Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Na hii sio maybach au sio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hio sio Maybach, ni badge na kits tu ndio wamebandika. Nimekuambia Maybach hio dirisha ndogo haifunguki na mlango wa nyuma ju gari yenyewe hua refu.

 

[ichoboy01]

😅😅😅🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿🇹🇿

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[ichoboy01]

Hio sio Maybach, ni badge na kits tu ndio wamebandika. Nimekuambia Maybach hio dirisha ndogo haifunguki na mlango wa nyuma ju gari yenyewe hua refu.

Pumbavu wewe 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Unajitia ujuaji na hakuna kitu unajua

Hio unaongelea ww ni S class model, inaeza kua S680,S650, S600, S450, S400 etc

 

[Teargas]

Yani MTU hajui kama maybach ni s class
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yani wakenya mumeona muniletee Yule zwazwa abishane na mm kwenye magari serious


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This car is not in Tanzania and this place is also not Tanzania.

 

[ichoboy01]

This car is not in Tanzania and this place is also not Tanzania.

Nakuonesha how maybach ni s class 😅😅

Whether u like it or not

 

[Geza Ulole]

Which Sport is Tanzania good at?

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Full time results?

 

[Sama boy 255]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gari inamilikiwa na msanii WA kawaida Sana Tanzania na sio mwanasiasa wao kwao wamezoea mpaka mwanasiasa fisadi ndio anauwezo wakumiki gari Kali, hakuna MTU Mombasa anamiliki gari Kali Zaidi ya joho na familia yake, drug dealers tycoon


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Pumbavu wewe 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Unajitia ujuaji na hakuna kitu unajua

Hio unaongelea ww ni S class model, inaeza kua S680,S650, S600, S450, S400 etc

Vijamaa havijui kuhusu magari na vipo busy kubishana na mtaalamu wa hizo kazi. 🤣🤣🤣 Pole kaka kwa kuchalenjiwa na wapumbavu.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Imagine hiyo gari ya 2016 ndio gari mpya zaidi Tanzania. Zingine ni between 1990-2000.

Lemme tell you one thing, Tanzanian celebrities are Kings and Queens of clout hata wao wenyewe husema hivo. Kuna wakati some big wig in their entertainment industry alisema kitu wanamuziki wao wameshindia Kenya ni clout. Ushawai jiuliza kwa nini wakianza kuonyesha magari na manyumba humu huwa wanaonyesha ya celebrities? The difference in Kenya is most famous people do not show off like Tanzanians do. You have celebrities like Nameless, Octopizzo, Redsan, Jeff Koinange et al who are obviously rich but no one knows what their house looks like or what cars they drive. Hapo bongo hata mtoto wa chekechea anaijua nyumba ya Harmonize na ukimuonyesha atakwambia hii ni nyumba ya Harmonize. Wewe umeona huyo Juma Jux kununua tu E Class ya 2016 tu inakuwa delivered kwa flat bed masherehe hadi champagne zinafunguliwa. Hilo ni gari lenye utapata mwalimu wa shule ya msingi akimiliki hapa Kenya.🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Vijamaa havijui kuhusu magari na vipo busy kubishana na mtaalamu wa hizo kazi. 🤣🤣🤣 Pole kaka kwa kuchalenjiwa na wapumbavu.

Wewe ngoja tukifika place pa kujadiliana kuhusu kukula kwa kibanda na kuomba wanawake pesa tutakuita.

 

[coodip1]

Do you know how do currency conversion? Please convert this to dollars. Kenya earned $3.9B from Tourism last year.

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Acha ujinga wewe imetumika exchange rate at the time. Mbona hamuitendei haki elimu yenu nyie.

 

[Teargas]

Lemme tell you one thing, Tanzanian celebrities are Kings and Queens of clout hata wao wenyewe husema hivo. Kuna wakati some big wig in their entertainment industry alisema kitu wanamuziki wao wameshindia Kenya ni clout. Ushawai jiuliza kwa nini wakianza kuonyesha magari na manyumba humu huwa wanaonyesha ya celebrities? The difference in Kenya is most famous people do not show off like Tanzanians do. You have celebrities like Nameless, Octopizzo, Redsan, Jeff Koinange et al who are obviously rich but no one knows what their house looks like or what cars they drive. Hapo bongo hata mtoto wa chekechea anaijua nyumba ya Harmonize na ukimuonyesha atakwambia hii ni nyumba ya Harmonize. Wewe umeona huyo Juma Jux kununua tu E Class ya 2016 tu inakuwa delivered kwa flat bed masherehe hadi champagne zinafunguliwa. Hilo ni gari lenye utapata mwalimu wa shule ya msingi akimiliki hapa Kenya.🤣 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

USA ya Africa

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[Teargas]

Acha ujinga wewe imetumika exchange rate at the time. Mbona hamuitendei haki elimu yenu nyie.

Report ni ya May 2024 when Dollar to Ksh was 133, now do your calculations.

 

[ichoboy01]

Vijamaa havijui kuhusu magari na vipo busy kubishana na mtaalamu wa hizo kazi. 🤣🤣🤣 Pole kaka kwa kuchalenjiwa na wapumbavu.

Yani Leo wameona waniletee Yule zwazwa eti abishane na mm 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Nimekwambia siku nyingine waniletee MTU anaejua magari sio Yule mbwa

Katoka kwenye magari SASA kaingia kwenye celebrities 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Full time results?

 

[ichoboy01]

Everybody knows that Maybach is S class. Sasa ni nini Unatuonyesha hapo?😂😂

Sasa alikuja kuongea pumba gani Huyo zwazwa wenu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Sasa alikuja kuongea pumba gani Huyo zwazwa wenu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We are still waiting for 2024 E Class in Tanzania.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ndio hii SASA🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

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Wewe Myemeni wacha nikuonyeshe tofauti ya Maybach na S-Class maanake ni kama magari huyajui.

S Class

Maybach

Uache kujifanya unayajua magari wakati hakuna kitu unajua.

 

[Teargas]

Wewe Myemeni wacha nikuonyeshe tofauti ya Maybach na S-Class maanake ni kama magari huyajui.

S Class
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Maybach

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Uache kujifanya unayajua magari wakati hakuna kitu unajua.

Watanzania wamezoea kununua vitu fake achana nao. Kwanza huyo Myemen ndio sasa ako zero kabisa kwa mambo ya magari.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ulifanya research na ukashindwa kuhua kwamba gari ya Jux ni Mercedes-Benz e class 2023.? View attachment 3012893🤣🤣 hujui kitu kuhusu magari na still unataka kukosoa gari za wenyewe, halafu eti wewe ni engineer 🤣🤣 mpumbavu wewe. Hii hapa

Wee kijana mdogo, kuna kitu kinaitwa model year. Model year ya hili gari ulilopost ni 2016. E-Class zote zilizoundwa between 2016 - 2023 zinaitwa 2016 model. Hakuna E-Class model 2023 hapo. Zote manufactured and sold in 2023 ni model 2016. The latest model ni 2023 first sold in 2024. aAmbalo ulipostiwa awali lipo Kenya. Hilo la Juma Jux ni 2016 model. Nilikukuwarn uwache kuingilia mijadala huelewi hukuskia. Huyo Myemeni mnayeita gwiji wa magari ni mpumbavu anadhani S-Class na Maybach ni same thing.