Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Sama boy 255]

Subway hujengwa na a tunnel boring machine, hio kitu shallow walichimba na excavator ndio wanaita subway ya mzigo. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ushamba ya bongolalas hunifurahisha sana.

Unachozungumza wewe ni tofauti ya machine za kuchimbia mkuu. Since train inapita chini na juu ni barabara ya lami kunapita magari or something that’s a subway.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Unaongea nikama electric train ni hyperloop. Wacha ushamba wewe. 🤣🤣🤣

Ushawai kuiona.? Achilia mbali kupanda, je ushawahi kuiona.? Electric train ni latest technology mzee. Lazima tu brag. 😂😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Unachozungumza wewe ni tofauti ya machine za kuchimbia mkuu. Since train inapita chini na juu ni barabara ya lami kunapita magari or something that’s a subway.

Subway ya mizigo sio? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Just a fancy way to call an underpass.

 

[nairobae]

Ushawai kuiona.? Achilia mbali kupanda, je ushawahi kuiona.? Electric train ni latest technology mzee. Lazima tu brag. 😂😂😂

Latest technology you say. 🤣🤣🤣 I understand your over excitement though.

 

[President of China]

Uzuri wewe huna hela ya kununua basi. Walio na hela hapo bongo wanazinunua.

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Mambo ya mwaka 2021 sasa hivi tunaingia 2025 issue ya karibia miaka 5 unatuletea leo 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Subway ya mizigo sio? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Just a fancy way to call an underpass.

What comes to your mind when you hear the word subway.? 😂😂 heb pitia hii utoe ufala 👇🏾

 

[chongchung]

Kumbe pesa za wavuja jasho Kunyaland politicians wao wanaenda kununulia chapati Tanzania mpaka Ruto, mkenya bila kutumia kitu cha Tanzania anajihisi he's not doing enough


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[Teargas]

Unachozungumza wewe ni tofauti ya machine za kuchimbia mkuu. Since train inapita chini na juu ni barabara ya lami kunapita magari or something that’s a subway.

Ebu tuonyeshe hiyo mtaro mnaongelea tuone.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Latest technology you say. 🤣🤣🤣 I understand your over excitement though.

What’s the latest technology then.? 😂😂 nyie mmenunua upuzi wa diesel tulieni wakuu acheni viherehere.. you traveling back in time. 😂😂😂. Sahii watu wapo electric train nyie mpo diesel.

 

[nairobae]

What comes to your mind when you hear the word subway.? 😂😂 heb pitia hii utoe ufala 👇🏾View attachment 3186914

Didn't I say a subway is just a fancy way to call an underpass? Pole nilikua nimesahau kiingereza ni shida. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[ChoiceVariable]

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[nairobae]

What’s the latest technology then.? 😂😂 nyie mmenunua upuzi wa diesel tulieni wakuu acheni viherehere.. you traveling back in time. 😂😂😂. Sahii watu wapo electric train nyie mpo diesel.

So should we also brag because we use electric buses while nyinyi munatumia diesel buses. 🤣🤣🤣 Ndio maana me huwaita washamba.

 

[President of China]

Kumbe pesa za wavuja jasho Kunyaland politicians wao wanaenda kununulia chapati Tanzania mpaka Ruto, mkenya bila kutumia kitu cha Tanzania anajihisi he's not doing enough


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Wakenya ni midomo mirefu tu lakini ni lazy wa kupindukia

 

[Sama boy 255]

So should we also brag because we use electric buses while nyinyi munatumia diesel buses. 🤣🤣🤣 Ndio maana me huwaita washamba.

Electric cars are so many in Tz, but there is no electric trains in Kenya. 😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

chuga imekua Unyama sana nowadays 👇🏾

 

[IamLee]

All kunyan banks in Tanzania hazina market share ya 3%! Usijidanganye ati mna-control our baniking sector! Stop daydreaming..

I call BS on this.
I don’t know the exact market share of Kenyan banks but i know for sure it’s not 3%, just prove it.
KCB alone has a 10% market share in the mortgage market and it’s the second biggest lender after CRDB

https://www.businessdailyafrica.com/bd/markets/capital-markets/kcb-claims-second-spot-in-tanzania-mortgage-market-4489386#

 

[IamLee]

Investments za Kenya to Tanzania zina range between 1m to 5m dollars. Thats why you find more that 2k Kenyan businesses have invested around 500m dollars while only 2 or 3 Tanzanians have invested more than what 2k Kenyans businesses have invested in Tz.

Dude it would really make sende if you talk with examples, citing credible sources for evidence otherwise wewe na wale mama mboga wa kupeana umbea hamna tofauti.

 

[IamLee]

Hizi ni projects za amature Countries kama Kenya. Sisi tulishatoka huko.

We are building Electrict SGR and BRT

You seem to lack practicality in your reasoning, speaking as if constructing an electric SGR can replace constructing a residential building. Words should carry meaning and logic, not just be spoken for the sake of it.

 

[President of China]

You seem to lack practicality in your reasoning, speaking as if constructing an electric SGR can replace constructing a residential building. Words should carry meaning and logic, not just be spoken for the sake of it.

Here in Tanzania we are building thousands of residential buildings. If we start putting here I'm sure you will run. Shall we start posting here?

Ndio maana tunasema house is a normal thing in a developed country like Tanzania

 

[NairobiWalker]

Random girl showing her grandpa's house in a Nyeri village.


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