Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Kosugi]

Just to tell you that French Fries Omelette are popular all over the world.

Here is Europe.


View: https://youtu.be/DBKlMBU3Qcc?si=kUyodjYCT5OP6gY0

Sijasema kama sio popular.
HATA BIRYANI NI POPULAR WORLD WIDE ILA IMEANZISHWA UARABUNI.

 

[Teargas]

Sijasema kama sio popular.
HATA BIRYANI NI POPULAR WORLD WIDE ILA IMEANZISHWA UARABUNI.

Let's go slowly.

Chips imeanzishwa nchi gani?
Omelette imeoriginate from which country?

 

[Kosugi]

Kuna ajabu gani hapa??
Tz hakuna gari inayokosekana katika hizo gari ulizoonesha.

 

[President of China]

Leo nimecheka sana. Ati Kisumu boys ni Chakula ya maana Tanzania🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Neo-Slavery Kwenye nchi za Kiarabu. Wakenya 350,000 kwenda kufua Boxers na Kanzu za waarabu 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ruto revealed that his trip to Saudi Arabia will see more than 350,000 Kenyans secure job opportunities.

"Tumebarikiwa": Ruto tells Kenyans as he promises 350,000 jobs in Saudi

President William Ruto announced his government's plans to enter into new bilateral agreement with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia to create jobs for Kenyans.

www.tuko.co.ke

 

[Kosugi]

Let's go slowly.

Chips imeanzishwa nchi gani?
Omelette imeoriginate from which country?

Unazungumzia chipsi ama chips ??

 

[Teargas]

Neo-Slavery Kwenye nchi za Kiarabu. Wakenya 350,000 kwenda kufua Boxers na Kanzu za waarabu 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ruto revealed that his trip to Saudi Arabia will see more than 350,000 Kenyans secure job opportunities.

"Tumebarikiwa": Ruto tells Kenyans as he promises 350,000 jobs in Saudi

President William Ruto announced his government's plans to enter into new bilateral agreement with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia to create jobs for Kenyans.

www.tuko.co.ke

Pole sana. Nyinyi Kenya ndio your Europe and what your people come to do here is just street begging😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Unazungumzia chipsi ama chips ??

Nazungumzia French Fries.

 

[President of China]

Let's go slowly.

Chips imeanzishwa nchi gani?
Omelette imeoriginate from which country?

Neo-Slavery. Wakenya wanaenda kufanya kazi za ndani huko Uarabuni. Utumwa kama kawaida 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇

Saudi Arabia Reduces Hiring Fees for Domestic Workers from Kenya Read more: Saudi cuts salaries for Kenyan domestic workers following Ruto abroad job plan

 

[President of China]

Pole sana. Nyinyi Kenya ndio your Europe and what your people come to do here is just street begging😂😂

Ndio mama Ngina huwa anawasimulia hivyo? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mama Ngina kashika vichwa vyenu

 

[Shebby01]

Lazima mkubali ukweli bwana. Hakuna vile mnaezakwamilia Chakula cha wafaransa ati ni yenu😂😂😂🤣

Basi hata mutura sio yenu kama Ndo hivo

"Kisumu boys" ni Chakula ya bachelors huku Kenya😂😂🤣. Utapata bachelor anaikula 3 days a week, the remaining 4 days ni either Mayai ama nyama.

Basi tumalize ubishi tupe mfano wa chakula cha kawaida mtu wa mjengo kenya atakula kama mimi nilivyo fanya

 

[Teargas]

Ndio mama Ngina huwa anawasimulia hivyo? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mama Ngina kashika vichwa vyenu

But President Suluhu confessed that Nairobi is like London to Tanzanians 😂😂🤣😂

 

[Teargas]

Basi hata mutura sio yenu kama Ndo hivo

Basi tumalize ubishi tupe mfano wa chakula cha kawaida mtu wa mjengo kenya atakula kama mimi nilivyo fanya

Kisumu boys
Ugali nyama
Githeri
Ugali samaki
Ugali kuku

 

[Teargas]

Basi hata mutura sio yenu kama Ndo hivo

Mtura ni ya nchi gani? Ebu tuambie🤣😂🤣😂

 

[President of China]

But President Suluhu confessed that Nairobi is like London to Tanzanians 😂😂🤣😂

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Kenya bado hata vyoo tu shida. Hebu niambie hapo Nairobi kuna vyoo vingapi?

 

[game over]

mamako ndio alipeleka 300k ......but even so we still export the highest skilled force to other African countries and all over the world. Most teachers and farmers in Botswana and Namibia are Kenyans.Most farmers in Arusha region are also Kenyans.....we just use proxies. Most academic writers in Africa are also Kenyans....we are jack of all trades

Whatever man,
Ile siku wazungu and Chinese and Japanese will come to Africa seeking for jobs ndio huyo mpumbavu aliyesema brain circulation will make some sense, but as for now the Idea is ‘run away from poor home to whatever.. Nikwambie tu taifa kama Namibia you mentioned here is very much developed compared to your poor Kenya ndio maana utaona mnazamia kutafuta chochote kitu. Tunakamataga trucks full of poor Ethiopians wanazamia South Africa , because Ethiopia is extremely poor. and so is Kenya.
Kwenye hiyo list lazima your peers Nigeria watakuwepo. Countries with nothing at home.
And guess what, I am right . There are 300k Kenyan housemaids in Qatar alone. achilia mbali UAE, Saudi Arabia, Jordan hadi Iran mnaenda mbwa nyie. Hamuachi hela hadi mnajikuta mnanyonyesha watoto wa mbwa huko.
And I am also right sababu Ruto is exporting you in big numbers to whatever nation from Thailand to Bangladesh mkafanye kazi kwenye mashamba ya mpunga mtumie vihela Kunya sababu there are no opportunities, neither jobs in Kunya . and he is doing this with all his might. Mpaka mbaki milioni mbili msimsumbue kwa maandamano ya unga.

 

[KANAIRO]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Kenya bado hata vyoo tu shida. Hebu niambie hapo Nairobi kuna vyoo vingapi?

wewe baki huko ukiswahilini usitupotezee wakati

 

[KANAIRO]

Whatever man,
Ile siku wazungu and Chinese and Japanese will come to Africa seeking for jobs ndio huyo mpumbavu aliyesema brain circulation will make some sense, but as for now the Idea is ‘run away from poor home to whatever.. Nikwambie tu taifa kama Namibia you mentioned here is very much developed compared to your poor Kenya ndio maana utaona mnazamia kutafuta chochote kitu. Tunakamataga trucks full of poor Ethiopians wanazamia South Africa , because Ethiopia is extremely poor. and so is Kenya.
Kwenye hiyo list lazima your peers Nigeria watakuwepo. Countries with nothing at home.
And guess what, I am right . There are 300k Kenyan housemaids in Qatar alone. achilia mbali UAE, Saudi Arabia, Jordan hadi Iran mnaenda mbwa nyie. Hamuachi hela hadi mnajikuta mnanyonyesha watoto wa mbwa huko.
And I am also right sababu Ruto is exporting you in big numbers to whatever nation from Thailand to Bangladesh mkafanye kazi kwenye mashamba ya mpunga mtumie vihela Kunya sababu there are no opportunities, neither jobs in Kunya . and he is doing this with all his might. Mpaka mbaki milioni mbili msimsumbue kwa maandamano ya unga.

nyinyi mmejifungia katika ufukara ati kwa sababu ya aibu......bakini huko ukiswahilini mkijiliwaza ati mko sawa.Hata mtanzania mwenzenu juzi was begging you guys to play the DV lottery lakini wapi

 

[Shebby01]

Kisumu boys
Ugali nyama
Githeri

Aisee kuwa mkweli mtu analipwa 300ksh kila siku ale ugali nyama? Hata ugali dagaa/ kisumu boys ni 150 to 170ksh inategemea kama ni fry au ya mchuzi and also nyama pia so it’s not possible and then akisema ananue nyama wakale wote home its impossible kulingana na pay yake kwa githeri sawa maana its abit cheap hata akinunua ya mia achanganye na viazi will be a full meal for the whole family.
Meanwhile in Tanzania the same amount utakula ugali nyama,mchicha na ni chakula cha kutosha tu ukisema upige chapati 2 maarage chai na mchicha for the same amount that is the difference.

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ukikosa chapoo niiue.

Imagine that is standard food

hzi takataka huwezi lisha watu Tanzania. Hata kipaimara or Kumunyo huwezi kumbana na balaa hili.

 

[Kosugi]

Nazungumzia French Fries.

French fries zipo za aina nyingi ambazo kila sehem wamegundua za aina yake.
Ni sawa useme simu imekua invented ila innovation za Samsung na Oppo zikaja.