Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[mwaiofhawaii]

Yani ana njaa alaf anajitia uchizi 😅😅😅
Akili zake anadhani yuko nairaland hapa kazi yao kuwadanganya wa nigeri huko

The Tatu City area developed so far is still superior than anything ever built huko kwa CCM stadiums…..na bado it’s expanding…. You wait utajua hujui….I know Talanta stadium imekuzima usingizi … so here for more nightmares ….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/Kenyans/status/1708538517016764888?t=qKdHkLUZDEtLnQxD891dXw&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

The Tatu City area developed so far is still superior than anything ever built huko kwa CCM stadiums…..na bado it’s expanding…. You wait utajua hujui….I know Talanta stadium imekuzima usingizi … so here for more nightmares ….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 2768912

Superior of what kitu ina over 17 yrs old na haijafikia hata 1% of its render au nikuoneshe ile render jubilee waliwadanganya nayo😅😅

 

[ichoboy01]

The Tatu City area developed so far is still superior than anything ever built huko kwa CCM stadiums…..na bado it’s expanding…. You wait utajua hujui….I know Talanta stadium imekuzima usingizi … so here for more nightmares ….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 2768912

Ohhh asante kwa render 😁😁😁

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/Kenyans/status/1708538517016764888?t=qKdHkLUZDEtLnQxD891dXw&s=19

We are slowly weaning ourselves off this gas mess for electrical mobiles…. A green Revolution is coming to Kenya…. Kenyans are very adaptive to changing world… they move with lightening speed…. Real capitalists risk takers …. And that’s why we are resilient despite our political problems…. And the real world notice our character and they all want to invest in us… if you ask someone outside of Bongo what’s first word they think of Tanzanians, the most word given is LAZY…..true story….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…. Now please go tell CCM to clean up their Kirumba stadium Mwanza …😁😁😁

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Superior of what kitu ina over 17 yrs old na haijafikia hata 1% of its render au nikuoneshe ile render jubilee waliwadanganya nayo😅😅
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There you again with Ujamaa mentality…. Kila kitu lazima you involve serikali…. Kenya is a free market county… Tatu is a private endeavor…. I know you can’t imagine something so magnificent without CCM….🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Today morning drive around Eastleigh


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Nguvu ya kupost huu uchafu unautoa wapi wewe mkunyata,huu uchafu na bodabodq ndio unaokufanya uwe mjivuni humu!

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Dual carriageway Kakamega - Kisumu Road
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Bodaboda unayoiendesha hata side mirror haina 😀,kumbe humu tunabishana na madereva bodaboda aisee

 

[The best 007]

Kenyan football haina rika, hii ni mechi ya newly promoted shabana vs Afc leopards.View attachment 2768727View attachment 2768728View attachment 2768730View attachment 2768731

Mpira mnapenda ila ndiyo hivyo tena hamjui na pia mpira wenyewe hauwapendi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Reborn Ktb]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Mpira mnapenda ila ndiyo hivyo tena hamjui na pia mpira wenyewe hauwapendi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hujaona kitu bado yajayo yanafurahisha.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

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Like they say at CCM…. Another one ☝️….🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!… Maajabu ya Musa Jameni….. is this a basketball pitch inside the stadium?…. Is it like you get a ticket to watch two sports at same time????🤣🤣🤣…. Wow!… Hii CCM has set a standard never witnessed…. Maybe C in CCM stands for Commedy…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Reborn Ktb]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!… Maajabu ya Musa Jameni….. is this a basketball pitch inside the stadium?…. Is it like you get a ticket to watch two sports at same time????🤣🤣🤣…. Wow!… Hii CCM has set a standard never witnessed…. Maybe C in CCM stands for Commedy…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 2768947

Comics and comedy masters (CCM), running track imetengezwa na Simiti 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

An estate in Machakos. Leta hiyo ya Iyumba ya Dodoma tuone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Coco reborn , ama wanaita je hiyo settlement scheme Iko Dodoma!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kama kawaida yenu, jua kali as usual, hii cheap facility ndio ulinganishe na za Dom?

Always jua kali.

 

[The best 007]

Dual carriageway Kakamega - Kisumu Road
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Wewe ni bodaboda? Hii pikipiki yako ni design ya bodaboda na usiseme umekodi, ni wewe mwenyewe unaendesha. Wakenya wa humu wengi ni pangu pakavu tia mchuzi, angalia anashindwa hata kununua side mirror.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Wewe ni bodaboda? Hii pikipiki yako ni design ya bodaboda na usiseme umekodi, ni wewe mwenyewe unaendesha. Wakenya wa humu wengi ni pangu pakavu tia mchuzi, angalia anashindwa hata kununua side mirror.

🤣🤣🤣 Muonee huruma. Juzi kati walikua wanampa kichwa sasa wewe utamkimbiza.. ila nakumbuka ulisema huyo the other delo ataufyata mkia wake soon. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Wewe ni bodaboda? Hii pikipiki yako ni design ya bodaboda na usiseme umekodi, ni wewe mwenyewe unaendesha. Wakenya wa humu wengi ni pangu pakavu tia mchuzi, angalia anashindwa hata kununua side mirror.

Kwanza wewe tell us… last time ulienda CCM Kirumba stadium, ulienda Kutazama football ama basketball?….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Running shoes bound for CCM Kirumba stadium track…🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Legacy 👏👏

View: https://twitter.com/CyrilRamaphosa/status/1708497215356858878?t=8Txy9u4MgcWKiiiolvWvuQ&s=19