Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Mama Ngina yupo kila kona ya Kenya. Mama Ngina kwa kenya ni kama Maji. Anapatikana kila kona 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Thank You… You see that was not that hard… good boy!… 🍺 🍺 🍺…. Salute/cheers to Mama Ngina… the woman Venus fantasizes about every night in his loneliness..😄😄😄
Even your Religion Owned by Mama Ngina. Everything in Kenya is Mama Ngina 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

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Unless am doing a job application with you… my resume is my own prerogative …. But do me a favor … Say Mama Ngina once more.. I got 2 bottles I need to finish… I highly appreciate your cooperation…🤣🤣🤣
Everything in Kenya Owned by Mama Ngina. Tukija kwenye Media. Mama Ngina huwezi kumkwepa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

Mediamax Group Owned by Mama Ngina (K24 TV, Kameme TV, Milele FM, Kameme FM)


 
Mama Ngina Owns Everything in Kenya. Kenye = Mama Ngina. Wengine akina Teargas mwaiofhawaii nairobae NairobiWalker Endeleeni kupiga kelele wenzenu wanakula vinono

Brookside Dairies Own is Mama Ngina. Hivi hakuna wakenya wengine wenye akili? Kila kiyu ni Mama Ngina tu? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 
Also Mama Ngina Owns Almost All Hotels in Kenya. 🤣🤣🤣🤣Halafu wakenya wanakuja kutupigia kelele humu

Heritage Group of Hotels (Great Rift Valley Lodge, Mara Explorer, and Voyager Beach Resort, among others)

 
I didn’t want to reply lakini Acha nikutoe ushamba kidogo.

Matatu has 33 seats.
From Embakasi to Town is 100 shillings per passenger.
From Town to Embakasi is 100 shillings per passenger.
From Embakasi to Town is 10km.
Matatu makes 9-10 round trips in a day and each trip is usually full with passengers.
That matatu uses fuel of 16,000 per day.

Piga Mahesabu zako Alafu upeleke ujinga kwa kibanda juu huko ndiko kuna your mates.


View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1794581779938001013

Wewe ni fala sana 🤣🤣🤣 unadhani unaweza kunidanganya mimi wewe.?

Kwa safari zote za matatu in Nairobi metropolis nauli ni kati ya 30 ksh to 50 ksh,
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and the distance between those two areas is around 12km .. hata kwa huku bongo ndio tunafanya hivyo nauli kwa distance yenye ni less than 15km daladala fare hukua kati ya 600tsh-700tsh

Haya lets say gari imeweza kufanya 10 routes a day, 5 routes during peak ours and the remaining 5 routes during off-peak ours..

Ikiwa matatu moja inatumia mafuta ya 16k a day, how is it possible kwa matatu moja itengeneze Faida ya 14k.? 🤣🤣🤣

Yani wewe unasumbuliwa na uzuzu mixer uongo na ubishi. Chizi sana we mtoto
 
Yeah, According to Google, Kenya is the most searched country in Tanzania.
But why!?
Many Kenyans, just like me, don't know the Deputy President of Tanzania, don't know any of Tanzania's cabinet secretaries. I even don't know former presidents apart from Magufuli and Julius Nyerere.
My Twitter page has no suggestions of Tanzania unless it is something of importance to Kenya!!!

We don't search any country in Africa.
Tanzanians whyyy!?

There is this guy called ichoboy01, you a day can't go past without sharing over 20 twits here about Kenya. Where does he get the energy and the time!?
 
But why!?
Many Kenyans, just like me, don't know the Deputy President of Tanzania, don't know any of Tanzania's cabinet secretaries. I even don't know former presidents apart from Magufuli and Julius Nyerere.
My Twitter page has no suggestions of Tanzania unless it is something of importance to Kenya!!!

We don't search any country in Africa.
Tanzanians whyyy!?

There is this guy called ichoboy01, you a day can't go past without sharing over 20 twits here about Kenya. Where does he get the energy and the time!?
Huu nao ni upumbavu tu
 
Naona tayari kisu kimegota kwenye mfupa. SI wewe ulikuwa umeanzisha Mama Ngina drink challenge 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Niendelee na Challenge? Au niishie hapa?
We know why you are burning from the inside :
Things like this…. Not only was Pres. Ruto given a full military send off… He used the historic St. Andrew’s Air Force base ( designated for the POTUS and Only most crítical US allies )… that’s some respect… I have a feeling this new gear to the relationship will yield a great outcome…. You are welcome Haters … keep drinking that Hatorade …😁😁😁
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Wewe ni fala sana 🤣🤣🤣 unadhani unaweza kunidanganya mimi wewe.?

Kwa safari zote za matatu in Nairobi metropolis nauli ni kati ya 30 ksh to 50 ksh, View attachment 3000120and the distance between those two areas is around 12km .. hata kwa huku bongo ndio tunafanya hivyo nauli kwa distance yenye ni less than 15km daladala fare hukua kati ya 600tsh-700tsh

Haya lets say gari imeweza kufanya 10 routes a day, 5 routes during peak ours and the remaining 5 routes during off-peak ours..

Ikiwa matatu moja inatumia mafuta ya 16k a day, how is it possible kwa matatu moja itengeneze Faida ya 14k.? 🤣🤣🤣

Yani wewe unasumbuliwa na uzuzu mixer uongo na ubishi. Chizi sana we mtoto
Heee yani hujui maana ya INCREASE. 😱😱 Unadhani Nairobi nikama bongo slum, fare inakua regulated na serikali. Bei ya nganya sio same na ya a normal unpimped matatu. Anyway, we mshamba huwezi elewa hizi vitu.
 
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