The best 007
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Ushamdaka, huwa hawajui kuongopa kwasababu hawako makini hawa malazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ushamdaka, huwa hawajui kuongopa kwasababu hawako makini hawa malazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eti napenda black clothes, black clothes zenyewe sasa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣Napenda black clothes. If you only use black to attend funerals then bado uko stone age. Kwanza hizo hizo ndio ntavaa nikikuja kukuzika cause I know you will die soon😂😂🤣
Wewe jamaa nimekuambia nangoja Ukimwi ikumalize nikuje nikuzike kama nimevaa hizo nguo😂😂🤣😂Eti napenda black clothes, black clothes zenyewe sasa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 View attachment 3078887
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Wewe jamaa nimekuambia nangoja Ukimwi ikumalize nikuje nikuzike kama nimevaa hizo nguo😂😂🤣😂
Ulitoa virusi vya ukimwi wapi? Ulizaliwa nayo ama ulitumbukiza mahali pabaya?😂😂🤣😂SGR 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Mimi naezakulisha bwana watchman. Usijitese bure juu yangu cause I can pay your full year salary.Hii ngoma inaonekana kabisa uzi umepita, huyu msenge nna 200% ni fukara alafu mshamba mnoo, uzi uleeeeee👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kwenda zako huko, kakudaka unashindwa kujibu hoja, umeulizwa gari ya miaka 7 inakuwa na plate number K? Ukiwa muongo uwe na kumbukumbu msenge wewe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Picha ni ya kitambo bro, siko hapo sahii.
Huyo jamaa wa kuomba lift anataka kuleta siasa kwa gari langu naye hata mkokoteni hana. Nimeachana naye. Mbona mtu wa University uanze kujibizana na mtu hakuenda hata kindergarten. 🤣 🤣
Black juu mpaka chini! Nina uhakika shida ya maji Nairobi inafanya kuvaa hivyo!Hii ngoma inaonekana kabisa uzi umepita, huyu msenge nna 200% ni fukara alafu mshamba mnoo, uzi uleeeeee👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Wewe watchman unajua nini kwa magari? 😂😂🤣😂. K is a constant letter in K and it represents Kenya😂🤣😂Kwenda zako huko, kakudaka unashindwa kujibu hoja, umeulizwa gari ya miaka 7 inakuwa na number K? Ukiwa muongo uwe na kumbukumbu msenge wewe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sawa 👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Mimi naezakulisha bwana watchman. Usijitese bure juu yangu cause I can pay your full year salary.
Sawa 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Wewe watchman unajua nini kwa magari? 😂😂🤣😂. K is a constant letter in K and it represents Kenya😂🤣😂
Uko hata na baiskeli? Ama juu wewe ni fukara unataka wote tuwe kama wewe?😂😂🤣😂Sawa 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3078893
babayao255 naomba picha za huyu msenge akiwa na babaake tafadhali 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣Huo ni ushamba aina gani? Hawa majamaa bana. Mimi T-Shirt zangu zote ni black or white, jeans zangu ni black, grey and blue. Yani hawa ni wale utawapata wamevaa trao ya yellow na shati ya pink. 🤣 🤣
Kwani we ukimwi unaona ni kitu cha ajabu? Mm nakuchapa fimbo za kweli we unaleta uchale 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Huyu watchman aka The best 007 siku hizi ako na mauchungu sana. Sijui ni vile nilimwambia ako na virusi vya ukimwi😂😂🤣😂
Tajiri ndiyo huyu?👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣Uko hata na baiskeli? Ama juu wewe ni fukara unataka wote tuwe kama wewe?😂😂🤣😂
Mimi naongea ukweli. Uko na ukimwi ama huna?😂😂😂Kwani we ukimwi unaona ni kitu cha ajabu? Mm nakuchapa fimbo za kweli we unaleta uchale 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3078905