Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Nicxie said:
Eti tunapewa chapati na ugali? Tunapewa na nani bongolala? I know it hurts to live in a country with the highest extreme poverty rates in the region. Si kosa lako
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game over said:
So you are now English huh,😄😄😄
Umewahi kuona namna mzungu akiongea kiswahili vile ana sound funny kwetu native swahili speakers? Hivyo ndivyo wewe Mkunya unavyoonekana ukiongea kingereza chako chenye accent ya kijaluo mbele ya Native English speakers, no matter how hard you try fake it, you sound funny. There's nothing to be ashamed of nonetheless, native English speakers already have in their mind that it's not your mother tongue, so they try their best to come down to your level.
Don't be delusional.
Why pretend American ikiwa Mimi ni Mhehe wa Iringa mate, I am not English, neither am I American, whatever I speak and write I just don't give ass* rat.
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Your defense is weak , the jury has spoken. Just accept and appreciate my help and move on. I have made mistakes in Swahili and someone has come to my rescue. I like that … am not trying to embarrass you so if you wanna use American slang , suit yourself . we all here to learn from each other .. now go get that paper and make it rain in da club !… 😄
 
Nicxie said:
Poverty is everywhere. That's why after analysis, WB determined that Tanzania leads in extreme poverty in the region. How about that bongolala? Don't worry about poverty in Kibera. The situation is worse back home in Tanganyika
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Not everywhere, there are countries in Africa poverty is now a fairy tale.
But for Kenya, ni ufukara, and fyi Not only Kibera mate, there are other countless slums in Nairobi, and all other your glorified villages and towns.
We both know Kenya is poor everywhere,
Kule north pokot na garisa ndio turkana thousands are starving to death,
When someone donates food mnataka kuuana kwa kugombania.
Ule ufukara upo pwani ya Kenya only God knows.
Toka Boarder ya Horohoro, upite kote ukunda Hadi Mombasa ni ufukara wa kutupwa,

When was your last time you say Tanzanians receiving food donations?

Imagine today 2025, 4% of Kenyans infected with Jiggers , yaani mna mafunza miguuni na mikononi, ufukara wa namna Gani huu? .Huko bungoma na Kakamega wote mna mafunza, magonjwa ya kimaskini kabisa
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A qualitative case study of community experiences with Tungiasis in high prevalence villages of Bungoma County, Kenya: “The whole body aches and the jiggers are torturing me!”

Author summary Tungiasis, popularly called jiggers, is a painful and itchy skin infection. Jiggers is a poverty-driven plague and millions of people are at risk. Those infected may suffer mental and physical illness and stigmatization. Despite this, the disease is neglected by the scientific...
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You are living in a fantasy. Tukiwapa uhalisia kwa ground mnakimbilia vidata vya kujiconsole.
 
mwaiofhawaii said:
Your defense is weak , the jury has spoken. Just accept and appreciate my help and move on. I have made mistakes in Swahili and someone has come to my rescue. I like that … am not trying to embarrass you so if you wanna use American slang , suit yourself . we all here to learn from each other .. now go get that paper and make it rain in da club !… 😄
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are all Kenyans this stupid?
 
Nicxie said:
Vitu Mibongolala havipendi. Watashinda hapa wakitaja Kibera usiku na mchana.

Africa's Silicon Savannah
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Some of the sectors that are AI driven include healthcare, supply chains in retail and enhancing customer experiences in banking.
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Imagine Nairobi haina city mobile application for public Transport, Dar has Mwendokasi app and uses Swahili Language. You just use your phone, scan and access BRT buses. This mobile application uses GIS to suggests a nearest bus Station you can Board from. Where in Nairobi the advanced city!😅😅

Dar BRT buses have buffering location based services (LBS) that have automated sounds anouncing the next bus Station
Where in Nairobi? The technologically advanced City in Africa


Nairobi doesn't have a city card that her residents may use to access public amenities like trains, buses, stadiums, bus terminal, public parks or even some touristic buildings. Eg. Ile KICC, Uhuru park, central park, commuter train and maybe some matatus. IMAGINE KWENYE COMMUTER Trains zao Kuna watu wanakuja kukusanya ticket mikononi na kusign😅😂. Juzi hapa kijana katupwa nje ya Matatu kisa hana 30bob😂.

In Dar we have NCARD, utatumia kuaccess ferries, football stadiums anywhere in Tanzania, bus Terminals. There is Mwendokasi card kwa wasio na Smartphones. Where in Nairobi the most technically advanced city😂😂

Talk of Robotic Traffic lights that produce sounds and some use AI technology that all over 20+ km of kilwa road and Kawawa road. In Nairobi even simple traffic lights hazifanyi kazi in many areas. Nairobi bado ina many roundabouts na traffic man juu wa kucontrol magari😅

There is no single mobile application in Kenya that you can pay for all Government services online and no printed receipts needed. In Tanzania we GePG that we pay for all Government services, imeunganishwa na Mpesa or Banks applications

Imagine kenya hadi leo wanatumia NHIF card kupata matibabu. In Tanzania just have your National ID number and you are ready for treatments

Kenyans when the land from abroad, are always in long lines to get their Passport stamped. In Tanzania Airports there is E border pass technology, you just scan your Passport and go.


Endeleeni kuamini propagandas za wanasiasa za wazungu na online statistics zao.
Truth be told, Tanzania is technically advanced than kenya. Kama unabisha leta evidence of what is advanced in Nairobi and not found in Tanzania
Najua unaongelea startups za wazungu, huyu katoboa ukweli wote hapa

View: https://youtu.be/bDCnGSTs-Og?si=XHo8rFBdVfMJjn7G
 
mwaiofhawaii said:
Ohhh nananana , nananana , .. eeeegh , Goodbye!…please don’t let the door hit your head on your way out!
Time for KDF to head back and finish the job ( if Trump inks that mineral deal with DRC… the process already started) and sure hope Kenya benefits too. It would be a shame if America requested Kenyan troops and not cut a deal for us …( and I mean for Kenyan citizens not politicians personal accounts)
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Bruuh, they been there like 3 hours 😂
 
instanbul said:
Imagine Nairobi haina city mobile application for public Transport, Dar has Mwendokasi app and uses Swahili Language. You just use your phone, scan and access BRT buses. This mobile application uses GIS to suggests a nearest bus Station you can Board from. Where in Nairobi the advanced city!😅😅

Dar BRT buses have buffering location based services (LBS) that have automated sounds anouncing the next bus Station
Where in Nairobi? The technologically advanced City in Africa


Nairobi doesn't have a city card that her residents may use to access public amenities like trains, buses, stadiums, bus terminal, public parks or even some touristic buildings. Eg. Ile KICC, Uhuru park, central park, commuter train and maybe some matatus. IMAGINE KWENYE COMMUTER Trains zao Kuna watu wanakuja kukusanya ticket mikononi na kusign😅😂. Juzi hapa kijana katupwa nje ya Matatu kisa hana 30bob😂.

In Dar we have NCARD, utatumia kuaccess ferries, football stadiums anywhere in Tanzania, bus Terminals. There is Mwendokasi card kwa wasio na Smartphones. Where in Nairobi the most technically advanced city😂😂

Talk of Robotic Traffic lights that produce sounds and some use AI technology that all over 20+ km of kilwa road and Kawawa road. In Nairobi even simple traffic lights hazifanyi kazi in many areas. Nairobi bado ina many roundabouts na traffic man juu wa kucontrol magari😅

There is no single mobile application in Kenya that you can pay for all Government services online and no printed receipts needed. In Tanzania we GePG that we pay for all Government services, imeunganishwa na Mpesa or Banks applications

Imagine kenya hadi leo wanatumia NHIF card kupata matibabu. In Tanzania just have your National ID number and you are ready for treatments

Kenyans when the land from abroad, are always in long lines to get their Passport stamped. In Tanzania Airports there is E border pass technology, you just scan your Passport and go.


Endeleeni kuamini propagandas za wanasiasa za wazungu na online statistics zao.
Truth be told, Tanzania is technically advanced than kenya. Kama unabisha leta evidence of what is advanced in Nairobi and not found in Tanzania
Najua unaongelea startups za wazungu, huyu katoboa ukweli wote hapa

View: https://youtu.be/bDCnGSTs-Og?si=XHo8rFBdVfMJjn7G
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instanbul said:
Imagine Nairobi haina city mobile application for public Transport, Dar has Mwendokasi app and uses Swahili Language. You just use your phone, scan and access BRT buses. This mobile application uses GIS to suggests a nearest bus Station you can Board from. Where in Nairobi the advanced city!😅😅

Dar BRT buses have buffering location based services (LBS) that have automated sounds anouncing the next bus Station
Where in Nairobi? The technologically advanced City in Africa


Nairobi doesn't have a city card that her residents may use to access public amenities like trains, buses, stadiums, bus terminal, public parks or even some touristic buildings. Eg. Ile KICC, Uhuru park, central park, commuter train and maybe some matatus. IMAGINE KWENYE COMMUTER Trains zao Kuna watu wanakuja kukusanya ticket mikononi na kusign😅😂. Juzi hapa kijana katupwa nje ya Matatu kisa hana 30bob😂.

In Dar we have NCARD, utatumia kuaccess ferries, football stadiums anywhere in Tanzania, bus Terminals. There is Mwendokasi card kwa wasio na Smartphones. Where in Nairobi the most technically advanced city😂😂

Talk of Robotic Traffic lights that produce sounds and some use AI technology that all over 20+ km of kilwa road and Kawawa road. In Nairobi even simple traffic lights hazifanyi kazi in many areas. Nairobi bado ina many roundabouts na traffic man juu wa kucontrol magari😅

There is no single mobile application in Kenya that you can pay for all Government services online and no printed receipts needed. In Tanzania we GePG that we pay for all Government services, imeunganishwa na Mpesa or Banks applications

Imagine kenya hadi leo wanatumia NHIF card kupata matibabu. In Tanzania just have your National ID number and you are ready for treatments

Kenyans when the land from abroad, are always in long lines to get their Passport stamped. In Tanzania Airports there is E border pass technology, you just scan your Passport and go.


Endeleeni kuamini propagandas za wanasiasa za wazungu na online statistics zao.
Truth be told, Tanzania is technically advanced than kenya. Kama unabisha leta evidence of what is advanced in Nairobi and not found in Tanzania
Najua unaongelea startups za wazungu, huyu katoboa ukweli wote hapa

View: https://youtu.be/bDCnGSTs-Og?si=XHo8rFBdVfMJjn7G
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Some of the dynamics you are trying to compare are totally different due to demographic differences, like how can you compare a BRT app while the public transportation system in Kenya is entirely different? One is government owned while the other is almost entirely private..
The other claims are just due to ignorance, Kenya was a pioneer in this region in all the other things you mentioned like digitizing govt services, e-passport, traffic lights etc. I don’t got the time to educate you on obvious stuff like ecitizen
 
IamLee said:
Some of the dynamics you are trying to compare are totally different due to demographic differences, like how can you compare a BRT app while the public transportation system in Kenya is entirely different? One is government owned while the other is almost entirely private..
The other claims are just due to ignorance, Kenya was a pioneer in this region in all the other things you mentioned like digitizing govt services, e-passport, traffic lights etc. I don’t got the time to educate you on obvious stuff like ecitizen
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You didn't understand any of those I mentioned, because you have never experienced them in real life. Unaleta exuses za kijinga. Hebu rudia usome vzr and think again before writing anything. Vinginevyo unajiaibisha

A city of kigali, most public buses are privatelly owned, but they still have a city card na wanascan na kuingia kwenye hizo bus zao hata kama ni private. Sasa sijui unatetea nini?
Why call yourself a tech advanced city, and you fail to have even A Nairobi City card for accessing public amenities?

Is it not true that you always in long lines as Kenyans waiting for your Passport stamped? Au solutions ya e border pass technology hamuioni?

Is it not true hata kwenye city trains zenu, kuna watu wanapita na kutick ticket manually, what makes diffcult to have a mobile application or City card for accessing Commuter trains

Na bado kuna long lines za watu kuprint ticket za SGR.

What is tech advanced in Nairobi that most citizens benefit from simplicity of technology in their daily lives au mko tech advanced kwenye online statistics?
 
Kikunte said:
Why would I? I only intervene when its obvious things are getting out of hand and your usually the source. I'm here for content, real content about the best and the worst Tanzania and Kenya as places. But you've decided to make this thread your personal flex zone. It's great Im not the only one who called you out on it. But I can call you out on another level. I still think you're a fake. Your command of English is artificial. I don't think you interact with first language English speakers on the regular. And if you do, then you must have a learning disability. Most Kenyans are decent at formal English, but when yall try to imitate American street lingo, it comes off awkward, unless theyre actually American. And I know plenty Kenyan Americans who are culturally American. They're the real deal, I've got lots of reapect for Kenyan Americans. But they dont act or talk like you. You act like you've some type of inferiority complex coming out to flex your "Americaness" on Tanzanians to make you feel better. Why bro??? This is a Tanzania vs Kenya thread (actually Dar vs Nairobi, but we let that slide). I don't care how aggressive you are really. As long as you stay on topic and stop with that fakeness. We've been tolerating you're BS for a minute now. At some point inafika shingoni.
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First of all, he mentioned he has lived all his life in America so I'm not sure where you're getting the notion that his English is a fake imitation.

Secondly you haven't heard him speak, so how did you manage to make judgements on his accent?

Thirdly, he never intended to flex about being American or living in America. It is the incessant arguments from your country people trying to deny that he lives in America that made him post photos to confirm that he actually lives in America and is American.
I appreciate that you sound like an objective person not fueled by emotions than most here but kindly follow the whole stretch to understand where all this came from.
 
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