So you are now English huh,😄😄😄
Umewahi kuona namna mzungu akiongea kiswahili vile ana sound funny kwetu native swahili speakers? Hivyo ndivyo wewe Mkunya unavyoonekana ukiongea kingereza chako chenye accent ya kijaluo mbele ya Native English speakers, no matter how hard you try fake it, you sound funny. There's nothing to be ashamed of nonetheless, native English speakers already have in their mind that it's not your mother tongue, so they try their best to come down to your level.
Don't be delusional.
Why pretend American ikiwa Mimi ni Mhehe wa Iringa mate, I am not English, neither am I American, whatever I speak and write I just don't give ass* rat.