Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Lamu ni more fire than haka ka resort kako.., 😂 😂 😂 Kenya sio league yenyu dogo
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Resort zipo Nungwi Mzee.
Lamu ni mavi ya bata. Usilinganishe beautiful town na mambo ya mijinga

Check Nugwi

 

[President of China]

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Unajipoza sasa baada ya kula flying toilet kibera

 

[The best 007]

Nax Vegaz I love this new city.., imeipiku Kisumu kwa mtazamo wangu.. coming so fast!!
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Jamaa unazingua, unarudia hizi mara nyingi sn, unatumaliza bando bhn kwa mapicha ya kurudia rudia.

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[The best 007]

Wapi ghorofa hapo? Hujui kutofautisha ukuta na ghorofa?

Ndo mana huwa nasema Wakenya hamna akili, ss hapo hujaelewa nn.

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[Nicxie]

Nax Vegas inatesa..,
Nje ya Dar haupati such levels, Nakuru City ni 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Ndio maana GDP we almost double Tz., standard development kote kote..,
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Hiyo picha ya kwanza kuna kilaza fulani hapa alisema eti si picha ya Nakuru wala popote pale hapa Kenya. Kama si joto la jiwe ni Game Over

 

[Nicxie]

Jamaa unazingua, unarudia hizi mara nyingi sn, unatumaliza bando bhn kwa mapicha ya kurudia rudia.

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Nakuru imekuingiza baridi kijana wa Tandale? 😂 😂 😂

 

[President of China]

Sawa jibu kwako..,

Hii pekee inakunyoa nywele za kwenye miguu yako miwili

Azam watersports & Marina​

 

[The best 007]

Hata New York ni ndogo kwa Dar is slum. Sasa tumia akili ya kuzaliwa, sio ya kupachikwa

So haya maneno unayosema hapa unadhani yamemaliza njaa Kenya?

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[Nicxie]

wewe ni mwizi! huna haya kuiba picha za nyumba za Kenya na kudai eti ni dodoma....

Hata mimi nimeona hiyo picha nikacheka tu. Wamekosa majibu wakaamua kuiba picha za Kenya

 

[Don YF]

Hiyo picha ya kwanza kuna kilaza fulani hapa alisema eti si picha ya Nakuru wala popote pale hapa Kenya. Kama si joto la jiwe ni Game Over

Ni Geza Ulole, I remember. Lazima washangae such infrastructure wanaziona tu Dar., wengine hawajawai kuziona live ni kwa mitandano tu., not all here come from Dar or wamefika Dar.., they don't know Kenya., kuna places mob huwezi pata atakwa google or youtube.., sijaona interchanges za Eldoret vizuri bado, Kisumu walidhani ni size yao.., kumbe hawaijui, kuna many places not captured., kama poly view have never seen it anywhere., Mamboleo aerial view bado.., Kibos road bado., just pictures kiaisi tu,., standard residentials in our towns ni kubwa kuliko CBD ya town zao..,

 

[The best 007]

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So, Is Kenya a hunger free country now?

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[President of China]

Ni Geza Ulole, I remember. Lazima washangae such infrastructure wanaziona tu Dar., wengine hawajawai kuziona live ni kwa mitandano tu., not all here come from Dar or wamefika Dar.., they don't know Kenya., kuna places mob huwezi pata atakwa google or youtube.., sijaona interchanges za Eldoret vizuri bado, Kisumu walidhani ni size yao.., kumbe hawaijui, kuna many places not captured., kama poly view have never seen it anywhere., Mamboleo aerial view bado.., Kibos road bado., just pictures kiaisi tu,., standard residentials in out towns ni kubwa kuliko CBD ya town zao..,

Umeanza kujichetua mwenyewe

 

[Don YF]

Hii pekee inakunyoa nywele za kwenye miguu yako miwili

Azam watersports & Marina​

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Tembelea English point Marina.., am not putting here now, till kesho coz ni Mombasa, biashara ya kesho.., nyie mtabakia tu na Dar 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

[Don YF]

Umeanza kujichetua mwenyewe

Kujichetua ni wewe 😂 😂 😂 😂 , whatever the meaning, I care less. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

[The best 007]

Ni Geza Ulole, I remember. Lazima washangae such infrastructure wanaziona tu Dar., wengine hawajawai kuziona live ni kwa mitandano tu., not all here come from Dar or wamefika Dar.., they don't know Kenya., kuna places mob huwezi pata atakwa google or youtube.., sijaona interchanges za Eldoret vizuri bado, Kisumu walidhani ni size yao.., kumbe hawaijui, kuna many places not captured., kama poly view have never seen it anywhere., Mamboleo aerial view bado.., Kibos road bado., just pictures kiaisi tu,., standard residentials in out towns ni kubwa kuliko CBD ya town zao..,

Naomba utaje jina la road hii nikuoneshe kitu

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[Don YF]

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Tazama hii video polepole., utapata jibu lako kwa hii bara bara.,

 

[President of China]

Tembelea English point Marina.., am not putting here now, till kesho coz ni Mombasa, biashara ya kesho.., nyie mtabakia tu na Dar 😂 😂 😂 😂

Tafuta Mzee. Mimi ninakugonga Leo Leo

Azam watersports & Marina​

 

[Don YF]

Industrial Area ya Nax Vegaz., hapa hakuna mpinzani in Tz nje ya Dar., 🔥 🔥 🔥 😂 💪

 

[President of China]

Tazama hii video polepole., utapata jibu lako kwa hii bara bara.,

Unaanza kuleta suggestions toka YouTube.
Do you have YouTube account!?

 

[Don YF]

Unaanza kuleta suggestions toka YouTube.
Do you have YouTube account!?

Jibu sio yako kilaza, wewe inakuashia nini😛 😂 😂 .., mwenzako aliuliza a rhetorical question.., sasa ajijibu na clip., uzembe sitaki.