Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Kwasababu huna akili na shuleni kwenu zaidi Somo mnalolipenda ni "Tribalism".

Nilikuuliza Kati ya hizo reports mbili, mojabinasema umasikini Kenya ni 42% na Tanzania ni 26% na hiyo report inayozungumzia 28M, wewe unachukua ipi?,

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Sasa wewe uliyeenda shule ulifundishwa kwamba 26% of 60 million is 28 million? Is that your point bongolala?

 

[Mr DIY]

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[nairobae]

Balala ndani ya Tanzania's product

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Imeandikwa tu vizuri, PROUDLY PRODUCED IN KENYA lakini bado unajifanya mjinga.

 

[Tony254]

inanibamba sana venye haiwezi miss target.! yani Bull's Eye precision hadi sunroof slot ndani.!💣💥

Hahaha ilikuwa ni bahati tu hio bomb iliingia hadi ndani ya gari. Huyo drone operator anunuliwe soda na mkate. Halafu ukicheki huyo driver ndani gari utaona anashake juu anakufa. Watu wakikufa kuna venye huwa wanashake. Hio video ina details nyingi. Nataka Russian pests wamalizwe for invading a sovereign country.

 

[chongchung]

Imeandikwa tu vizuri, PROUDLY PRODUCED IN KENYA lakini bado unajifanya mjinga.

Unaeza kunionesha plant yao Kenya?

 

[dopchinski]

Hahaha ilikuwa ni bahati tu hio bomb iliingia hadi ndani ya gari. Huyo drone operator anunuliwe soda na mkate. Halafu ukicheki huyo driver ndani gari utaona anashake juu anakufa. Watu wakikufa kuna venye huwa wanashake. Hio video ina details nyingi. Nataka Russian pests wamalizwe for invading a sovereign country.

sidhani kuna mambo na bahati hapa.. this pple sure wht they are doing. think the bomb is somehow guided by a remote control🤔

 

[chongchung]

Wakunya washamba sn, huyu jamaa kwa mdomo wake ulivyo mpana kama angelikuwa na ka kazi japo ya kuzugia kusingekalika humu, we ngoja kapate degree alafu mtaona humu

😂😂😂😂 Kwenye kuvaa sasa! Hapo mwenyewe anajiona kavunja kabati, mpaka kazipost maana yake ndio top notch mtoko 🤣 casual sijui atafananaje yarabbi

 

[chongchung]

hivi Teargas ame wa hit💥 na facts tupu, naona amekua kero kwenu leo kiasi cha haja.! isivumulike.. hivi mkaona heri kutafuta vijisababu vya peni mbili kushusha makali💥💥 .. na hakuna siku.! Teargas atazidi kuwaponda kilakuchao na facts tupu.!

nb: infact teargas looks so smart, tall dark and handsome.!😍

Handsome kuliko hawa? 🤔

 

[dopchinski]

Hakuna neno "venye" kwenye kiswahili. Ulipaswa kusema
"Inanibamba jinsi isivyokosa "target"

AU

Inanibamba namna ilivyo na shabaha

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who cares... kenya is a sovereign state afterall..💃💃. mradi ujumbe umefika home

 

[nairobae]

Unaeza kunionesha plant yao Kenya?

Land crusier zinakua assembled Kenya. Kitu munafanya hapo bongo nikufanya tu conversion to electric na extension za tour vans. Ambayo kampuni kadhaa za Kenya pia zinafanya.

RSA Kenya wakona plant na show room Mombasa Road.

 

[Teargas]

Wakunya washamba sn, huyu jamaa kwa mdomo wake ulivyo mpana kama angelikuwa na ka kazi japo ya kuzugia kusingekalika humu, we ngoja kapate degree alafu mtaona humu

At least niko na Kazi. Wewe kazi yako ni ya soja😂

 

[The best 007]

At least niko na Kazi. Wewe nikazi yako ni ya soja

Kazi iko wapi hebu onesha vyeti ulivyo navyo

 

[Teargas]

hivi Teargas ame wa hit💥 na facts tupu, naona amekua kero kwenu leo kiasi cha haja.! isivumulike.. hivi mkaona heri kutafuta vijisababu vya peni mbili kushusha makali💥💥 .. na hakuna siku.! Teargas atazidi kuwaponda kilakuchao na facts tupu.!

nb: infact teargas looks so smart, tall dark and handsome.!😍

Mtanzania anaogopa ukweli. Kwanza huyo soja ni mtu mwingine wa ajabu sana, juzi nilimwekea payslip yangu akaanza kusema sijui natumia wifi ya shule 🤣😂😂

 

[The best 007]

hivi Teargas ame wa hit na facts tupu, naona amekua kero kwenu leo kiasi cha haja.! isivumulike.. hivi mkaona heri kutafuta vijisababu vya peni mbili kushusha makali .. na hakuna siku.! Teargas atazidi kuwaponda kilakuchao na facts tupu.!

nb: infact teargas looks so smart, tall dark and handsome.!

Hakuna na hatotokea mkenya handsome mpk Dunia inakwisha

 

[The best 007]

Kwenye kuvaa sasa! Hapo mwenyewe anajiona kavunja kabati, mpaka kazipost maana yake ndio top notch mtoko casual sijui atafananaje yarabbi

Hako kajamaa ni local sn, na kuna kila dalili ni kafukara ka kutupwa.

 

[The best 007]

Handsome kuliko hawa?

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Hakuna na hatotokea mkenya handsome mpk Dunia inakwisha.

 

[dopchinski]

Handsome kuliko hawa? 🤔

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unge ongeza pamoja na hizi nishawai post humu. kujificha sijui. m*thf*ck.. i don't care.! hate me luv me

 

[The best 007]

Mbona nikuonyeshe vyeti when I can show you my payslip?

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Kuna ushahidi gn hapo mshamba wewe, miaka 35 bado unasoma

 

[The best 007]

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[dopchinski]

unge ongeza pamoja na hizi nishawai post humu. kujificha sijui. m*thf*ck.. i don't care.! hate me luv meView attachment 2207220View attachment 2207221View attachment 2207222View attachment 2207223View attachment 2207224View attachment 2207225View attachment 2207226View attachment 2207231View attachment 2207230

JF ntatoka tu one day so sijali kitu saaaana..