Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

This is a total embarrassment… that’s not skill showmanship …there is a fine line between professional and Primitive…. Ati commando skills?… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tanzanian military is always primitive.😂😂

 

[much know]

There were no Presidents and other imports dignitaries to witness the flood in JUJA. As for your poor army, those jokes walifanya mbele kila mtu.

Lakini maamuzi ya kuzoa maji kwa excavator Si yametolewa na deputy president wenu?

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

You are reasoning like a toddler. No wonder hakuna Mkenya anashughulika na wewe. Who told you distance is only measured on roads? Idiot.

Please ask him what’s heavier .. 10 kg of sugar or 10 kg of feathers…. Atajibu ni ya sugar .. then proceed to argue about it…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Post your results here idiot. You only know of street Kiswahili language. The official/Class Kiswahili hujui.

Mimi mkufunzi wa lugha ya kiswahili, nikuonyeshe matokeo yangu ya kiswahili wewe mbwa unaejifunza kuongea matamshi ya kiswahili kupitia hii jf ? 😂😂 you must be crazy. Huoni kama nitakua najishushia heshima.?

 

[Teargas]

Lakini maamuzi ya kuzoa maji kwa excavator Si yametolewa na deputy president wenu?

Our deputy President isn’t dumb like Tanzanian Deputy President. By the way who is Tanzanian Vice President?

 

[Teargas]

Mimi mkufunzi wa lugha ya kiswahili, nikuonyeshe matokeo yangu ya kiswahili wewe mbwa unaejifunza kuongea matamshi ya kiswahili kupitia hii jf ? 😂😂 you must be crazy. Huoni kama nitakua najishushia heshima.?

You scored D in Kiswahili. Why should you be allowed to teach a person who scored A ? Unless ukubaliwe kufundisha mbwa na Mbuzi.

 

[Teargas]

Please ask him what’s heavier .. 10 kg of sugar or 10 kg of feathers…. Atajibu ni ya sugar .. then proceed to argue about it…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m used to Tanzanian Primitivity. I’m now trying to getting used to their poverty.

 

[Sama boy 255]

I won’t be surprised that the person you arguing with about “Kiswahili Language “ failed terribly in their Kiswahili exams.

Kiswahili ya class four students hapa bongo pia huwezi toboa we mbuzi. 😂😂😂 kiswahili yenye mnafundishwa huko kenya ni ile basic ili walau mmpate kuwasliana, hiyo kiswahili huku bongo haiitaji mtu kwenda shule, ukizaliwa tu kitaa unajua automatically, kwenye language wanasema ni language acquisition.. 😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

You scored D in Kiswahili. Why should you be allowed to teach a person who scored A ? Unless ukubaliwe kufundisha mbwa na Mbuzi.

Nimekwambia wewe mnuka mavi level zangu kwenye kiswahili nikija hapo kenya, mimi ni professor.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hawa wakenya wamavurugwa, kiswahili chenyewe wanajifunza kupitia humu jf, sahii wana claim eti ni chakwao. 😂😂😂 dunia simama nishuke

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://twitter.com/NewTimesTZ/status/1784571999852859716

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Kilimanjaro is closer to Nairobi than Kisumu, Isiolo and Eldoret. Kwani unatumianga matako kufikiria ama? In case of emergency planes usually lands in the nearest airport and that airport is usually Kilimanjaro.

Hawa wajinga hawaelewi… You can even see mt. Kilimanjaro from Nairobi meaning it’s only a short flight away .. in airline business, the fuel cost is prioritized in such scenarios… Emergency protocol first question is which is the closest safe airport to land .?..

 

[Teargas]

Kiswahili ya class four students hapa bongo pia huwezi toboa we mbuzi. 😂😂😂 kiswahili yenye mnafundishwa huko kenya ni ile basic ili walau mmpate kuwasliana, hiyo kiswahili huku bongo haiitaji mtu kwenda shule, ukizaliwa tu kitaa unajua automatically, kwenye language wanasema ni language acquisition.. 😂😂😂

Jivunia your Swahili D. Najua you dropped out of school in class 4 and that’s where you got D in Kiswahili.

 

[Teargas]

Nimekwambia wewe mnuka mavi level zangu kwenye kiswahili nikija hapo kenya, mimi ni professor.

Do you know why you are jobless and poor? It’s because you failed the most important subject in Tanzania.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Jivunia your Swahili D. Najua you dropped out of school in class 4 and that’s where you got D in Kiswahili.

Ngoja nikusanue, kwa namna mnavyoandika kiswahili humu, wewe pamoja na wapuuzi wenzako, hakuna class hapa bongo mnaweza pata hata hiyo D, except baby classes hadi class three, since walimu wanajua you are toddlers you know nothing.. 😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Hawa wajinga hawaelewi… You can even see mt. Kilimanjaro from Nairobi meaning it’s only a short flight away .. in airline business, the fuel cost is prioritized in such scenarios… Emergency protocol first question is which is the closest safe airport to land .?..

To argue with these Tanzanians successfully you have to lower your intelligence to their level.

Do you that my phrase “Watanzania wote ni wajinga” ? I’m sure you can now understand.

 

[Teargas]

Ngoja nikusanue, kwa namna mnavyoandika kiswahili humu, wewe pamoja na wapuuzi wenzako, hakuna class hapa bongo mnaweza pata hata hiyo D, except beby classes hadi class three, since walimu wanajua you are toddlers you know nothing.. 😂😂

Thanks for accepting that you scored D in Kiswahili. Goodbye.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Thanks for accepting that you scored D in Kiswahili. Goodbye.

Kwendraa uko, chizi hilooo..!! ( kwa Sauti ya doto magari) 😂😂😂 mtu fudenge wewe.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://twitter.com/FloryOKANDJU/status/1772890036020584827

 

[Teargas]

Daily dose.

Talanta Stadium.

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