Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Chamoto]

Hapa ni kama upande wa pili umeshindwa hivyo unajaribu kututoa kwenye reli.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Wewe nilikuambia hakuna unachojua kwa Kingereza. Who told you “We as Kenyans” is wrong? No wonder unajiita Comrade Mapepo.

We as Kenyans we haven’t complained.

Did you want him to discuss tactics of being a good watchman? We as Kenyans we haven’t complained, who are you to complain on our behalf?

Stop being an as*hole!

Ulitakiwa uandike hivi: "We, Kenyans, haven’t complained"

 

[Teargass]

We as Kenyans we haven’t complained.

Stop being an as*hole!

Ulitakiwa uandike hivi: "We, Kenyans, haven’t complained"

You’re stupid and idiot at the same time. Your parents sold cattle to take another cattle to school.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Instead of improving your English, you are so obsessed with nonsense.

What an idiot!
Go back to school!

A Tanzanian making fun of someone’s English skills is like an illiterate making fun of a college drop out … ( ati wewe ni Mjinga hukumaliza college yet yeye hakumaliza class 4 ) it’s below pathetic!🤣🤣🤣

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

You’re stupid and idiot at the same time. Your parents sold cattle to take another cattle to school.

My parents had none of the above-mentioned nonsense.
Rudi shule kumbafu!

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

A Tanzanian making fun of someone’s English skills is like an illiterate making fun of a college drop out … ( ati wewe ni Mjinga hukumaliza college yet yeye hakumaliza class 4 ) it’s below pathetic!🤣🤣🤣

I never stress dealing with bullies (I have faced worse in my training), we call bullies “wanna be deebos “…. I have been watching this platform for a while to sharpen my Swahili vocabulary and I give Tanzanians here all the credit for free lessons…Then I became a member in 2022… All this time I have never identified myself . I saw many posts about Dar being like New York but who cares …But when the American comparison moved to other parts like Dodoma , i felt obligated to make the record straight…. One of them even said it snows in Tanzania ka America na Europe… i couldn’t take that sh*t nomore . This how a bully operates when cornered … you show them one proof but like a methhead, they are never satisfied… I had even to post my first and now expired Hawaii driving license… still that was not enough… So now it became apparent am flexing too much …one claimed he knows how I talk ( maybe he’s a psychopath , oops I mean Psychic 😁) it’s like Damn I do damn I don’t. But the good news, they will now think twice before bringing American name in vain… I bet that’s why they are upset… I closed that American loophole for them…the glorified fishing village can now be Moscow or Beijing of Africa…the choices are endless..🤣🤣. … any Kenyan here in China or Russia? .. Let’s get these f*ckers?… .🤣🤣

Halafu wewe ndio unajifanya eti umekulia America wakati unamatatizo makubwa ya hiyo lugha.

"I even had to" not "I had even to"
"It now becomes" not "now it become"
"but the good news is" not "But the good news, they......blah blah"


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[ichoboy01]

dodoma🇹🇿

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/mwangihub/status/1900529781629682024?s=46

 

[ichoboy01]

we tizama tu barabara zao zilivochakaa😂😂

View: https://x.com/kenyansays/status/1900463421256085647?s=46

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Halafu wewe ndio unajifanya eti umekulia America wakati unamatatizo makubwa ya hiyo lugha.

"I even had to" not "I had even to"
"It now becomes" not "now it become"
"but the good news is" not "But the good news, they......blah blah"


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When you start nitpicking too much , it’s a sign you are on your last oxygen tank… breath in deep !… ( let me first spell check that with AI )…🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

When you start nitpicking too much , it’s a sign you are on your last oxygen tank… breath in deep !… ( let me first spell check that with AI )…🤣🤣🤣🤣

Walaa! Ni rahisi tu kuwa uelewa wako wa lugha ya malkia ni mdogo. Mimi kikubwa ninaweza kukosea spellings hata za Kiswahili sio Kingereza tu lakini sio grammar. Siwezi fanya makosa ya repetition za nouns na pronouns kama huyu Teargass mwenye HIV pimpoz.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Wewe nilikuambia hakuna unachojua kwa Kingereza. Who told you “We as Kenyans” is wrong? No wonder unajiita Comrade Mapepo.

He spell checks with his computer or cell phone and then comes back chest thumping like he’s the King Kong of the English Language … it’s so ironic to hear a Tanzanian of all people rectifying one’s English language abilities….Whats the world coming to !… 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Do you honestly think that any Tanzanian thinks Dar equals New York? Have you ever heard of the concept of a hyperbole? You should because yall use it all the time too. Besides, why does it bother you so much? America isn't sacred.

I can remember when Mwai told you that you are new in this forum and judging by this response, I can concur with him. You need to visit previous pages and see the number of times Tanzanians have compared Dar with New York. I can give you evidence if you want.

Just a month ago, one of you even compared Dodoma to Alaska with the caption "kama Alaska mwanangu". He was so ignorant to even know that Alaska and Dodoma have different climactic conditions, leave alone other dynamics. When we Kenyans called him out, he resorted to abusive language and the rest of Tanzanians joined him in defense. Tell me what's hyperbole about that. It is this ignorance that pushed Mwai to state his place of residence in trying to educate Tanzanians to the agitation of your countrymen. They literally pushed him to the limits when some even started questioning whether he's really an American resident. He decides to prove that he's actually an American resident then you come in along the way and start accusing him of flexing! I mean how?

Let's be reasonable and stop this mudslinging where there shouldn't be any. We can and should have sober discussions devoid of this shenanigans.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

I can remember when Mwai told you that you are new in this forum and judging by this response, I can concur with him. You need to visit previous pages and see the number of times Tanzanians have compared Dar with New York. I can give you evidence if you want.

Just a month ago, one of you even compared Dodoma to Alaska with the caption "kama Alaska mwanangu". He was so ignorant to even know that Alaska and Dodoma have different climactic conditions, leave alone other dynamics. When we Kenyans called him out, he resorted to abusive language and the rest of Tanzanians joined him in defense. Tell me what's hyperbole about that. It is this ignorance that pushed Mwai to state his place of residence in trying to educate Tanzanians to the agitation of your countrymen. They literally pushed him to the limits when some even started questioning whether he's really an American resident. He decides to prove that he's actually an American resident then you come in along the way and start accusing him of flexing! I mean how?

Let's be reasonable and stop this mudslinging where there shouldn't be any. We can and should have sober discussions devoid of this shenanigans.

That was beautiful writing… in America (😜)you qualify for what’s called Pulitzer Prize ( I would nominate you)… but let’s keep it simple.. you deserve Nobel Prize in literature…🦾🦾🦾

 

[chongchung]

Hivi Ukunyani kuna vehicles kama hizi?

View: https://x.com/PrecisionAirTz/status/1900070809013793184

NairobiWalker

 

[The best 007]

Did you want him to discuss tactics of being a good watchman? We as Kenyans we haven’t complained, who are you to complain on our behalf?

Mnuka nnya unapenda sn discussion na mm, na nilishakukataza lkn husikii, nmekuambia mume akikuacha achika na usilazimishe mapenzi, tafuta bwana mwingine wapo wengi humu.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Mnuka nnya unapenda sn discussion na mm, na nilishakukataza lkn husikii, nmekuambia mume akikuacha achika na usilazimishe mapenzi, tafuta bwana mwingine wapo wengi humu.

Na unasema ati tuko na utoto?…Bro! You need to check yo self be4 you wreck yo self……now go cry to your “daddy” the moderator…🥲😪😪😭😤🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

League mkombozi wa timu za taifa za football Kenya. Mind you, wengi wanacheza timu ndogo ndogo hapa Tanzania.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

League mkombozi wa timu za taifa za football Kenya. Mind you, wengi wanacheza timu ndogo ndogo hapa Tanzania.View attachment 3270805

How many continental championships have you brought?… Your league is not Superior. It’s a paper tiger..😄😄.. for honesty sake, I will keep it real. It’s the BEST organized League in East Africa. I will give you that …but outside of Simba vs Yanga hio ingine ni marehemu tu ..

 

[Kikunte]

You need to take a stand or take your meds …. Tell me how Americans write ?… give us examples…Any real American will laugh at you for that statement…. There are many ways to write…. A white American might say for example
We were playing basketball. A black American will say
We was playing basketball….there many other difffences in language application that varies from region to region… Americans in the Deep South have a different lingo from ones in the North. Even California has its own lingo… Hawaii has unique lingo found nowhere else in rest of America… for example we say “ da kind “ to describe everything. I bet if I use it here you would say you know Americans and they don’t speak like that. Bro ! You don’t know jack shit .. you watch too much TV…

Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.