Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Singapoor of Africa.

View: https://x.com/k2grind/status/1980953670016458890?s=46

Nataka nimsome akili yake kama nae ni kichaa kama yule ndugu yake

 

[mwathadan]

 

[nairobae]

Daily Dose

 

[Chamoto]

Is it that time of the month? Unaumwa na hedhi?

"Nipee" dada yako tufanye ka "experiment" tuone kama atapata hedhi next month au laa.

I can guarantee you, I never miss that penalty kick, hata pale wengine walipodhani haiwezekani, niliweza ku score.

 

[Chamoto]

Migodi hana anunue dhahabu wakaitunze UK ina maanisha ulinzi kwao ni sifuri siku wakiandamana wataiba dhahabu yote

Hivi hii idea ya kutunza dhahabu Uk, ni nani aliwaroga watu na wakaikubali? Yaani ni kama uumpe mchawi akulelee mwanao.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

So Mama ensured the major opposition parties ( Chadema and ACT Wazalendo ) have no candidates but let the irrelevant small parties pass through to validate “democracy “… wow , what a chess move !.. Bongo Democracy in action . Wacha Mama atawale !..

 

[Geza Ulole]

In the next 5 years there will be more electric buses in Nairobi than diesel buses. This is Tom Mboya Street.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qz9SWhyboA&t=943s

Electric buses where r proper diesel buses to start with?

 

[Mpwimbe]

SingaPOOR CBD

 

[coodip1]

Tuonyeshe hiyo State of the Art yenu yenye mmezoea. 🤣

View: https://youtu.be/V1gBv3NrzCQ?si=7AZAZ7PiHM8I6_Fw

 

[coodip1]

Daily Dose

tuonyesheni any modern stadium apart from Talanta outside ya Naipori. Kila kitu ni naipori tuu ukipata ni tag nitoke JF sasa hivi.

 

[coodip1]

Huu mji walivyoujenga utafikiri uko coast mvua kidogo floods tayari. Jengeni necessary miundombinu sambamba na human settlements.

View: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1Q3pZyjnb9/

 

[NairobiWalker]

View: https://youtu.be/V1gBv3NrzCQ?si=7AZAZ7PiHM8I6_Fw

Hili gofu ndio unaita State of the Art? It's clear hujawai toka hapo Tandale. 🤣 🤣

 

[nairobae]

SingaPOOR CBD

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What's wrong with this? Ama Jiji halifai kua na watu? Unapost hata bila kufikiria.

 

[Teargass]

Electric SGR imeamua iache track itafute shortcut kwa misitu ili ifike haraka😂😂😂


View: https://x.com/MariaSTsehai/status/1981259288505983158?t=HUhpGxl-2Lcvmse_17Agmw&s=19

 

[Teargass]

Teargass I checked Mashujaa Day, Military Parade ya kenya ni kichekesho cha mwaka 2025.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

You wanted them to carry Sufuria, feya na kuni mgongoni kama hao wenu?

 

[Teargass]

hebu niletee upumbavu kama huu kutoka kwenye hzo nchi kua waalimu hawajalipwa pesa zao 😂😂😂😂


View: https://x.com/goddie_ke/status/1980677434203586565?s=46

Nani nakuambia hawajalipwa pesa? Who told you they are striking because hawajalipwa?

 

[Teargass]

Mbona wachawi hawatuambii What's going on huko vumbistan?😂😂😂

Naona nyoka ameamua kutafuta shortcut.

 

[Teargass]

Saa hii ndio wanelewa waneletewa refurbished trains😂😂😂


View: https://x.com/Sativa255/status/1981252806225895706?t=wPkjNURdbXdYhFNiswLX3A&s=19

 

[Teargass]

8 yrs of operation of Kenyan SGR yet haijawaianguka, Tanzanian SGR is failing in less than a year of operation 😂😂

 

[Teargass]

This time round hawatalaumu baboon aka Sama boy 255 aka Traveller D 😂😂