Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Thinks for sticking with my campus picture. This picture is 8 yrs old kama hujui. Again for money, I can feed you for a year without feeling a pinch.

Kama 8 years ulikuwa hivi maana yake umekulia maisha ya shida. 🤣🤣🤣 Shida hazijifichi kijana

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[Teargas]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Itabidi ukae kimya tu mzee. Wewe bado unanyonya kwa mama yako
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Imagine that guy there anakushinda a million times😂

 

[Teargas]

Kama 8 years ulikuwa hivi maana yake umekulia maisha ya shida. 🤣🤣🤣 Shida hazijifichi kijana

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Show me your logbook kijana.

 

[Teargas]

Wewe kibonge mwenye shobo siku mnapata filamu itakayo chukua awards hapo Netflix kama ya Bongo si utapanda juu ya paa kabisa?

Tanzania iliingiza movie Netflix kabla ya kenya.. Hapo kwenu imekuja baada ya kuonekana mko nyuma sana.. Na ndio maana Netflix kwenu huko wamewapatia huduma ya bure

When was the first time mliingiza Movie Netflix?

 

[Marcelly]

View: https://twitter.com/kapeto98/status/1761308609177133401?t=HdOd9yzAXhwn8oeyIZ3F9w&s=19

 

[President of China]

Hadi watu wa kuomba lift wanaongelea mambo za gari. No wonder mnakula kwa kibanda na Miranda as your luxurious drink😂

Wewe umekauka. Mikono haina afya wewe ni mlemavu wa mikono nini? 🤣🤣🤣👇👇

 

[Teargas]

Maybe nabishana na wenye hata hawajui Netflix ni nini 😂

 

[Teargas]

Wewe umekauka. Mikono haina afya wewe ni mlemavu wa mikono nini? 🤣🤣🤣👇👇
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Kijana wapi Logbook? Unashindana na mwenye amekuacha mbali sana. Nilikuambia naezalipa mamako aache kufanya umalaya.

 

[Teargas]

Mabati rolling Mill.

 

[Teargas]

Wewe kibonge mwenye shobo siku mnapata filamu itakayo chukua awards hapo Netflix kama ya Bongo si utapanda juu ya paa kabisa?

Tanzania iliingiza movie Netflix kabla ya kenya.. Hapo kwenu imekuja baada ya kuonekana mko nyuma sana.. Na ndio maana Netflix kwenu huko wamewapatia huduma ya bure

I'm waiting for your answer. Tanzania iliingiza movie yao ya kwanza lini huko Netflix?

 

[KANAIRO]

What is happening to the once famous Mr.Nice...smh



View: https://youtu.be/ibUNm4p_sAQ?si=eS1JKQejnOpi4zoA

 

[ndughuri msuya]

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Nashauri huyu mzee abaki kenya kuongoza maandamano ya ugali huko AU awaachie wenye ujuzi🤔

 

[President of China]

I'm waiting for your answer. Tanzania iliingiza movie yao ya kwanza lini huko Netflix?

Hebu tuma hiyo current photo tucheke 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 Pole sana kwa ulemavu wa mikono?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3uGX5es3Ec/?igsh=NWVycTF0MW5kcm9x

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3uJhIWLM-n/?igsh=Y2oxcjgxMHgzcjI2

 

[Teargas]

Hebu tuma hiyo current photo tucheke 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇 Pole sana kwa ulemavu wa mikono?
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Leta logbook kwanza. Kama huna sema tu huna gari na uliomba lift ukajaribu kupiga picha kutudanganya nayo hapa😂😂😂.

As for the hand I'm 100% okay. Kuna sponge nilikuwa nafinyafinya hapo kwa mkono.

 

[Teargas]

Watanzania wote ni wajinga. Huyu hapa hata hajui logbook ni nini 😂😂🤣.

NairobiWalker ulisema that this guy is a complete fool? Now I can see what you meant. Anadhani car logbook ni driving license 😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Watanzania wote ni wajinga. Huyu hapa hata hajui logbook ni nini 😂😂🤣.

NairobiWalker ulisema that this guy is a complete fool? Now I can see what you meant. Anadhani car logbook ni driving license 😂

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Huyo jamaa IQ yake haipiti 60. Nimeona akijigamba eti tunamuogopa. Yani people are avoiding to respond to him because he's a fool na yeye anaona anaogopwa. Ni kama mwendazimu ajipake kinyesi mwili mzima aje sokoni kila mtu aanze kumtoroka alafu anajipiga kifua eti anaogopwa.🤣

 

[Teargas]

Huyo jamaa IQ yake haipiti 60. Nimeona akijigamba eti tunamuogopa. Yani people are avoiding to respond to him because he's a fool na yeye anaona anaogopwa. Ni kama mwendazimu ajipake kinyesi mwili mzima aje sokoni kila mtu aanze kumtoroka alafu anajipiga kifua eti anaogopwa.🤣

That day jamaa alinishangaza sana.

Ati Tanzania waliacha kutumia car logbook kitambo na siku hizi wanatumia smart driving license 😂🤣😂.

Now I know why you don't usually respond to his comments. For me I like roasting them that's why I will always respond to these idiots hata kama hawajui anything.

 

[Teargas]

Huyo jamaa IQ yake haipiti 60. Nimeona akijigamba eti tunamuogopa. Yani people are avoiding to respond to him because he's a fool na yeye anaona anaogopwa. Ni kama mwendazimu ajipake kinyesi mwili mzima aje sokoni kila mtu aanze kumtoroka alafu anajipiga kifua eti anaogopwa.🤣

Alafu ushaigundua jamaa anakuanga very confused? He is jobless lakini ukimuliza kazi anafanya atakuambia anafanya IT na kesho ukimuliza atakuambia anafanya chemical industry alafu third day ukimuliza the same question atakuambia anafanya Cosmology 😂😂😂