Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Traveller D]

Barabara ya airport nathubutu kusema ndio barabara kali East Africa nzima…

 

[Teargass]

Kwani tunalipa madeni na hela kutoka wapi?

Do you also look at Kenyan debts through this angle?

Ama ikifika kwa Kenya it automatically change?🤣🤣😂

 

[Traveller D]

I would have enlighten you further but I remembered you are a baboon.

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Mzee wa AI 😂😂😂 hizi ni natakataka kawaonyeshe nduguzo kijijini kwenu.

 

[Teargass]

Nani anauliza mambo ya talanta hapa?

Kumbe wewe sio nywelee ngumu tuu... Hata kichwa chako ni kigumu tu...

Weka details za Reli hapa

Do you have soft hair? Yani it's like an African calling another person African. Wewe ni nguruwe.

 

[Teargass]

Mzee wa AI 😂😂😂 hizi ni natakataka kawaonyeshe nduguzo kijijini kwenu.

Do you don't have a comeback our pigmy baboon?🤣😂.

This is the biggest Ceramic Industry and it's located in Kisumu.

 

[nairobae]

Unaongea pumba tu, hebu nenda katawaze uko. 😂😂😂

Mbilikimo, naona hujamaliza hasira ya Mwanza kua kijiji.

 

[Traveller D]

Mbilikimo, naona hujamaliza hasira ya Mwanza kua kijiji.

Historia ipi ambayo nilishawahi kupiga nawew kilaza.?

 

[Traveller D]

Do you don't have a comeback our pigmy baboon?🤣😂.

This is the biggest Ceramic Industry and it's located in Kisumu.

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Hiki ni kiingereza cha wapi umetumia.? 😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Hiki ni kiingereza cha wapi umetumia.? 😂😂😂

You are Pigmy and you are a baboon. Combine the two nouns and come back with compound word for it.

 

[stakehigh]

You always find consolation in slums not knowing that most Tanzanians live in slums compared to Kenyans.

nywele ngumu hatuna slums uku

 

[stakehigh]

Mbeya wamepata their first mall in 2026. 😂 😂 😂

thats better than the whole country bado hawajapata CAT 4 stadium since nchi imeanza

 

[Teargass]

nywele ngumu hatuna slums uku

Tell that to world Bank🤣🤣😂👇👇

 

[Teargass]

thats better than the whole country bado hawajapata CAT 4 stadium since nchi imeanza

Yet we rank higher than Tanzania in FIFA ranking 🤣🤣😂🤣

 

[stakehigh]

Do you have soft hair? Yani it's like an African calling another person African. Wewe ni nguruwe.

Wasomalia mliwakosea wap wanawaita nywele ngumu(slum ngumu)

 

[Traveller D]

You are Pigmy and you are a baboon. Combine the two nouns and come back with compound word for it.

Hakuna compound word ya hivyo we duanzi 😂😂😂 kwanza unajua hata compound words ni nini.? “Do you don’t have “ ni compound word.? 😂😂 unajua compounding process of word formation inavyofanya kazi.? Kizungu hujui, Kiswahili pia hujui. Yawaa.!! 😂😂😂

 

[stakehigh]

Tell that to world Bank🤣🤣😂👇👇

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Vile uko desparate ni heri utumie ata data za 2022
🤣 🤣

 

[stakehigh]

Yet we rank higher than Tanzania in FIFA ranking 🤣🤣😂🤣

Ranking zako ni CAF nywele ngumu, FIFA Hio sahau ata kufuzu

 

[nairobae]

Historia ipi ambayo nilishawahi kupiga nawew kilaza.?

Naona kichapo iliingia vile inafaa.

 

[stakehigh]

nywele ngumu mna shida gan

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/2049341655824929220?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

sema hawa jamaa wananyanyaswa sana nchini kwao 🤣

View: https://x.com/themayor_ke/status/2048319383836008526?s=20