Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

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Now listen, I know you've built your whole persona on being Kenyan American. I know its very important for you for everybody to know you're Kenyan American (especially Tanzanians). But one things for sure, your sh*t stinks. You don't talk like an American. You don't act like an American. You talk like and act like someone who really wants people to think he's American. I'm not gonna say whether or not your American coz tbh, I don't know, but if I were to bet money, I would bet that you're not because I wanna keep my money and your sh*t stinks.
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Just stay on topic and stop embarrassing yourself.

You do realize you're proving him right don't you?
 
Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.
Just the same way you've used its instead of it's here. Those are common grammar mistakes especially when you are typing faster. Oversight!
 
Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.
“ No American does that”…. Bro ! Where do you dig this horse sh*t ?….you got that from Google search?..🤣🤣 Do you want me show you texts from many Americans to me?…..am, imma and finna are slang words ..I can drop you rap lyrics with “am”in it ..remember slang is not an official language..btw ,So this your defense after I exposed your bs earlier?…🤪😂.. Let me educate you.. Americans have language flexibility . I also use “ you all “ and “y’all” , “yo” and “ you” and Incase you haven’t noticed during ur fake interactions with “ Americans” , they mistake “ you are welcome “ for “your welcome “plenty of times…it’s annoying..but Please Stop reading the tabloids….
 
Lol. I literally don't watch watch TV. My experience is based in real life bro. But let me give you an example. Once in a while you will use "am" in place of "I'm." Its typing shorthand common in Africa, including Kenya. No American does that. They'll just drop the apostrophe and use "Im." Nuances bro, nuances.
Since you said you know how Americans speak and write, ( I called you out on your horse sh*t), let me enlighten you . The United States 🇺🇸 is a huge country… there is no monolithic common English language except the one taught in academia….. This English street talk . hereby are hello examples
West coast / California-“ Yo Whats’s up “( the world uses this )
East Coast / New York - “ Sup Son “
South west / Texas - “ Howdy “
Deep South / Atlanta- “ What’s hannenin“
Midwest / St. Louis - “ wuz up wit it “
Hawaii/ Pacific- “ Aloha bruddah”
Using my real life examples, I bet if some Kenyan from let’s say Omaha, Nebraska posted “ What’s up with it” to say hello, You would jump to the ceiling responding that’s not American.. everybody knows Americans just say “ what’s up”…. Probably conclude they are in Kibera..🤣🤣
So now please proceed n’ educate us from your personal experience how Americans speak and write. We are waiting anxiously 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Which currency?… Tanzania shillings?… Nah!..I will pass that one… Thanks but no thanks..
Ujinga ndio umejaa kichwani mwako 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇
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So you are now English huh,😄😄😄
Umewahi kuona namna mzungu akiongea kiswahili vile ana sound funny kwetu native swahili speakers? Hivyo ndivyo wewe Mkunya unavyoonekana ukiongea kingereza chako chenye accent ya kijaluo mbele ya Native English speakers, no matter how hard you try fake it, you sound funny. There's nothing to be ashamed of nonetheless, native English speakers already have in their mind that it's not your mother tongue, so they try their best to come down to your level.
Don't be delusional.
Why pretend American ikiwa Mimi ni Mhehe wa Iringa mate, I am not English, neither am I American, whatever I speak and write I just don't give ass* rat.
Ati wee ni Mhehe, hehehehe 🤣🤣
 
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