Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

TRUE STORY… I thought it was kind of funny to share it here…. I had a phone conversation with my Cuzo who recently relocated to Dar ( Kenya Embassy)…I was asking about the Fishing village she lives in and in the middle of our conversation she tells me she met this nice guy in Dar and they have been in 2 lunch dates already, actually the second one was yesterday… I didn’t like that …🤣🤣… I told her I don’t believe it.. so she sent me a photo of them two in some fancy place in downtown Dar…. Shockingly enough , I thought the image was Ichoboy ..🤣🤣…. I told her .. Hell to the No you can’t go out with that evil guy… she was surprised like I knew him.. so I told her to ask him if his name was Ichoboy … apparently it was not… but still am not sure yet.. So Ichoboy ,am watching you..🤣🤣… My Cuzo is still in dilemma about my hostile reaction… I just told her even if I was to explain about it, she would never understand…. The battle is real …🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kama una shida na Mwenyekiti wetu ichoboy01 nipo mimi Bwana Shemeji Mwai………bottom line ni kwamba dadako kaishashoboka na wabongo na lazima tumpe raha utake usitake😂😂😂😂

Ebu njoo kwanza DM tuongee kikubwa😜
 

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