Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Don't you know how to read bongolala?
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Nyumba za two bedrooms ni 48 blocks. Za one bedroom ni 14 blocks na zile za bedsitters ni 26 blocks, making a total of 88 apartment blocks. Yani majumba 88 za ghorofa


Sasa unapingani na sisi wenyeji wa Nairobi wakati wewe unaishi Tandale uswazini miles away!
Hizi kelele nadhani umtafute yule kibera walker upigizanenae, sawa.? Me nilishafunga huu mjadala.
 
Wewe watchman wa mwarabu umekosa hoja sasa umeanza kudiscuss watu na vitu usivyovijua. Why are you so obsessed with another man's manhood?

Umesahau tulileta data hapa proving that it's Tanzania that has more uncircumcised men than Kenya? It's even stupid to start engaging in such talks coz it's a private affair. Wewe hapa if we asked you to prove kama umetahiriwa will you prove it? Stop being delusional
Kwani c takwimu hzo hzo zinazosema Kenya ina GDP kubwa kuliko Tz? Je, wewe unaamini? Si takwimu hzo hzo zinazosema Kenya ina GDP kubwa kuliko North Korea? Je, wewe unaamini? Yani takwimu ziseme watanzania wengi ni uncircumcised kuliko wakenya na bado uamini wkt humu tu ushahidi upo wazi, kati ya wakenya mliopo humu 99% hamjatahiriwa including you. Kuhusu mm, nilitahiriwa nikiwa kijana mdogo, kama ningekuwa sijatahiri ningetetea magovinda kama wewe.
 
Ona hawa wasenge wanavyobebwa ufala, hizo nyumba hakuna slum dweller yeyote aliyepata/atakayepata nafasi hapo, hata wewe mwenyewe umekosa, unaendelea kuishi kwenye mabati na tayari vilio vimeshasikika, acha slum dwellers waendelee kujenga nyumba za mabati Karen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Vipi mbona hamleti matokeo au Kisa mmedinywa bila kupakwa mafuta. 😂😂😂
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Kiingereza hakipunguzi makali ya umaskini wenu. Eti bedsitter!! Yaani mtu na familia yake wanakaa kwenye chumba kimoja!!! Alafu mnavyozaana kama nguruwe utakuja kukuta kwenye chumba wanatoka watu kumi.
First and foremost, bedsiters are meant for singles who are starting out life on their own, mostly college/University leavers possibly on their first job or hustling. But you won't understand anything like this when things like these ones are the equivalent of bedsiters in your glorified fishing village
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Secondly, don't even talk about umaskini. We all know here which is the poorest country this side of the world
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Lastly, kiingereza changu kisikukere bure. It's a language like any other. It's never too late for you. You can still learn and become proficient in it
 
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