Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Kizingo

View: https://youtu.be/vKuq3fuTkxs?si=zRhA_9h-s7NpHcD7

 

[Sama boy 255]

Don't you know how to read bongolala?
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Nyumba za two bedrooms ni 48 blocks. Za one bedroom ni 14 blocks na zile za bedsitters ni 26 blocks, making a total of 88 apartment blocks. Yani majumba 88 za ghorofa


Sasa unapingani na sisi wenyeji wa Nairobi wakati wewe unaishi Tandale uswazini miles away!

Hizi kelele nadhani umtafute yule kibera walker upigizanenae, sawa.? Me nilishafunga huu mjadala.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Yaani hawa nyang'au sijui wakoje. Hii imetokea leo. Boniface Mwangi na Martha Karua wako wapi sasa? Eti "vibrant democracy" ha ha ha😁😁

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFD0njx54E8

 

[The best 007]

Wewe watchman wa mwarabu umekosa hoja sasa umeanza kudiscuss watu na vitu usivyovijua. Why are you so obsessed with another man's manhood?

Umesahau tulileta data hapa proving that it's Tanzania that has more uncircumcised men than Kenya? It's even stupid to start engaging in such talks coz it's a private affair. Wewe hapa if we asked you to prove kama umetahiriwa will you prove it? Stop being delusional

Kwani c takwimu hzo hzo zinazosema Kenya ina GDP kubwa kuliko Tz? Je, wewe unaamini? Si takwimu hzo hzo zinazosema Kenya ina GDP kubwa kuliko North Korea? Je, wewe unaamini? Yani takwimu ziseme watanzania wengi ni uncircumcised kuliko wakenya na bado uamini wkt humu tu ushahidi upo wazi, kati ya wakenya mliopo humu 99% hamjatahiriwa including you. Kuhusu mm, nilitahiriwa nikiwa kijana mdogo, kama ningekuwa sijatahiri ningetetea magovinda kama wewe.

 

[The best 007]

Studio homes you say?View attachment 3345277

Ona hawa wasenge wanavyobebwa ufala, hizo nyumba hakuna slum dweller yeyote aliyepata/atakayepata nafasi hapo, hata wewe mwenyewe umekosa, unaendelea kuishi kwenye mabati na tayari vilio vimeshasikika, acha slum dwellers waendelee kujenga nyumba za mabati Karen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Tatu City also has a 30-floor building coming up. The future is bright

Ghorofa ndiyo future yenu? Nyie kweli wendawazimu.

 

[The best 007]

Kibera actually has 5 million people.
And talking of Kibera, how many Kiberas are here?View attachment 3345731View attachment 3345732View attachment 3345734View attachment 3345735

Weka picha ya karibu tuone kama inafanana na ma slums yenu.

 

[ichoboy01]

tuliambiwa isiolo to mandera kuna lami anyway asante internet kwa kutukumbusha😂😂😂😂

sisi tunapenda sana mikopo

View: https://x.com/moneyacademyke/status/1926480971433496686?s=46

 

[ichoboy01]

nchi imepatwa na wendawazimu hii😂😂

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1926530699256856590?s=46

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Vipi mbona hamleti matokeo au Kisa mmedinywa bila kupakwa mafuta. 😂😂😂

 

[XKALIBER]

View: https://x.com/DrCyrusNemo/status/1926489005299793996

 

[Nicxie]

Embu zoom hizi picha tuone kama zinafanana na Kibera au slum nyingine kibao zilizozunguuka nairobi.

Hizi story za zoom tulianza kuzisikia toka 2017 but hasn't changed anything.

The difference is like night and day

Vs

You Still have a long, long way to go

 

[Nicxie]

Chumba kimoja na sehemu ya kutupia plastic bag baada ya kujinyea. Unajenga karne hii?

Tunazojenga karne hii

Versus mnazojenga karne hii

 

[Teargass]

Nairobi

 

[Nicxie]

Kiingereza hakipunguzi makali ya umaskini wenu. Eti bedsitter!! Yaani mtu na familia yake wanakaa kwenye chumba kimoja!!! Alafu mnavyozaana kama nguruwe utakuja kukuta kwenye chumba wanatoka watu kumi.

First and foremost, bedsiters are meant for singles who are starting out life on their own, mostly college/University leavers possibly on their first job or hustling. But you won't understand anything like this when things like these ones are the equivalent of bedsiters in your glorified fishing village

Secondly, don't even talk about umaskini. We all know here which is the poorest country this side of the world

Lastly, kiingereza changu kisikukere bure. It's a language like any other. It's never too late for you. You can still learn and become proficient in it

 

[Nicxie]

Weka picha ya karibu tuone kama inafanana na ma slums yenu.

You are very good at posting Kibera pictures. Why don't you just do what you find solace in?

 

[Nicxie]

Just a slum hovel, congested with stinking goons trying to upgrade to a concrete jungle.

Thank jf you now know what a hovel means

 

[IamLee]

wameharibu nchi yao sasa wana deal na tanzania 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/kenyans/status/1926276225682608346?s=46

We need to liberate Tanzania from the hands of oppressors and there is nothing you can do about it. In 25 years your children will be thankful to Kenyans.. that’s a fact!
Opinion yako sio opinion ya watanzania wote

 

[IamLee]

watu mliowatuma hawaamini hata macho yao 😂😂😂😂
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Why do you need validation from Kenyans 😅
I’ve been there, nothing special.. will you also screenshot and repost my experience? 😅

 

[IamLee]

Mbilikimo Mkora wee mbishi tu kama ufupi wako.

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Mbona waliijenga ushago 😅