Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

But these are not new imports.

Hii ndio katarama yenu huko kundudwellers

 

[game over]

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Lete picha za slum za dar fala ww

Pigs 😀😀😀

 

[NairobiWalker]

NairobiWalker come pick your student. Enroll him to that English class as soon as possible.

Huyo hasaidiki.😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Your colleague shared this ,unajua ni mwaka gani gari ya namba CWY ilikuwa imported Tanzania ?
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Na wewd vile ulipost KBC unajua hiyi ni mwaka gani ilikuwa imported? But kusema tu ukweli, Tanzanians are known for importing old cars.

 

[Teargass]

Huyo hasaidiki.😂😂

Then enroll him in the baboon program.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Pigs 😀😀😀

Kutwa wanapanua mdomo "dar is slum",picha za hizo slums awatuletei 😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

The first time I visited Nairobi was 2014, just graduated ,
That time I saw some few cool European brands in Nairobi,
Nowadays you rarely spot a VW Touareg V6 ya 2012, huku bongo kwa Sasa ni kama uchafu , you guys are really broke, kwa Sasa mmechoka wasee, mmejaza 2002 probox Hadi cbd ?
I can tell you , yes we are all having challenges with buying decent cars,but now Tz closed the gap long ago.
Barabara zenu zimejaa Toyota and Nissan jalopies all over ,
Halafu unaongelea daladala? Hoyo madude yanaandikwa Saco how old are they ? And how do you guys commute on such things ? What about safety?
And why are they all Saco ? They look like they come from same manufacturer.

Hata buses za JKIA choka mbaya ,
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Btw have you also wondered how JKIA ended up having more Massey Ferguson tractors than a typical large scale plantation field?

Bro, those 'jallopies' you talk about are a breath of fine air in bongoland. You pretend to wonder how we fit in our matatus when our matatus don't even allow standing passengers. Your over 25 year old daladalas are full of people sitting on each other - basically mnawekwa kama magunia. It's extremely hypocritical for you to speak about safety when you have vans designed to carry 10 passengers being redesigned to carry 14 passengers and ending up carrying 25.

Most of our matatus are fairly new - doesn't mean we don't have old ones but we are not in a situation where our newest matatus are 25 years old - see the difference? Here our oldest are 25 years old, there your newest are 25 years old.

About proboxes and Toyotas, yes, we buy them in large numbers but we import newer models. You people import very old vehicles you'd find a very new number plate on a 25 year old vehicle. And what is it with your men and 15 year old harriers? Hapa Kenya Harrier ni gari la wamama.

Speaking of European cars, I didn't see many of them in your country either. You'd choose to pretend just to score a point? 90% of cars on your roads are Japanese - just like here in Kenya, I don't even get what you're bragging about.

About Saccos, here in Kenya every matatu has to join a Sacco before being allowed on the road to prevent matatus plying routes they've not been assigned. The Sacco name simply defines which Sacco the matatu belongs to.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Then enroll him in the baboon program.

I should. 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Your colleague shared this ,unajua ni mwaka gani gari ya namba CWY ilikuwa imported Tanzania ?
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The point is, there are ZERO daladalas that are younger than 25 in Bongolala. I mean ZERO. Your statement would make sense if you had several new daladalas with a number of older ones. Then we could say it's business. But it's like your daladala operators have been banned to use newer vehicle models.

 

[game over]

Kumbe ukona Nairobi yako na hatujui. Sisi hii ndio Nairobi tunajua.


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Utterly deceptive twaddle speak, Says I., we all know Nairobi 😀😀😀
Kwamba nianzie Highway Mall niende na Mombasa road hadi Mlolongo nitaona gari za namna Gani ? Tuwe honest 😀

 

[ichoboy01]

The loan will repaid through road levy, ebu tuambie road levy ni loan ya wapi.

😂😂😂😂😂 taking loan to pay loan ila aliewaroga nyinyi amezikwa jahanaam

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂 jibu wanalo

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1905682622585487606?s=46

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 kwa sasa sio kunya ni mitumba nation

View: https://x.com/nationafrica/status/1905461618676297861?s=46

 

[Sama boy 255]

The point is, there are ZERO daladalas that are younger than 25 in Bongolala. I mean ZERO. Your statement would make sense if you had several new daladalas with a number of older ones. Then we could say it's business. But it's like your daladala operators have been banned to use newer vehicle models.

Kwani Tanzania inaishia Arusha.? 🤣🤣🤣 hili jipumbavu linaniacha hoi kweli kweli. 🤣🤣🤣 tena linakwambia “there are Zero daladalas that are younger than 25 years in Tz” 🤣🤣🤣

Sasa Tanzania inaishia Arusha.?

Daladala zinatumika Dar nzima ni hizi ukiachana na BRT. Ni hizi coaster 👇🏾

au Eicher👇🏾

au Tata 👇🏾

 

[ichoboy01]

jiji lenyewe sasa 😂😂😂😂 limetapika

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1905641280882827599?s=46

 

[Nicxie]

Huku porini unataka ulinganishe na nyumba za pembezoni ya bahari jamani.? 🤣🤣🤣.

Pembezoni ya bahari au pembezoni ya uswazi?

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂 kila siku ni vita tu

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1905639982993199520?s=46

 

[Sama boy 255]

Pembezoni ya bahari au pembezoni ya uswazi?

Kumbe masaki ni pembezoni mwa uswazi.? 🤣🤣 au umea bomu la machozi, unaendeshwa kwa chuki.?

 

[Nicxie]

For a decade I've been frequently visiting your glorified third world town mate,, I've been to Mombasa too several times .

You wouldn't be visiting it for a decade now if it were that bad. You really admire it and wanna make it your second home. And how do you compare Mombasa with your village city Mwanza?

 

[Nicxie]

Kumbe masaki ni pembezoni mwa uswazi.? 🤣🤣 au umea bomu la machozi, unaendeshwa kwa chuki.?

Kwani wewe hujui uswazi zimetapakaa Kila mahali Dar?