Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Njooni mpige ngoma ya kizee Somalia, we don't talk to much, we act! Alafu kumbuka UG sahi hamuwawezi, sio Iddi Amin M7! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Unatuwekea Landrover!!! Mzee umeishiwa nguvu. Ita watu wakusaidia
Mashine hizo kijana
JWTZ ni moto

 

[mwathadan]

Lishamba limetoroka.., nje ya Dar hakuna malls za maana, siku nyingine fanya uchunguzi kabla ya kukurupuka, idiot!.., za Nairobi dunia inazijua, hakuna mpinzani East, West and Central Africa!., endelea kujitekenya mwenyewe ukicheka.,

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[Mac Bully 001]

Uzuri aliyekuwa anayabrag hayo maputo anafahamika.

Yeah, tuko nazo, sasa nyie mnaojiona special ati hamuwezi tumia bla bla bla,, unaona venye nimewaumbua huko kwenyu? Alafu askari wenyu hawana zoezi, vitambi 5G na hata sio commander wala nini, je akipanda cheo, si kitabasti hicho kipira??😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

[Don YF]

Am taking a break guys.., baadaye, have had fun as usual.

 

[Don YF]

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Hawapendi ukweli, ni masikini jeuri!😂😂😂😂, umemwaga, mtanzania unampeleka pole pole pumzi itamuishia aanze kuleta kibera na Turkana kama Naton ili kujikomboa😂😂😂

 

[babayao255]

Yeah, tuko nazo, sasa nyie mnaojiona special ati hamuwezi tumia bla bla bla,, unaona venye nimewaumbua huko kwenyu? Alafu askari wenyu hawana zoezi, vitambi 5G na hata sio commander wala nini, je akipanda cheo, si kitabasti hicho kipira??

Kutuumbua kwenye nini?

Ndio maana mna jeshi dhaifu east and Central Africa mnashindwa hadi na vinchi vidogo kama Rwanda na Burundi

Nendeni Somalia mkamuokoe mwenzenu aliyeshikiliwa mateka miaka na miaka.

 

[Don YF]

Bye bye guy..,

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Kutuumbua kwenye nini?

Ndio maana mna jeshi dhaifu east and Central Africa mnashindwa hadi na vinchi vidogo kama Rwanda na Burundi

Nendeni Somalia mkamuokoe mwenzenu aliyeshikiliwa mateka miaka na miaka.

We're dealing with international terrorists, the likes of Alqaeda & BOKO HARAM, nyinyi bado mnashindana na wanamgambo? 😂 😂 😂

 

[Capt Richie]

🤣 🤣🤣unaanza kuleta makopo sasa mzee. Yaani upambane ya combat helicopter kwa kutumia takataka hiyo.

It called UZI
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😳 😳 😳 😳😳😳😳😳 Who in this world goes using an UZI??? Daaaaaaaah, Kweli wabongo hawana bongo. Who on this world can think of UZI in matters military ???

UZI is a gun that has no range nor target. For you to achieve your target shooting it shoots many bullets at a go to increase the chance. Which military does that??? One person with an M5 will kill a battalion of 100 men with UZIs

 

[President of China]

utadhani muskiti kumbe soko? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ,
wacha niziweke pamoja, mwenye macho haambiwi tazama., Kiswahili kando, picha zinajieleza vizuri sana.., mall hakuna nje ya Dar😂😂😂
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V/S

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Mzee umeweka local market. Hiyo building does not deceive to be a mall. Hilo ni jengo la soko la wanawake.

This is kisutu Market we don't call a shopping mall. Kwenu mngeita mall

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Mzee umeweka local market. Hiyo building does not deceive to be a mall. Hilo ni jengo la soko la wanawake.

This is kisutu Market we don't call a shopping mall. Kwenu mngeita mall
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Sasa hii tuiite mall vipi? , hii tunaita stalls tu, hakuna cha ajabu hapo! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Capt Richie]

Mzee unaenda vitani na plastic boats
🤣 🤣 🤣
Hizi zinaitwa Amphibious Tank
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One very big mistake in military is to take this Tanks out for purposes of combat!!! Utazamishwa hata kabla ujue nini inaendelea.

They are slow, easy to target and Zero maneuverability.

 

[President of China]

😳 😳 😳 😳😳😳😳😳 Who in this world goes using an UZI??? Daaaaaaaah, Kweli wabongo hawana bongo. Who on this world can think of UZI in matters military ???

UZI is a gun that has no range nor target. For you to achieve your target shooting it shoots many bullets at a go to increase the chance. Which military does that??? One person with an M5 will kill a battalion of 100 men with UZIs

Naona umekuja kuharisha maneno.
Wewe mshamba wa kibera utajulia wapi UZI.

 

[President of China]

One very big mistake in military is to take this Tanks out for purposes of combat!!! Utazamishwa hata kabla ujue nini inaendelea.

They are slow, easy to target and Zero maneuverability.

Mzee you are talking too much. Are you a pastor!? Unamhubiria nani mshamba wewe!? Nitakuua mimi!! Ebo!!

JWTZ

 

[Capt Richie]

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Tanzanians are funny, funny that they see the bad that is with the neighbor and forgets all their problems.

Watanzania husema wao hulisha Kenya. Ni kama wao hutupa msaada wa chakula. Tunatumia pesa zetu kununua chakula. Kuna nchi kama UAE ambayo chakula karibu chote ina nunua. Hivyo hailishwi ila inajilisha.

La pili. Utapia mlo ni moja kati ya vitu vinavyosababisha vifo vingi Tanzania. Hiyo inamaanisha kuwa watu wengi Tanzania hawana chakula cha kutosha. Ama wanachakula lakini hawajui kulinganisha virutubisho vyote. Mtu ale mihogo kila siku mwaka mzima huku akijidai ana chakula.

Kenya, Diabetes ni moja wapo ya vitu vinavyosababisha vifo, kinyume na Tanzania, Diabetes ni ugonjwa unaotokana na maisha ya kujitozelesha (Lifestyle disease) Nchi nyingi zilizoendelea, moja ya vyanzo vya vifo ni Diabetes.

Hapa Watanzania mjifunze kitu, kwamba nyinyi hufa kwa utapia mlo mara saba zaidi ya Kenya, huku kujidai kwenu na chakula kunawaibisha

 

[babayao255]

We're dealing with international terrorists, the likes of Alqaeda & BOKO HARAM, nyinyi bado mnashindana na wanamgambo?

International terrorist mavi ya bata.

Umesahau kuwa hao mabwana zenu haitambui alshabab kama magaidi

Wanatambulika kama wanamgambo.

 

[Capt Richie]

Naona umekuja kuharisha maneno.
Wewe mshamba wa kibera utajulia wapi UZI.
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I have never seen one such stupid person as you. Sasa wewe ni muuza T-shirts? Ama ndo zimebeba ubora wa UZI???? I have touched UZI, I have used it!!! Don't lecture me on guns because you know nothing!!

 

[Mac Bully 001]

International terrorist mavi ya bata.

Umesahau kuwa hao mabwana zenu haitambui alshabab kama magaidi

Wanatambulika kama wanamgambo.

😂 😂 😂 😂 💉💉💉💉💉

 

[Mac Bully 001]

😳 😳 😳 😳😳😳😳😳 Who in this world goes using an UZI??? Daaaaaaaah, Kweli wabongo hawana bongo. Who on this world can think of UZI in matters military ???

UZI is a gun that has no range nor target. For you to achieve your target shooting it shoots many bullets at a go to increase the chance. Which military does that??? One person with an M5 will kill a battalion of 100 men with UZIs

Uzi aren't stable at all.. 😂

 

[President of China]

Tanzanians are funny, funny that they see the bad that is with the neighbor and forgets all their problems.

Watanzania husema wao hulisha Kenya. Ni kama wao hutupa msaada wa chakula. Tunatumia pesa zetu kununua chakula. Kuna nchi kama UAE ambayo chakula karibu chote ina nunua. Hivyo hailishwi ila inajilisha.

La pili. Utapia mlo ni moja kati ya vitu vinavyosababisha vifo vingi Tanzania. Hiyo inamaanisha kuwa watu wengi Tanzania hawana chakula cha kutosha. Ama wanachakula lakini hawajui kulinganisha virutubisho vyote. Mtu ale mihogo kila siku mwaka mzima huku akijidai ana chakula.

Kenya, Diabetes ni moja wapo ya vitu vinavyosababisha vifo, kinyume na Tanzania, Diabetes ni ugonjwa unaotokana na maisha ya kujitozelesha (Lifestyle disease) Nchi nyingi zilizoendelea, moja ya vyanzo vya vifo ni Diabetes.

Hapa Watanzania mjifunze kitu, kwamba nyinyi hufa kwa utapia mlo mara saba zaidi ya Kenya, huku kujidai kwenu na chakula kunawaibisha
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