Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Tatizo huwa mnajifanya kusahau kuwa Mathare na Mukuru kwa Njenga ipo hapo hapo😁😎

Hazifikii slums zenu zilizotapakaa kila mahali

 

[IamLee]

60k tulijenga kabla smartphone hazijaingia, nyie ni washamba.

Correction, “tulijengewa”

Hii mall ni kubwa sn aisee, walikuwa wanapiga kelele na two river, now two river inaonekana kituko mbele ya hili dude🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hii market ya wachina ndio mnaringa nayo jameni, alafu shurely why would you drag here the name of two rivers mall.. do these two look like they belong anywhere near each other?
Bro yenu ni market, hata wanaiita commercial center sio mall… bado hamjafika level za kujenga malls

 

[Nicxie]

We mbona unapenda kujidanganya.? 🤣🤣🤣

Wewe unajua Kasarani ilijengwa mwaka gani? You weren't even born!

 

[Don YF]

We mbona unapenda kujidanganya.? 🤣🤣🤣

Jibwa Koko lingine ndio hili 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, 60k seat Mkapa opened in 2007!!., nyambaff

 

[Nicxie]

Correction, “tulijengewa”

hii market ya wachina ndio mnaringa nayo jameni, alafu shurely why would you drag here the name of two rivers mall.. do these two look like they belong anywhere near each other?
Bro yenu ni market, hata wanaiita commercial center sio mall… nado hamjafika level za kujenga malls
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Utasikia wakisema wao hawana culture ya mall, eti wao hufanya shopping madukani (viosks). Lakini all of a sudden they now brag about a commercial shopping center that they stupidly call a mall! Talk about living in denial!

 

[Sama boy 255]

Watu wa ghorofa tano kando ya barabara can't relate. 🤣 🤣

Dasilinga. 👇🏾

 

[nairobae]

Utasikia wakisema wao hawana culture ya mall, eti wao hufanya shopping madukani (viosks). Lakini all of a sudden they now brag about a commercial shopping center that they stupidly call a mall! Talk about living in denial!

🤣 🤣 🤣 malizaaaaa mnyonge.

 

[IamLee]

Jibwa Koko lingine ndio hili 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, 60k seat Mkapa opened in 2007!!., nyambaff
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To put it into perspective, Yaani mtoto aliyezaliwa Kasarani ikijengwa, alikuwa libaba mwenye bibi na watoto Mkwapa ukijengwa 😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Jibwa Koko lingine ndio hili 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, 60k seat Mkapa opened in 2007!!., nyambaff
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Kasarani kuanzia lini ni 60k seaters stadiun.? 🤣🤣🤣 seats zimekua intslled juzi ni 50k.

Halafu. Unaujua uwanja wa uhuru.? 🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Dasilinga. 👇🏾View attachment 3300849View attachment 3300853

Huna confidence na ile CBD yako ya ghorofa tano kando ya barabara. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Don YF]

Dasilinga. 👇🏾View attachment 3300849View attachment 3300853

Mukuru slums upgrading ikikamilika phase zote itakua na more flats zaidi ya hii sehemu by far🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,

 

[Sama boy 255]

To put it into perspective, Yaani mtoto aliyezaliwa Kasarani ikijengwa, alikuwa libaba mwenye bibi na watoto Mkwapa ukijengwa 😂😂

Fala hii. Sisi tumeanza kushudia viwanja vya mpira before kasarani. 🤣🤣🤣 sisi tulijemga huu in 50s. 20 years later Ndio mkapata kasarani. Cheki huu 👇🏾

hapo awali kabla haujafunikwa ulikua hivi 👇🏾

 

[IamLee]

Largest mall in the region


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIT1WxEsYM_/?igsh=Yzc4ZjBtZGo1bnRt

Ushaandikiwa hapo ni soko wewe uko hapo ukisema mall, tuamini walioijenga na ni wamiliki ama tukuamini?
Why are you baptizing a market to be a mall 😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mukuru slums upgrading ikikamilika phase zote itakua na more flats zaidi ya hii sehemu by far🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,
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Kweli.? Unaleta hii taka in comparison.? No wonder una govi. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Don YF]

Huna confidence na ile CBD yako ya ghorofa tano kando ya barabara. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ile ndio Westlands yao eti🤣🤣🤣🤣., Dar if u round off to the nearest thing, it becomes uswazi🤣🤣🤣🤣., the size of the town, yaani built up area around CBD na immediate surroundings in comparison na size ya land mass and uswazi hovels is like 10-15% of the whole 1600 SQ km of Dar.., 🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

 

[nairobae]

Ushaandikiwa hapo ni soko wewe uko hapo ukisema mall, tuamini walioijenga na ni wamiliki ama tukuamini?View attachment 3300864

Soko ya kuuza chinese products kama Kamkunji ndio wanaita mall. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Ile ndio Westlands yao eti🤣🤣🤣🤣., Dar if u round off to the nearest thing, it becomes uswazi🤣🤣🤣🤣., the size of the town, yaani built up area around CBD na immediate surroundings in comparison na size ya land mass and uswazi hovels is like 10-15% of the whole 1600 SQ km of Dar.., 🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

Hata wao wanajua, sema tu tunadeal na vichwa ngumu humu

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ile ndio Westlands yao eti🤣🤣🤣🤣., Dar if u round off to the nearest thing, it becomes uswazi🤣🤣🤣🤣., the size of the town, yaani built up area around CBD na immediate surroundings in comparison na size ya land mass and uswazi hovels is like 10-15% of the whole 1600 SQ km of Dar.., 🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

Built up are ni ndogo kwa maana ipi.? 🤣🤣🤣. Ever been to Dar.? Do you how many km is from oyster bay to Mbweni.? Ukanda wote hio wa bahari una majumba ya kifahari tu. Around 40km.

 

[Don YF]

Kweli.? Unaleta hii taka in comparison.? No wonder una govi. 🤣🤣🤣

Jibwa Koko limeumia🤣🤣 ukweli inatesa ila vumilia tu, maneno yako hayaongezi na hayapunguzi, ukweli unabakia pale pale, zoea🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,

 

[Sama boy 255]

Soko ya kuuza chinese products kama Kamkunji ndio wanaita mall. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hii imekuuma. 🤣🤣🤣