Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Wacha kupost vitu zenye hujui chochote eti ili uwe relevant. Unajua hata ni kwanini hao police wa sare hizo za colonial era walikuepo kwenye sherehe za juzi.? Au unapost tu.?

Your army is poor, just like you.

 

[President of China]

Your army is poor, just like you.

Unatafuta Attention kwa nguvu sana. Tafuta pesa kijana. 😀 😀 😀

 

[babayao255]

Wacha kupost vitu zenye hujui chochote eti ili uwe relevant. Unajua hata ni kwanini hao police wa sare hizo za colonial era walikuepo kwenye sherehe za juzi.? Au unapost tu.?

Anafikiri kuna polisi wanavaa hivo. 😂😂😂
Wakati walivaa hivo kwa ajili ya maonesho tu.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Unaona mtu kabisa anaongea nadharia zake badala ya historia yakinifu.
Huyo jamaa ni sawa na baba levo anavyoongelea siasa wapi na wapi!?

Yet mnajaza humu tweet zinazoongelea vitu mnavyokubaliana navyo. Huwa mmesahau ni nadharia zao?

 

[President of China]

Yet mnajaza humu tweet zinazoongelea vitu mnavyokubaliana navyo. Huwa mmesahau ni nadharia zao?

English Speakers 😀 😀 😀

 

[Sama boy 255]

Did you even attend a secondary school? Kwanza I’m sure Kiswahili you scored D. That’s why instead of saying what you scored unapiga kelele.

Mimi naweza kumfundisha hata lecture wako aliekufundisha wewe kiswahili.

 

[coodip1]

Wacha kupost vitu zenye hujui chochote eti ili uwe relevant. Unajua hata ni kwanini hao police wa sare hizo za colonial era walikuepo kwenye sherehe za juzi.? Au unapost tu.?

He is misinformed ndio maana sikutaka kumjibu maana ni kupoteza muda tuu.

 

[coodip1]

IamLee taking loan 400b ksh for currency stabilization 😂😂😂😂 hvi nyinyi akili zenu ziko timamu kweli??

View: https://twitter.com/StandardKenya/status/1784473928385146966?t=MIkAyL-erl1Je7u3FQDOwg&s=19

Uchumi wao unga unga wa kijanjajanja tuu kama walivyo viongozi wao.

 

[coodip1]

Ile award ya uwanja wao sasa na mimi naikubali rasmi...

The only Airport which support Intermodal Logistics at Go... Train, Buses, Boats and Aircraft meets at kunya Airport... Hii nawapa hongera!

You can reach JKIA by marine transport now 🤣🤣🤣

 

[coodip1]

You can reach JKIA by marine transport now 🤣🤣🤣

Mimi ni investor kwenye water transport. Nataka nianzishe scheduled routes to and fro JKIA. Please let me know Agency ya transport Kenya inaitwaje nifanye application ya leseni.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Aawapi leta distance ya Kisumu and Eldoret from Naitobi tu-compare!

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Sasa unatakaje? Tukupigie makofi?

 

[chongchung]

The entire world wanashangaa na Upuzi wa hawa wajinga.😂😂😂


View: https://x.com/TheAfricanPen/status/1784185652025643152

Na CDF wenu kafa na scraps

 

[Kosugi]

Yet mnajaza humu tweet zinazoongelea vitu mnavyokubaliana navyo. Huwa mmesahau ni nadharia zao?

Aisee!?
Vitu navyokubaliana navyo sio nadharia tu butu bali ni fikra yakinifu.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Aisee!?
Vitu navyokubaliana navyo sio nadharia tu butu bali ni fikra yakinifu.

Sio fikra bro, wewe hukubaliana wakati vitu vinavyoongelewa vinapokuwa vitu unavyopenda kusikia.😂😂 Kwa Ile lugha huwashinda vinaitwa Confirmation Bias. The only reason haukubaliani na huyo jamaa ni kuwa amesema Kiswahili kimeanzia Kenya. So far huna facts zozote zinazoproove alichosema kuwa uongo.

 

[babayao255]

Na CDF wenu kafa na scraps

Unaweza kuta hata Zakayo huwa anapanda hizo mitumba wanayopewa misaada.

 

[Teargas]

Mimi naweza kumfundisha hata lecture wako aliekufundisha wewe kiswahili.

Zoea your D grade in peace.

 

[President of China]

Zoea your D grade in peace.

KiberaWalker 😀 😀 😀

 

[Kosugi]

Sio fikra bro, wewe hukubaliana wakati vitu vinavyoongelewa vinapokuwa vitu unavyopenda kusikia.😂😂 Kwa Ile lugha huwashinda vinaitwa Confirmation Bias. The only reason haukubaliani na huyo jamaa ni kuwa amesema Kiswahili kimeanzia Kenya. So far huna facts zozote zinazoproove alichosema kuwa uongo.

Facts nilizieleza na ukitaka nizirudie nitazirudia.
1)Kiswahili kilianza kutumika Kilwa na East Africa Kilwa ni mji wa kwanza kukua kuliko Lamu ama Mombasa.
2)Liringa/Iringa kuna script za lugha ya kiswahili kwa herufi za kiarabu kabla na baada ya Chief Mkwawa halkadhalika Tabora na Tanga.

Tanganyika inaanza kuongea kiswahili kabla hata ya hiyo Lamu ama Mombasa kutanuka.
Ustaarabu wa kiswahili umeanzia Kilwa na viunga vya kusini mwa Tanganyika na mwambao wa bahari kabla hata ya huko Lamu.

Wewe kaa ubishe na umsikilize huyo jamaa anayeongea nadharia zake butu.Tanganyika ndio yenye lahaja nyingi za lugha ya Kiswahili kwasababu imeanzia huku.

 

[Teargas]

Na CDF wenu kafa na scraps

There are no skills in Dying. Your Army on the other hand is just a laughing stock.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Zoea your D grade in peace.

🤣🤣 sio kwamba sijafika shule kabisa.? Sema nini, nawezakumfundisha mwalimu wako wa kiswahili, na mtihani nitakaoutunga mimi, basi wewe pamoja na huyo mwalimu wako hata hiyo D hamtopata.