Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

These are the real fans of socialites!!
On huyo demu wa kwenu alivyozidi kupanda chati baada ya harusi ya Hamisa (of all people) na Aziz Ki. Mpaka kaitwa interview ahadithie ilivyokuwa 😂😂

View: https://x.com/Rydx_017/status/1892873524391374921?t=aHtxrz0-ZSlZHh4mL6K-RA&s=19

From the tweets it's clear huyo alikuwa kazi. Alikuwa host kwa harusi same way Diamond aliitwa atumbuize kwa harusi Mombasa. Kuna tofauti ya kuwa fan na kazi. Usichanganyikiwe.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

You can keep refuting me about whom I know but am letting you know now I know few Chagas who reside in America…check my history here.. I have posted photos of Kenya vs Tanzania soccer match in the USA…I met few Chagas then and we became friends …anyways Chaga are not like the rest of Tanzanians .. they live well in America too…one told me most Tanzanians are lazy especially in the coastal region including Dar … that’s how I know …Chagas have entrepreneurial spirit and yes as a Kikuyu speaker I can attest the languages share similarities…proceed…

Kuna kitu ambacho ukijui we mana!?

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Eti hawa nyang'au wanajifanya kukasirika wakiambiwa huo ukweli😎

Akili zao za kitoto thus y wamebaki kudanganywa na wanasiasa,kunyan kila atakachoambiwa na mwanasiasa wa kabila yake lazima ataamini

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

But we don’t care posting… hizo ni News za teeniez, socialites na housewives wa Kilimani … but nyinyi munapost mpaka Kenyans having sex… you have a serious obsession with us…Facts!

mnafuatilia au amfuatilii habari za TZ?

 

[Teargass]

Utajuaje na wewe ni watchman?

Kwanza their cities has no sidewalks yet anaongelea za kisumu.

 

[Teargass]

Moshi streets.. View attachment 3244018View attachment 3244019View attachment 3244020

No drawing
No sidewalks
No road markings
No road shoulders.

 

[Nicxie]

Alafu haya maneno yao ya kujifanya wanasifia Tz kinafki yataisha muda c mrefu, unajua ujinga wa wakenya upo wapi? Kwenye paper GDP, sasa yalivyo majinga takwimu mpya zikishatoka na Tz GDP ikishawekwa ile ya ukweli $150B hutawasikia wakiongea hv, wataanza kuuwana mwishowe watazoea watatulia, na hapo ndipo Kenya litakuwa koloni rasmi la Tanzania.

Eti GDP ile ya ukweli ikiwekwa?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poor bongolala, you are so desperate and stupid at the same time, a very dangerous combination! Hivi, huoni hata aibu?

Kwa hivyo hii GDP yenu ni ya uwongo? Kwamba kuna nyingine ya kweli ambayo wewe watchman with zero knowledge on economics ndio unajua? Do you even know how GDPs are calculated? Smh!

 

[Teargass]

Yet ntv inaripoti harusi ya mobeto!amfuatilii habari za TZ?

Hiyo habari tumeskia kwako, alafu wewe ulienda kutafuta nini NTV? Don’t you have National Televisions in Tanzania?

 

[Nicxie]

Sawa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hii picha bado umehifadhi watchman?😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Yaani. 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/standardkenya/status/1892280579183292724?s=46

A tweet with zero like, no comment and no retweets 😂😂.

Imagine 100,000 Kenyans saw that tweet but nobody bothered to even like it. That should tell you something.

 

[Nicxie]

Hiyo habari tumeskia kwako, alafu wewe ulienda kutafuta nini NTV? Don’t you have National Televisions in Tanzania?

The fact that he saw that on NTV means he's following Kenyan news, just like most of them here. Ama TBC yao ilifungwa?

 

[Nicxie]

Weka development za kundustan acha kupiga maneno.

This is Tanzania:
Matukio mbalimbali katika picha wakati wa Kongamano la tatu (3) la Kahawa Barani Afrika (3rd G25 African Coffee Summit) linalofanyika katika Kituo cha Mikutano cha Kimataifa cha Julius Nyerere leo Februari 21, 2025, jijini Dar es Salaam.
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How does this translate to development?

 

[Teargass]

View: https://x.com/moneyacademyKE/status/1892877457440592109

 

[NairobiWalker]

No drawing
No sidewalks
No road markings
No road shoulders.

Na hapo ni Shanty Town, mtaa wa Moshi wa kifahari.🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Hiyo habari tumeskia kwako, alafu wewe ulienda kutafuta nini NTV? Don’t you have National Televisions in Tanzania?

Unambwato fala ww

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hiyo habari tumeskia kwako, alafu wewe ulienda kutafuta nini NTV? Don’t you have National Televisions in Tanzania?

Hamisa Mobeto is more famous than any celebrity in Ukunduni!

 

[Teargass]

Unambwato fala ww

Endelea kufuatilia Kenya. That’s what Tanzanians are best in.

 

[Teargass]

Hamisa Mobeto is more famous than any celebrity in Ukunduni!

Those are discussions za house girls and gay men, I don’t want to be involved in them. Are you gay?

 

[Teargass]

Na hapo ni Shanty Town, mtaa wa Moshi wa kifahari.🤣

Na jamaa ameona tu furaha kupost that dirty road here😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kuna kitu ambacho ukijui we mana!?

Bro .. am Blessed … if I post everything I do, you might kill your self over envy … this weekend am in Philly and on my schedule Saturday is an NBA game …. Am sure you only see that on TV … been to so many NBA games I lost count … I can tag you photos …. Next year it’s the World Cup and I will be there … Inshallah….But am not here to brag to anyone just responding to you . Life’s good …. Now proceed about Trump deportation…😂😂😂😂