Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Venus Star said:
Yes. Kwani shida iko wapi kufanya hivyo? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Low Education kama ninyi mnataka kukomaa kuandika hata basic things. Tulishavuka huko kukomaa kuandika kila kitu. As long as ninajua what I want and I Highly Educated person kwanini nikomae kuandika vitu vidogo vidogo hivi vya definition?

Ulisema upo na degree ya nini kweli? Nimesahau 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I know why you can’t use your brain to phrase the meaning of pawn, it’s because your English is pathetic with poor grammar and poor spellings. You can’t just copy paste everything. As for education you aren’t educated at all.
 
Venus Star said:
Ulisema umesoma nini kweli hebu nikumbushe.
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Unless am doing a job application with you… my resume is my own prerogative …. But do me a favor … Say Mama Ngina once more.. I got 2 bottles I need to finish… I highly appreciate your cooperation…🤣🤣🤣
 
NairobiWalker said:
Yani anaforce ukabaliane naye hata akiongea ujinga.😂😂😂
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Hawa watu ni wajinga wote😂😂🤣🤣.

There is an evidence clearly showing that Matatu making a profit of 14,000 per day na yeye amekaza makende zake Tandale anangoja tubishane na yeye😂😂😂
 
mwaiofhawaii said:
Unless am doing a job application with you… my resume is my own prerogative …. But do me a favor … Say Mama Ngina once more.. I got 2 bottles I need to finish… I highly appreciate your cooperation…🤣🤣🤣
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Unadhani nitaacha kumtaja aliye Brainwash Kenya yote. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mama Ngina Owner of Kenya

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mwaiofhawaii said:
Unless am doing a job application with you… my resume is my own prerogative …. But do me a favor … Say Mama Ngina once more.. I got 2 bottles I need to finish… I highly appreciate your cooperation…🤣🤣🤣
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Everything in Kenya Owned by Mama Ngina. Pamoja na akili za wakenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Teargas said:
Hawa watu ni wajinga wote😂😂🤣🤣.

There is an evidence clearly showing that Matatu making a profit of 14,000 per day na yeye amekaza makende zake Tandale anangoja tubishane na yeye😂😂😂
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Wewe kila siku huwa ni mpumbavu kwenye kutumia akili wewe, kazi yako kutukana wengine tu 🤣🤣🤣

nauli ya matatu ni sh ngapi huko kwenu kwa mtu mmoja.? Ni routes ngapi for that particular matatu can do a day.? Mafuta ni sh ngapi kwa lita moja.? Ni lita ngapi zinaweza tumika kufanya hizo routes zote.? Ni sh ngapi itatumika kununua mafuta yote for a single matatu to make a profit of around 14k a day.?

Au kwasababu umemskia matatu boy akisema basi na wewe ukamuamini.? 🤣🤣 umeshawahi kumiliki biashara.? Au tunapigizana kelele na kondoo.?
 
mwaiofhawaii said:
Unless am doing a job application with you… my resume is my own prerogative …. But do me a favor … Say Mama Ngina once more.. I got 2 bottles I need to finish… I highly appreciate your cooperation…🤣🤣🤣
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From Nursery School to University Owned by Mama Ngina. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Akili za wakenya zipo ndani ya mfuko wa Mama Ngina.

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Sama boy 255 said:
Bibi ndio mke.? 🤣🤣 mpuuzi sana we mzee mmiliki wa truck moja huko US.
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Now that’s what am talking about!…The Sama Errand Boy we all know… welcome back!… for a minute we almost didn’t recognize your character….Glad to see you are back to your usual senses…🤣🤣🤣
 
Sama boy 255 said:
Wewe kila siku huwa ni mpumbavu kwenye kutumia akili wewe, kazi yako kutukana wengine tu 🤣🤣🤣

nauli ya matatu ni sh ngapi huko kwenu kwa mtu mmoja.? Ni routes ngapi for that particular matatu can do a day.? Mafuta ni sh ngapi kwa lita moja.? Ni lita ngapi zinaweza tumika kufanya hizo routes zote.? Ni sh ngapi itatumika kununua mafuta yote for a single matatu to make a profit of around 14k a day.?

Au kwasababu umemskia matatu boy akisema basi na wewe ukamuamini.? 🤣🤣 umeshawahi kumiliki biashara.? Au tunapigizana kelele na kondoo.?
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I didn’t want to reply lakini Acha nikutoe ushamba kidogo.

Matatu has 33 seats.
From Embakasi to Town is 100 shillings per passenger.
From Town to Embakasi is 100 shillings per passenger.
From Embakasi to Town is 10km.
Matatu makes 9-10 round trips in a day and each trip is usually full with passengers.
That matatu uses fuel of 16,000 per day.

Piga Mahesabu zako Alafu upeleke ujinga wako kwa kibanda juu huko ndiko kuna your mates.


View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1794581779938001013
 
Teargas said:
I didn’t want to reply lakini nikutoe ushamba kidogo.

Matatu has 33 seats.
From Embakasi to Town is 100 shillings per passenger.
From Embakasi to Town is 10km.
Matatu makes 9-10 round trips in a day and each trip is usually full with passengers.
That matatu uses fuel of 16,000 per day.

Piga Mahesabu zako Alafu upeleke ujinga kwa kibanda juu huko ndiko kuna your mates.


View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/1794581779938001013
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Why waste time explaining stuff to a dusty boy who's never left his country but things he understands how businesses run in Kenya?
 
Venus Star said:
From Nursery School to University Owned by Mama Ngina. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Akili za wakenya zipo ndani ya mfuko wa Mama Ngina.

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Thank You… You see that was not that hard… good boy!… 🍺 🍺 🍺…. Salute/cheers to Mama Ngina… the woman Venus fantasizes about every night in his loneliness..😄😄😄
 
NairobiWalker said:
Why waste time explaining stuff to a dusty boy who's never left his country but things he understands how businesses run in Kenya?
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Nimeachana na yeye. I think anafikiria hizo matatu huwa zinacharge 20 bob per passenger 😂😂😂.

I doubt hata kama anajua anything huyu kijana, kwanza analishwa na msichana ya watu yet ako hapa anapiga kelele.
 
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