Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Statement ya ukweli sana hii. Wanatengeneza furaha yao kwa vitakwimu uchwara vya kuokoteza kil mahala so long kwamba vinaonesha wapo vizuri or tuko chini.

Wajinga sana!

Halafu Ruto anaendelea kuwafyonza kichizi, ha ha ha😁😎😁😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

😂😂😂
Now listen, I know you've built your whole persona on being Kenyan American. I know its very important for you for everybody to know you're Kenyan American (especially Tanzanians). But one things for sure, your sh*t stinks. You don't talk like an American. You don't act like an American. You talk like and act like someone who really wants people to think he's American. I'm not gonna say whether or not your American coz tbh, I don't know, but if I were to bet money, I would bet that you're not because I wanna keep my money and your sh*t stinks.
😂😂😂
Just stay on topic and stop embarrassing yourself.

Btw .. I never knew people can bet with Tanzania shillings … Alert me next time … $5 should be valuable enough… right?… I want in ..🤣🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Mwamba anadai yupo kwenye fukwe za bahari ya Pacific kisiwani Hawaii huko Marekani ila kasi ya mtandao inadhihirisha dhahiri yupo Baringo ya kati 😄😄😄

You never ever give up childish games..do you really punk ?..since I know now I can bet in Tanzania shillings, I will wage $10 ( convert to your money) that you will never ever step your foot in Hawaii ( you wish) whereas I can visit central Baringo any time if I wish so…but every dream is valid son. So, go hee haw to someone else ..Good luck 🍀..

 

[game over]

You never ever give up childish games..do you really punk ?..since I know now I can bet in Tanzania shillings, I will wage $10 ( convert to your money) that you will never ever step your foot in Hawaii ( you wish) whereas I can visit central Baringo any time if I wish so…but every dream is valid son. So, go hee haw to someone else ..Good luck 🍀..

We mzee bwana , si unetuma mwenyewe speed ya mtandao Iko slow, proving that uko nchi ya ulimwengu wa tatu, Kenya to be precise.
Fyi many of us in this platform have traveled the world, hakuna kipya, you are just proving yourself fake and coward.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

We mzee bwana , si unetuma mwenyewe speed ya mtandao Iko slow, proving that uko nchi ya ulimwengu wa tatu, Kenya to be precise.
Fyi many of us in this platform have traveled the world, hakuna kipya, you are just proving yourself fake and coward.

Out of the blue, Venus asked me to show my internet speed … If I didn’t, he wouldn’t stop asking coz he has a potential case of ADD .. also he had an agenda… any average reasonable person could tell he wanted to check my server location so I played along …. So when his plot didn’t pan out ( after he saw Charleston which is a city in South Carolina) he had to switch gear quick after he egged himself in the face ..( ask yourself why would a stranger thousands of miles away request to see your internet speed.. that’s a mental case)….For your case though, what you do with your many so called world travels is your prerogative .. have I pushed y’all nerves …y’all soft …

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

We make papers right here boy, our country is a paradise.

If you wanna use that American slang to describe Money , you use singular not plural…” we make paper right here boy ….”… there I fixed it for you ..🤣🤣

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Wewe endelea kuomba chakula kwa wapita njia. Naona umejihami na juala ya blue yenye utakuwa unawekea vyakula vya msaada hapo kando yako.

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Uso umevimba kama Vybz Kartel,, he must be one ugly madafaka😂😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Ohhh nananana , nananana , .. eeeegh , Goodbye!…please don’t let the door hit your head on your way out!
Time for KDF to head back and finish the job ( if Trump inks that mineral deal with DRC… the process already started) and sure hope Kenya benefits too. It would be a shame if America requested Kenyan troops and not cut a deal for us …( and I mean for Kenyan citizens not politicians personal accounts)

 

[Nicxie]

We make papers right here boy, our country is a paradise.

Paradise inayoongoza kwa umaskini ukanda huu!? Stop living in fantasy world bongolala

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Paradise inayoongoza kwa umaskini ukanda huu!? Stop living in fantasy world bongolala

Matajiri mnaoongoza ukanda bado wanasiasa wanatumia kwa kuwapa chapati na ugali,na ndio mnaoongoza kulala kwenye za mabat ukanda huu,nyie wangese mna laana

 

[game over]

If you wanna use that American slang to describe Money , you use singular not plural…” we make paper right here boy ….”… there I fixed it for you ..🤣🤣

So you are now English huh,😄😄😄
Umewahi kuona namna mzungu akiongea kiswahili vile ana sound funny kwetu native swahili speakers? Hivyo ndivyo wewe Mkunya unavyoonekana ukiongea kingereza chako chenye accent ya kijaluo mbele ya Native English speakers, no matter how hard you try fake it, you sound funny. There's nothing to be ashamed of nonetheless, native English speakers already have in their mind that it's not your mother tongue, so they try their best to come down to your level.
Don't be delusional.
Why pretend American ikiwa Mimi ni Mhehe wa Iringa mate, I am not English, neither am I American, whatever I speak and write I just don't give ass* rat.

 

[game over]

Paradise inayoongoza kwa umaskini ukanda huu!? Stop living in fantasy world bongolala

Kenya has the largest population living in slums in the universe.

 

[Nicxie]

😂😂😂
Now listen, I know you've built your whole persona on being Kenyan American. I know its very important for you for everybody to know you're Kenyan American (especially Tanzanians). But one things for sure, your sh*t stinks. You don't talk like an American. You don't act like an American. You talk like and act like someone who really wants people to think he's American. I'm not gonna say whether or not your American coz tbh, I don't know, but if I were to bet money, I would bet that you're not because I wanna keep my money and your sh*t stinks.
😂😂😂
Just stay on topic and stop embarrassing yourself.

I have been following this discussion and to be honest, you seem to have a problem with Mwai being in America for reasons only known to you.

The guy has given a summary of the genesis of why he started mentioning America and that he lives there but you seem not to understand him. Tanzanians have been comparing your glorified fishing village with American cities for so long and when someone calls them out, they are demonized for it and Mwai is just one of the victims. Many others have fallen victims before. The guy was simply reminding Tanzanians not to make such stupid comparisons but guess what? Tanzanians gang up, and resort to their usual Kibera tantrums.

You say his sh*t stinks. But do you know how much Tanzanians' sh*t stinks everytime they compare Dar, a glorified fishing village, with New York? Tafakari hayo

 

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[Nicxie]

Kenya has the largest population living in slums in the universe.

Uzuri ni kwamba you can't prove anything. Utakuja na data za blogs. Mimi nitakuletea habari kutoka World Bank saying you have the largest population of people living in extreme poverty in the region

 

[Nicxie]

Matajiri mnaoongoza ukanda bado wanasiasa wanatumia kwa kuwapa chapati na ugali,na ndio mnaoongoza kulala kwenye za mabat ukanda huu,nyie wangese mna laana View attachment 3269787

Eti tunapewa chapati na ugali? Tunapewa na nani bongolala? I know it hurts to live in a country with the highest extreme poverty rates in the region. Si kosa lako

 

[game over]

Uzuri ni kwamba you can't prove anything. Utakuja na data za blogs. Mimi nitakuletea habari kutoka World Bank saying you have the largest population of people living in extreme poverty in the region

Kwamba ni uongo Kenya hakuna slums kubwa na nyingi kuliko nchi zote Ulimwenguni ?

 

[Nicxie]

Kwamba ni uongo Kenya hakuna slums kubwa na nyingi kuliko nchi zote Ulimwenguni ?

Kibera slum is 2.5 square kilometers. Dar is slum is more than 1,000 square kilometers

 

[AMARII]

Eti tunapewa chapati na ugali? Tunapewa na nani bongolala? I know it hurts to live in a country with the highest extreme poverty rates in the region. Si kosa lako

Elchapo kaongoo anagawa chapati kwa kundu dwellers wote.

Huku baba akiendelea kupasua mlima. Yote hii ni vita ya kichaa mwenzao wa wamunyoro.

Hivi uchaguzi hapo kunyaland ni wiki ijayo au mwezi ujao!? Naona mambo yana chemka sanaaa.

 

[Nicxie]

Elchapo kaongoo anagawa chapati kwa kundu dwellers wote.

Huku baba akiendelea kupasua mlima. Yote hii ni vita ya kichaa mwenzao wa wamunyoro.

Hivi uchaguzi hapo kunyaland ni wiki ijayo au mwezi ujao!? Naona mambo yana chemka sanaaa.
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