Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Sama boy 255]

For Kenyans we converse by mixing all languages and drop in humour in the conversations hadi unaskia umenice. Wait until you meet those people beneath us with their broken "kiswahiri"....they are majorly unexposed and too boring for life.


View: https://youtu.be/S1TMmhIiFsk?si=8uHSaOv6YYEM6_YZ

Language mixing ya kikenya ni mavi matupu (kwasababu nyie hamjui kiswahili wala hamjui kiingreza) 😂😂😂 ukipatana na Mbongo mwenye anajua kiingereza they're far better than any single Kenyan when speaking. Mifano ipo ukitaka let me know

 

[mwathadan]

Your president here is being too political. Yaani ujenge 60k modern stadium from scratch in 18 months ? Unless mnauenga zile vitu zenu jua kali like the Kisumu international ultramodern stadia 😀😀😀

Crbc is the contractor. You know them from the sgr and expressway, they never miss on deadlines

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Usidhani kila mtu mjinga.
Talanta - Ground broken
Arusha - Launched, ground yet to be broken
Dodoma - yet to be launched.
Hizo zenu ndio renders, Talanta iko initial stages za ujenzi.

Acha kuongea kama yesu wa tongaren wewe nyang'au😎

 

[RRONDO]

Kitenge under construction 🤣🤣🤣
View attachment 2922207

Even me,I hate this roofing design.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Wako busy kulia mitandaoni kama mademu Malaya 😂😂😂😂

View: https://twitter.com/EtalePhilip/status/1664565945946324993?t=qzUcoyO6ldBDQipZZ8IX6A&s=19

Then hao washamba wanavyopenda kujilinganisha na sisi uwa sipendi kweli

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Bado mom nyuma sana when it comes to stadiums.

View: https://twitter.com/osereosere/status/1664571200733863938?t=IxQZwf97LK5tjyPbX094jg&s=19maumivu maumivu yakizidi muone daktari

 

[Mwalo Chibya]

Poor ventilation?😂😂😂

You mean this?View attachment 2922185

Ghorofa hazina madirisha unategemea nini, three sides are covered with bricks throughout

 

[Mwalo Chibya]

Can't you judge from the rusty roofs of those houses to know if are new ones or old ones 🤔

Kwa hivyo Dar miji zote ni mikongwe?

Nyumba nyingi (where the majority live) hazijapakwa rangi. View attachment 2922246View attachment 2922248View attachment 2922249View attachment 2922250

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[ichoboy01]

Crbc is the contractor. You know them from the sgr and expressway, they never miss on deadlines

Another loan from China 😂😂😂😂
China imewamaliza nyinyi

Nakukumhusha debt to GDP ratio 2023 ilikua 11.4trillion ksh mwaka huu miez miwili Tu ruto kashakopa 250b USD

Na huu uwanja nao loan from China 😂😂😂

Mchina 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

 

[chongchung]

Kunyaland na ushoga haviepukiki


View: https://twitter.com/amwogakhalwale/status/1763849286821826903?t=😵L0gl9vEPw8qQftbkX1Q&s=19

 

[Sama boy 255]

Kunyaland na ushoga haviepukiki


View: https://twitter.com/amwogakhalwale/status/1763849286821826903?t=😵L0gl9vEPw8qQftbkX1Q&s=19

Taifa la viande 😂😂😂.

 

[The best 007]

Wana bahati wangewapa KDF lingewaangukia kama gunia la mkaa

View: https://twitter.com/ntvkenya/status/1763863442392219856?t=2o6koHK49RhcvO1aVGf0ng&s=19

Nakuambia hivii tunza hiyo render, actual facility utacheka, kumbuka hiyo ni kenya bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[chongchung]

RIP


View: https://twitter.com/Benji_Fernandes/status/1762889595354800371?t=oYS5_xIyG21AMrXNEEBIrA&s=19

 

[chongchung]

Taifa la viande 😂😂😂.

Wakundustan wanapenda kupigwa bomba sana hasa na wazungu, hawa mastor kilichowapeleka huko SA ni kutafuta mikuyenge ya kikaburu sadly wameangukia walipoangukia 😁😁

 

[Sama boy 255]

Wakundustan wanapenda kupigwa bomba sana hasa na wazungu, hawa mastor kilichowapeleka huko SA ni kutafuta mikuyenge ya kikaburu sadly wameangukia walipoangukia 😁😁

😂😂 Wapumbavu wanawaabudu sana westerners 😂😂 wazungu watalifira taifa zima la wanuka mavi. 😁😁

 

[NairobiWalker]

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Jenga Kwanza alaf panua kipumulio😂😂

Hata pinnacle mulijenga handaki ikabakia shimo la kuhifadhi mavi ya kibera 😃😃😃

Sisi hua hatuongei ila tushakwambia dodoma na Arusha kuna viwanja vya kisasa Sana vitajengwa na maandalizi yote tayar hata site clearance tayar dodoma na Arusha

Hivi Bagamoyo City mlijenga? Kawe City mlijenga? Narudia, hizo zenu ndio render, wetu ujenzi ushaanza.

 

[ichoboy01]

 

[Nicxie]

Another loan duhhh china imemaliza Kenya😂

Wewe tangu lini ukaelewa kiingereza??

 

[Nicxie]

Huu sio uwanja wa tanga we kima 😂😂😂

Is it not in Tanzania?