Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

Huku nacheck football woman. Kenya wanapelekwa ile mbaya. Dakika ya 28 wameanza kujilaza

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[NairobiWalker]

Are you questioning it's size or standards? It's a sprawling slum already if size matters for a city as the main default criteria for any Kunyaland city

Have you ever been there?

 

[Nicxie]

Are you questioning it's size or standards? It's a sprawling slum already if size matters for a city as the main default criteria for any Kunyaland city

You call Meru town a slum yet this is a city in your country! What a moron!!!

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Since Tanzanians are ignoring this event happening now in their backyard ( Azam complex), I will post it . Finals ni Kenya na Bongo . I will take any bet Tanzania watanyolewa bila Maji 🤣🤣🤣
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View: https://x.com/Tanfootball/status/1936468662032257135?t=CrdNECsLI2Zm6CuzJlq4cQ&s=19 we maku lete last result

 

[Mpwimbe]

You call that trashy? What then will we call your sprawling uswazi hovels that cover your entire cityscape? Hell?

From a flying toilet slum dweller

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kileleshwa haiwez kuwa na barabara kama hiyo hakuna potholes hapo kushuka kwenda Kongo we😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hivi hapa kuna barabara ama mimi ni kipofu?😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Chamoto]

You don't even notice do you? First post you said the roads can't be straight without good planning because your friend showed Tanga. Second point, you rubbish straight roads as outdated because we mentioned Nakuru and Kisumu.

There is no contradiction in planning a city with straight roads.

Designing a grid system for a city's layout was originally intended to accommodate an efficient public transportation system, such as a city rail network, long before personal automobiles became common. However, that grid-based approach is no longer being widely developed for new cities in many places, due to a variety of factors including concerns about the overall efficiency and flexibility of such a rigid layout.

 

[Nicxie]

From a flying toilet slum dweller

You remember when I told that jumping from one story to another unrelated one won't change anything about you and your country? Now look at the kind of shit you call cities down there!

 

[Nicxie]

There is no contradiction in planning a city with straight roads.

Designing a grid system for a city's layout was originally intended to accommodate an efficient public transportation system, such as a city rail network, long before personal automobiles became common. However, that grid-based approach is no longer being widely developed for new cities in many places, due to a variety of factors including concerns about the overall efficiency and flexibility of such a rigid layout.

Stop looking for flimsy excuses. Now tell us how Dar and many other towns in Tanganyika are planned now that grid layout is outdates as you say

 

[Nicxie]

Hii Kileleshwa imekuwasha sana. Usijali siku moja utafanikiwa kufika huku and your dreams will come true.

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Vilaza vinataja Kileleshwa na uswazi ya mbagala in the same statement. Desperation levels in here have skyrocketed!

 

[Chamoto]

Stop looking for flimsy excuses. Now tell us how Dar and many other towns in Tanganyika are planned now that grid layout is outdates as you say

You don't seem to have a clue of what you're saying. Ni hivi, both grid and sprawl systems are actually planned (yeah, I know, mind blown, right?). The difference is, one is like your cool, modern cousin (that's sprawl), while the other is like your old, grid-loving grandma (just kidding)

 

[NairobiWalker]

There is no contradiction in planning a city with straight roads.

Designing a grid system for a city's layout was originally intended to accommodate an efficient public transportation system, such as a city rail network, long before personal automobiles became common. However, that grid-based approach is no longer being widely developed for new cities in many places, due to a variety of factors including concerns about the overall efficiency and flexibility of such a rigid layout.

I don't dispute that, infact I mentioned to your countryman who posted Tanga that a grid system doesn't mean that a city is well planned. I'm just appalled from the way you changed from praising it when it was alluded to Tanga and trashing it once it was alluded to Nakuru and Kisumu.

PS..................From a Civil Engineer, your assertion that the grid system is outdated is not 100% true. While cities are exploring other methods, the grid system remains one of the favorite even in the most modern planned cities. The only difference is modern cities aren't being 100% grid in a Manhattan way - some sections are grid while in others they allow artistic and efficient flow of transportation networks around other elements of infrastructure and parks.

 

[NairobiWalker]

You don't seem to have a clue of what you're saying. Ni hivi, both grid and sprawl systems are actually planned (yeah, I know, mind blown, right?). The difference is, one is like your cool, modern cousin (that's sprawl), while the other is like your old, grid-loving grandma (just kidding)

You're seriosly saying sprawl is cool and modern? What grade are you smoking buddy?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Vilaza vinataja Kileleshwa na uswazi ya mbagala in the same statement. Desperation levels in here have skyrocketed!

Waliacha Kilimani saa hii wameingia Kileleshwa. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Vilaza vinataja Kileleshwa na uswazi ya mbagala in the same statement. Desperation levels in here have skyrocketed!

Waliacha Kilimani saa hii wameingia Kileleshwa. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Leta barabara 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 , Leo tunataka tuone barabara tu za chini ili tujue nani Yuko vizuri kwenye kusafiri

Haha anaona aibu kuleta barabara za kileleshwa anajua ataaibika

Barabara ipo wapi? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Naona isuzu kama kawaida yenu

Mnaumia mkiwa Tandale side gani? Kileleshwa roads 👇

 

[Nicxie]

You don't seem to have a clue of what you're saying. Ni hivi, both grid and sprawl systems are actually planned (yeah, I know, mind blown, right?). The difference is, one is like your cool, modern cousin (that's sprawl), while the other is like your old, grid-loving grandma (just kidding)

So Dar is slum yenu that doesn't apply grid iko planned? Hehehe...

 

[Teargass]

Vichapo kwa Iran inaendelea bila wasiwasi.


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[much know]

So in your little imagination, America broadcasts all their successful tests ?… the smart world knows whatever the US is releasing, there are 10 steps ahead . It keeps China and Russia guessing. That’s why the US will always lead in military technology. Study UFOs sightings in Nevada and you might get a hint on what’s already developed or upcoming in the future…

Wao silaha ni biashara kwaiyo kila wanachofanya lazima watangaze ili wapige pesa mapema

 

[Nicxie]

Kisumu on steroids

Then we have Mbeya "city" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣