Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[babayao255]

Nyerere alimwambia kamuzu Banda kuwa kama ziwa ni la Malawi basi wanatakiwa kulipia kila wimbi ya maji linalo gusa pwani yetu.

Yule Joyce tulifanya akatawala awamu moja naona na huyu wa sasa hivi na yeye anataka atawale awamu moja, joke. 😂😂😂

 

[Chamoto]

Why is it okay for you to explain why Tanzania is right on the issue but when someone explains why Kenya is right on the Somalia issue mnasema Kenya tuna ugomvi na majirani?

You're asking the wrong person, who is not well informed on matters concerning the border dispute between Kenya and Somalia.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Ndugu kivipi wakati hii mipaka imechorwa na wazungu? Sasa unataka useme Mnyakyusa wa Tanzania ana undugu wa damu na Mnzanzibari Mwarabu...

Kwanza inaonekana huelewei kitu.😎

 

[NairobiWalker]

You're asking the wrong person, who is not well informed on matters concerning the border dispute between Kenya and Somalia.

Well, my question is based on your ndugus assertions that Kenya does not get along with her neighbors and border disputes are what they used as examples.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kwanza inaonekana huelewei kitu.😎

Can you speak English?

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Can you speak English?

Sina huo ugonjwa wa kinyang'au😎

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sina huo ugonjwa wa kinyang'au😎

Then sit down. This discussion is for English speakers.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Then sit down. This discussion is for English speakers.

Upuuzi mtupu. Hebu nitolee ulimbukeni wako huko. So you really believe that I do not understand your slave master's language?😎

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/mWCI02GyKnw?si=ijz1tHI3W6T_B0uM

 

[ichoboy01]

GIDIPii😅😅😅


View: https://twitter.com/TheStarKenya/status/1782379567589589299?t=rGe0PjGkwtMS_2nfJIaqdQ&s=19

 

[President of China]

Then sit down. This discussion is for English speakers.

English Speakers. Subwoofer au? 😁 😁 😁 😁 (This discussion is for those who speak English). Jitahidi kuandika lugha ya watu vizuri.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

English Speakers. Subwoofer au? 😁 😁 😁 😁 (This discussion is for those who speak English). Jitahidi kuandika lugha ya watu vizuri.

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Huyu nyang'au NairobiWalker bado ana mawazo ya kizamani sana😎

 

[coodip1]

Endelea kujiliwaza

Wengi wetu tulijua kwa jirani kuna derby wakati Azam anaonesha derby ya Kariakoo akaipa promo derby yenu.

 

[coodip1]

Ndugu kivipi wakati hii mipaka imechorwa na wazungu? Sasa unataka useme Mnyakyusa wa Tanzania ana undugu wa damu na Mnzanzibari Mwarabu kuliko Mnyakyusa wa Malawi? Wacha kufikiria kama kuku mgonjwa.

We mpumbavu usiejua historia Zanzibar imejaa wanyamwezi kibao. Jifunze kwanza historia kabla ya kuja kupayuka hapa.

 

[President of China]

Mwingine huyu hapa


View: https://x.com/bedjosessien/status/1782364587066540346

 

[coodip1]

Wivu. 😂😂😂

View: https://x.com/ntomarete/status/1782355612866662784?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw

Ona huyu nyangau anaongelea kuhusu infrastructure anafikiri hiyo train inapita kwa hewa. Aseme tuu kenya lacks infrastructure to operate electric trains wala asi generalise other Africans and make them at par with their underdeveloped rail infrastructure. Sisi tumeshatoka huko kwenye nginjanginja na hakuna developed country yoyote inayoweza kututambia kwenye electric trains na infrastructure zake.

 

[Marcelly]

Wapumbavu sana kundurenda

Tena ile ishu ya Nyerere bridge ilizua tafrani.
Yani ile siku daraja linazinduliwa tu na picha kurushwa mitandaoni,wakenya lukuki wali edit picha na kudai hilo ni daraja la Mombasa aiseeee!?
Aya ya Olduvai gorge yule dada Mpumbavu anaongea mbele ya hadhira akisema kasoma Olduvai gorge iko Kenya,asa sijui syllabus gani hiyo.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Upuuzi mtupu. Hebu nitolee ulimbukeni wako huko. So you really believe that I do not understand your slave master's language?😎

Go learn English and come back.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Go learn English and come back.

Write in Kiswahili maybe I might understand you😎

 

[NairobiWalker]

We mpumbavu usiejua historia Zanzibar imejaa wanyamwezi kibao. Jifunze kwanza historia kabla ya kuja kupayuka hapa.

Sasa nani ameongelea Wanyamwezi? Shida yenu ni ugonjwa wa akili.