Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Simon]

 

[Shebby01]

Ndo manake mnanuka meffi😂😂😂

Ndo vitu mnavo viwaza wazee wa vifungashio 🙄

 

[Simba 254]

just incase the forget

 

[Simba 254]

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uganda should be empowered too we move as a block

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Niliongea sheng arusha nkatomba wasichana wengi sana 2012

Duh! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣Yaani uliwala kimasikhara? 😂

 

[Mac Bully 001]

😂😂😂😂😂 naskia mademu wa bongo wanapenda sana kufukuliwa tope.

Si ni ukweli, wanaliwa jicho sana, hata ni huruma... 😂

 

[Mac Bully 001]

mkenya ambae amekuja bongo anasema maisha yako poa sana

anawashauri KURA waige mfano wetu

Wakuchapana risasi sio? 😂 😂 😂

 

[Simba 254]

Magorofa ya udongo

udongo upi? nkt thats a type of stone mined in kenya ndo iko that colour thats if you talking about the grey houses

 

[Mashashola]

Duh! Yaani uliwala kimasikhara?

Wako rahisi and unexposed 'sio wajanja sana'

 

[Naton Jr]

an objective observation, sio kama wivu zenyu na kupiga kifua., alafu maisha kwa nchi fukara kiuchumi huwa ya chini sana, vitu bei rahisi, nyumba cheap, chakula kwa hoteli average bei ya kibanda hapa Kenya, nimetembea nimejionea, so that is acceptable..,

Unatumiaga nguvu sana kuelezea machungu yako na wishes zako ili tufanane

Siwezi kwenda Burundi au Sudan au Somalia nikataka kuishi huko eti kisa chakula ni cheap na makazi

Mtu yeyote anaenda nchi ngeni na kutaka kuishi kabisa huko ni baada ya kuona tofauti kubwa sana ya ubora tofauti na atokako

Naweza kukuletea tens of screenshots like this kuonesha ni namna gani millions of Kenyans wish to be or relocate to Tanzania, punguza maumivu uukubali ukweli

 

[Mashashola]

naskia mademu wa bongo wanapenda sana kufukuliwa tope.

Pesa ya Kenya ni nzito sana ukifika huko. Beer ni ksh 70-100.
Ukibadilisha 15,000/= to tzsh Namanga utakula raha sana.

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Unatumiaga nguvu sana kuelezea machungu yako na wishes zako ili tufanane

Siwezi kwenda Burundi au Sudan au Somalia nikataka kuishi huko eti kisa chakula ni cheap na makazi

Mtu yeyote anaenda nchi ngeni na kutaka kuishi kabisa huko ni baada ya kuona tofauti kubwa sana ya ubora tofauti na atokako

Naweza kukuletea tens of screenshots like this kuonesha ni namna gani millions of Kenyans wish to be or relocate to Tanzania, punguza maumivu uukubali ukweli

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Keyboard warriors, hawajui vitu kwa ground ni different! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Naton Jr]

Keyboard warriors, hawajui vitu kwa ground ni different! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Keyboard warriors wakati huyo ni vloger wenu na amefika Tanzania

Angalia huyu mwingine anataka kuhamia kabisa leo leo

Maisha ya Tanzania ni matamu asikwambie mtu, huyu anasema kwa time Zanzibar ipo awake, back home Nairobi people are under the mosquito net

Sasa kama Zanzibar tu inaikalisha Nairobi kwa nightlife and vibe, Dar itakuaje!

Get it from your hommie here 😅😅😅

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Keyboard warriors wakati huyo ni vloger wenu na amefika Tanzania

Angalia huyu mwingine anataka kuhamia kabisa leo leo

Maisha ya Tanzania ni matamu asikwambie mtu, huyu anasema kwa time Zanzibar ipo awake, back home Nairobi people are under the mosquito net

Sasa kama Zanzibar tu inaikalisha Nairobi kwa nightlife and vibe, Dar itakuaje!

Get it from your hommie here 😅😅😅

Ahamie tu, huku mbone wabongo wengi tu na wala hawarudi leo Bongo! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Naton Jr]

Ahamie tu, huku mbone wabonge wengi tu na wala hawarudi leo Bongo! 🤣 🤣 🤣

1 out million utakuta mtanzania anataka kuishi Kenya

Maisha ya kenya ni magumu sana, fursa ni finyu mno, kutoboa Kenya lazima uwe jambazi sugu otherwise itabidi ufanye kazi 20 times harder than normal people from other countries!

Hii isitafsiriwe kama normal hardworking bali ni ukosefu wa opportunities

 

[muhogo_kiks]

Inawachukua siku 2 kutoka Nairobi mpaka Moyale (border na Ethiopia ) halafu wanakuja hapa kuweka fake figures kuhusu barabara zao. Yani jamaa wanajikamatisha wenyewe.

Kwa sasa hakuna sehemu hapa Tanzania unatumia siku mbili kufika. Hakuna!

Friendly border town where beer is cheap

You can get an Ethiopian beer brand in Moyale for as low as Sh50.

www.the-star.co.ke

 

[The best 007]

Inawachukua siku 2 kutoka Nairobi mpaka Moyale (border na Ethiopia ) halafu wanakuja hapa kuweka fake figures kuhusu barabara zao. Yani jamaa wanajikamatisha wenyewe.

Kwa sasa hakuna sehemu hapa Tanzania unatumia siku mbili kufika. Hakuna!

Friendly border town where beer is cheap

You can get an Ethiopian beer brand in Moyale for as low as Sh50.

www.the-star.co.ke

Umeongea kwa kifupi lkn vitu vizito mnoo.

 

[dopchinski]

in a nutshel, it is called inferiority complex, afadhali waganda.

better waganda ×100. wao hawajioni special saaana kushinda kila mtu.. hawana kiburi. wao nikuchapa kazi tu

 

[The best 007]

Wakuu nimepita pale Boma naona BRT inaendelea vizuri, wiki hii nikipata nafasi nitapiga picha niweke humu.

 

[Justinr]

Naijua Dar mimi sihitaji propaganda zako., wewe jitekenye ukicheka.., pia mimi naweza kukuwekea picha zinazo onyesha matako ya Cairo Egypt ukashangaa utadhani Cairo iko nyuma sana lakini sivyo.., I understand perceptions na kucheza na vipicha.., video clips ni bora zaidi, kwanza drone views., hakuna kiswahili ni macho kutazama hali kamili ya maeneo..,
Kama hii hapa ya Mombasa., nje ya Dar haupati mji kama huu..,

Ww unaiju Dar ? huna unacho jua zaid ya denial