Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Metro when u combine towns from other counties? Can we also do the same by combining Dar+Kibaha+Bagamoyo? Wacha ujinga!

Most of those 'towns' you talk about are not even towns. They're extensions of Nairobi. The only 'town' within Nairobi metro that grew on its on and is classified as a town on its own is Thika. The others are not. Take Ruiru for instance. Ruiru has a population of 700k. If it was classified as a town on its on, it would be a city - in fact the third largest city in Kenya behind Nairobi and Mombasa and the 7th largest in east africa behind Dar, Nairobi, Kampala, Mombasa, Kigali and Mwanza. However, Ruiru is never counted on its own and it doesn't eve make any sense to - It has no defined CBD, the section of Ruiru that resembles a CBD is merely a shopping center. The rest of Ruiru is a sea of residential houses and industries. If you drive from Nairobi to Ruiru, you don't even feel like you've moved from one city to another. It's literally the same city. BTW, the Githurai that I see you people mentioning over and over as a slum in Nairobi is in Ruiru.

 

[concordile 101]

Kitu mnatushinda sahii ni empty talks. 🤣🤣🤣

Hawa mpaka wavietnam wanawajua. Eti Kenya Imekuwa na mahusiano na china kwa miaka 600 ( ruto) . Hivi taifa la Kenya Lina hata miaka 100

 

[nairobae]

heb leta sasa tuzione point out kabisa nyumba ya lower middle na upper middle watu wanataka kuona. 🤣🤣🤣

Nishakuambia nyumba zenu mingi za lower middle class ina choo ya kusquat while in Nairobi choo ni ya kukalia.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ati.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hii maneno matupu sisi tulishagaacha sahii ni ground tu. Twende ground manzee.

Ushawai fika Nairobi twende nawe ground? Ni mji gani umefika Kenya twende nawe ground.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ushawai fika Nairobi twende nawe ground? Ni mji gani umefika Kenya twende nawe ground.

Kumbe hapa ni battle ya kufika eeh.? Basi nyamaza hujawahi kufika Dar ****** wako. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

wacha ujinga wewe! We have gone a notch higher!

View: https://youtu.be/9PSHp1cJtOQ?si=zDuTZR0cABKu09YH

Westlands/Parklands alone inaweza shindana na the whole of Dar is a slum Kwa malls. Hatuko ligi moja we mzee.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Nishakuambia nyumba zenu mingi za lower middle class ina choo ya kusquat while in Nairobi choo ni ya kukalia.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 choo ya kukaa ni standard of living huko kenya. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Nyie ni jamii ya watu ambao mnatokea porini ndio tunabishananao humu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Still, you are not our mate when it comes to malls. You literally have big towns like Moshi with no single mall and cities like Arusha with no mall worth writing anything home about bro. You're just beginning, not there yet. You'll even struggle against Uganda in terms of malls.

Mbeya City mall 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Westlands/Parklands alone inaweza shindana na the whole of Dar is a slum Kwa malls. Hatuko ligi moja we mzee. View attachment 3320497

Hiki nini tena.? 🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 choo ya kukaa ni standard of living huko kenya. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Nyie ni jamii ya watu ambao mnatokea porini ndio tunabishananao humu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mbona matajiri wenu hawatumii hizo vyoo vya kusquat kama sio quality of life.

 

[concordile 101]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 choo ya kukaa ni standard of living huko kenya. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Nyie ni jamii ya watu ambao mnatokea porini ndio tunabishananao humu. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haha ameona choo tu mwambie akuambie middle income wanakaa wapi

 

[concordile 101]

Mbona matajiri wenu hawatumii hizo vyoo vya kusquat kama sio quality of life.

Umejuaje kama wanatumia au hawatumii it seams wamekuajiri kufanya usafi

 

[concordile 101]

Hiki nini tena.? 🤣🤣

Ndo mall kwake

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kumbe hapa ni battle ya kufika eeh.? Basi nyamaza hujawahi kufika Dar ****** wako. 🤣🤣🤣

Nimefika Dar na nimefika Bongo na hata ukitaka nifike Dar tena kesho naweza fika. Usidhani mimi ni wewe ninayeongelea vitu ambavyo sijui. Sema Ng'we unione hapo Darislum kesho. We don't speak ignorantly like you here.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mbona matajiri wenu hawatumii hizo vyoo vya kusquat kama sio quality of life.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 wewe mpumbavu mpori pori, choo cha kukaa sio standard of living. 🤣🤣🤣 hiyo kwa tanzania ni option, vyoo vya kukaa havina ustaarabu. Angalia hii 👇🏾.
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIqR3hAMccf/?igsh=ZDdteXo4NjRlMWwz.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mbeya City mall 🤣🤣🤣

Mbeya kuna mall tena? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Nimefika Dar na nimefika Bongo na hata ukitaka nifike Dar tena kesho naweza fika. Usidhani mimi ni wewe ninayeongelea vitu ambavyo sijui. Sema Ng'we unione hapo Darislum kesho. We don't speak ignorantly like you here.

Labda kama kuna mtaa unaitwa Dar huko migori. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Mbeya kuna mall tena? 🤣🤣🤣

Wanaweza tuchosha na posts hapa, hatungepumua. 🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Westlands/Parklands alone inaweza shindana na the whole of Dar is a slum Kwa malls. Hatuko ligi moja we mzee. View attachment 3320497

wewe mbwa kweli! number of floors zinakuabisha!

 

[nairobae]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 wewe mpumbavu mpori pori, choo cha kukaa sio standard of living. 🤣🤣🤣 hiyo kwa tanzania ni option, vyoo vya kukaa havina ustaarabu. Angalia hii 👇🏾.
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIqR3hAMccf/?igsh=ZDdteXo4NjRlMWwz.

Huoni hata yeye ameshangaa. 🤣🤣 Ushamba ya bongolalas.