Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Sama boy 255]

Nimefika Dar na nimefika Bongo na hata ukitaka nifike Dar tena kesho naweza fika. Usidhani mimi ni wewe ninayeongelea vitu ambavyo sijui. Sema Ng'we unione hapo Darislum kesho. We don't speak ignorantly like you here.

Labda kama kuna mtaa unaitwa Dar huko migori. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Mbeya kuna mall tena? 🤣🤣🤣

Wanaweza tuchosha na posts hapa, hatungepumua. 🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Westlands/Parklands alone inaweza shindana na the whole of Dar is a slum Kwa malls. Hatuko ligi moja we mzee. View attachment 3320497

wewe mbwa kweli! number of floors zinakuabisha!

 

[nairobae]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 wewe mpumbavu mpori pori, choo cha kukaa sio standard of living. 🤣🤣🤣 hiyo kwa tanzania ni option, vyoo vya kukaa havina ustaarabu. Angalia hii 👇🏾.
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIqR3hAMccf/?igsh=ZDdteXo4NjRlMWwz.

Huoni hata yeye ameshangaa. 🤣🤣 Ushamba ya bongolalas.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Wanaweza tuchosha na posts hapa, hatungepumua. 🤣

Naona mmekimbilia kuijadili mbeya ili mpate haueni. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Huoni hata yeye ameshangaa. 🤣🤣 Ushamba ya bongolalas.

Wewe ni zuzu au unakaali timamu.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Labda kama kuna mtaa unaitwa Dar huko migori. 🤣🤣🤣

Juu ya hii story, nafika hapo Dar kesho nikuoneshe vitu ambavyo unaona miujiza kwako kwangu ni kitu chenye naweza amua nifanye na nifanye hiyo hiyo siku. Wacha nimalizemalize tushughuli leo kesho unione. Wewe endelea na ignorance yako.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Wanaweza tuchosha na posts hapa, hatungepumua. 🤣

Hawa majamaa concept ya malls ndio imeanza kuwaingia juzi juzi so bado wana excitement.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Juu ya hii story, nafika hapo Dar kesho nikuoneshe vitu ambavyo unaona miujiza kwako kwangu ni kitu chenye naweza amua nifanye na nifanye hiyo hiyo siku. Wacha nimalizemalize tushughuli leo kesho unione. Wewe endelea na ignorance yako.

Fika Dar mkundu wako usinipigie kelele 🤣🤣🤣 unaumia.?

 

[nairobae]

Wewe ni zuzu au unakaali timamu.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mbona munaishii primitive life. 🤣 Yani middle class wa bongoslum bado anatumia choo ya shimo, tena ndani ya nyumba yake. 🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Hawa majamaa concept ya malls ndio imeanza kuwaingia juzi juzi so bado wana excitement.

Ndio naona huyo mzee pumbavu anasema eti mall yao ikona more floors. 🤣🤣 Kwani anadhani malls ni apartments.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mbona munaishii primitive life. 🤣 Yani middle class wa bongoslum bado anatumia choo ya shimo, tena ndani ya nyumba yake. 🤣🤣

Wewe ndio ni premitive. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nani kakwambia choo cha kukaa ni standard of living.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kubishana na watu maskini ni aibu sana.
We msenge umetokea kijiji gani kwani.? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Fika Dar mkundu wako usinipigie kelele 🤣🤣🤣 unaumia.?

Tulia, haitaki hasira. 😄

 

[nairobae]

Wewe ndio ni premitive. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nani kakwambia choo cha kukaa ni standard of living.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kubishana na watu maskini ni aibu sana.
We msenge umetokea kijiji gani kwani.? 🤣🤣🤣

It's modern living, that's why inaitwa a modern toilet. Nilikuambia middle class wa Dar is a slum anaishi tu kama maskini.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Tulia, haitaki hasira. 😄

Kijana mfupi afike Namanga kwanza ndio aanze kutoa ultimatums. 🤣 🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

It's modern living, that's why inaitwa a modern toilet. Nilikua middle class wa Dar is a slum anaishi tu kama maskini.

Acha ushamba mzee mzima 🤣🤣🤣🤣 choo cha kukaa si standard of living..

Choo cha kuchutama ni flexible na safe kiafya many of our public areas we prefer them than vyoo vya kukaa. Concept ya watu maskini ndio wanawaza kama wewe 🤣🤣🤣

Ustaarabu na kundurendans ni wapi na wapi.?

Ndio mana nimekuuliza kijiji ulichotokea. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Kijana mfupi afike Namanga kwanza ndio aanze kutoa ultimatums. 🤣 🤣

Hizo ni hasira za kutumia choo ya kusquat. 🤣🤣 Huyu hata nashuku hajui kuflush choo.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hizo ni hasira za kutumia choo ya kusquat. 🤣🤣 Huyu hata nashuku hajui kuflush choo.

Btw, hawa majamaa wanapenda hivyo vyoo sana. Sijawai elewa kwa nini.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kijana mfupi afike Namanga kwanza ndio aanze kutoa ultimatums. 🤣 🤣

Kijamaa kinaniogopa hicho 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Acha ushamba mzee mzima 🤣🤣🤣🤣 choo cha kukaa si standard of living..

Choo cha kuchutama ni flexible na safe kiafya many of our public areas we prefer them than vyoo vya kukaa. Concept ya watu maskini ndio wanawaza kama wewe 🤣🤣🤣

Ustaarabu na kundurendans ni wapi wapi.?

Ndio mana nimekuuliza kijiji ulichotokea. 🤣🤣🤣

Nyumba yako binafsi pia ishakua public area. Ushamba ndio hua inawasumbua ama ni ujinga.