.

The valuation is a broader term for answering “what is this company worth?” You can simply say that a company is worth whatever the stock is worth, but sometimes stock prices inflate on hype or crash on bad news and aren’t reflecting the true value of the company’s current assets.

There are many ways investors try to asses the true valuation of a company, looking at all the assets and debts a company has and the strength of their current business
 
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