Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

 

[nairobae]

Sasa mbona unazi-post ulitaka kudanganya sio?

Fuatilia thread usiwe mjinga na mvivu at the same time.

 

[babayao255]

Just imagine mtu anajisifia anajua kuongea Kingereza vizuri kuliko watanzania. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Waingereza wenye hawajisifii kuongea kingereza mbele ya mataifa mengine

Anyway, hayo ndio maisha waliyochagua, kuwa watumwa milele.

Ukiwanonesha vitu kama hivi wanaumia sana sana

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Juzi Pedri akiwa anatalii Tanzania mkunya akacoment "sasa anaongea lugha gani na Tanzania hawajui kizungu" mbongo akamuambia Pedri anaongea Spanish hajui Kingereza.
Mkunya alikosa comeback hajarudi tena. 😂😂😂

 

[coodip1]

Unajifanya unajua sana Kiingereza kuliko waingereza wenyewe halafu ugoko mwingii ha ha ha😂

Dah ugoko mwingi lugha za watu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Guess what, Russia the biggest country in the world by land size, wanaishii kwa maghorofa. Who are you to advise us?

Thought Kenya role model wenu ni America bhana. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Thought Kenya role model wenu ni America bhana. 🤣🤣🤣

Fuatilia thread usiwe mvivu na mjinga at the same time. After all Kenyans can visit Russia on a single e-visa. Bongolala hamuwezi. 🤣 🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Fuatilia thread usiwe mjinga na mvivu at the same time.

Sasa mnaiga Mrusi?

 

[President of China]

Juzi Pedri akiwa anatalii Tanzania mkunya akacoment "sasa anaongea lugha gani na Tanzania hawajui kizungu" mbongo akamuambia Pedri anaongea Spanish hajui Kingereza.
Mkunya alikosa comeback hajarudi tena. 😂😂😂

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wakenya dunia ilishawaacha miaka ya 1963. Bado wanaishi kwenye utumwa wa Malkia Elizabeth. Wakati duniani kote watu wapo huru.

 

[nairobae]

Sasa mnaiga Mrusi?

Nani amesema tunawaiga, nimekuambia ufwatilie thread uwache uvivu.

 

[President of China]

Nani amesema tunawaiga, nimekuambia ufwatilie thread uwache uvivu.

Wakenya dunia ilishawaacha. Mnatakiwa muanze kukimbia kuikimbilia

 

[Geza Ulole]

Nani amesema tunawaiga, nimekuambia ufwatilie thread uwache uvivu.

Ruto affordable housing is a copycat of Russia's housing projects!

 

[Sama boy 255]

Fuatilia thread usiwe mvivu na mjinga at the same time. After all Kenyans can visit Russia on a single e-visa. Bongolala hamuwezi. 🤣 🤣

Hapa ulitaka kueleza nini bwana govi.?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DLHWiXXqDoh/?igsh=MXdtNHBqeDdtbjEzMw==

 

[Nicxie]

Sijui kwa nini mnafurahi hii miradi?
Kwan ardhi imeisha? Kwa nini mjibanebane kwenye hizo bedsitters? Na mna nchi kubwa.

It could be better wangewagawia ardhi wananchi halafu waitumie wenyew kujiongeza.

Sema tu umeumia bongolala. You wish you had them South ndio maana huwa mnapost Samia housing here kila kuchao saying it's the best. Tunawaelewa vilaza nyie

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/3O1mrd9TWp0?si=8IqAY8tRY1pA8FdQ

 

[NairobiWalker]

Nani amesema tunawaiga, nimekuambia ufwatilie thread uwache uvivu.

Dealing with these guys can make you lose an IQ point. 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sema tu umeumia bongolala. You wish you had them South ndio maana huwa mnapost Samia housing here kila kuchao saying it's the best. Tunawaelewa vilaza nyie

Hawa huwa hivo, tukifanya kitu wanasema ni ujinga, wakianza kufanya kile kile hatupumziki humu. Si walikuwa wanasema gated community ni mabwenio? Tangu Mbelgiji awawekee Fumba Town pale Zanzibar si wanaitumia siku hizi kuonyesha Zanzibar ilivyoendelea?🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Dealing with these guys can make you lose an IQ point. 🤣 🤣

Primary school dropouts, hawajui maana ya context. Hao bora wamereply, fingers running faster than their brains.

 

[Teargass]

Fuatilia thread usiwe mvivu na mjinga at the same time. After all Kenyans can visit Russia on a single e-visa. Bongolala hamuwezi. 🤣 🤣

Unataka Baboon akose kuwa mjinga? I doubt it something like that will ever happen.

 

[Nicxie]

Hawa huwa hivo, tukifanya kitu wanasema ni ujinga, wakianza kufanya kile kile hatupumziki humu. Si walikuwa wanasema gated community ni mabwenio? Tangu Mbelgiji awawekee Fumba Town pale Zanzibar si wanaitumia siku hizi kuonyesha Zanzibar ilivyoendelea?🤣🤣

Hawa ndugu zetu tuwaelewe tu. Ni wivu huwasumbua