JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$ perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the...
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Germans are the world's worst lovers, according to a poll of 10,000 travellers.
They are branded selfish in bed while second placed Swedes are too quick.
Third are the "too rough" Dutch ...
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your...
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Mzee mmoja wa Kichaga ambaye alikuwa mkali
sana kwa binti yake anaamka asubuhi na kutaarifiwa
kwamba binti yake ana mimba!
Mzee wa Kichaga:
"Aisee we Manka,
nakwenda kazini,
nikirudi...
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Zamani wazungu waliulizwa ka wanazania Marekani itachagua mweusi kuwa raisi wao, wengi walijibu "when pigs fly" ... sasa, Swine flu
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Kuweni waaangalifu mnapo ongea na ma-boss wenu, la sivyo yatakukuta yaliyo mkuta jama hapa:
Bofya hapa chini...
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Monday, June 08, 2009 3:50 AM
Mwanaume mmoja mkware nchini Uturuki aliumbuka vibaya baada ya kugundua kuwa mwanamke aliyemfungia safari kwenda kukutana naye baada ya...
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A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a...
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Mgonjwa mmoja mahututi alikuwa hawezi kuongea na kuwekewa oxgen. Akawa anaombewa na Mchungaji. Akiwa anaombewa, yule mgonjwa akachukua kalamu na karatasi, akaandika na akampa yule Mchungaji...
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Jamaa na mkewe walikuwa wakitokea shamba. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga pori, wakaamua kuung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...
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Jamani alikwenda club wanapocheza strips lakini hakawa hatoi tips za kuchomekea kwenye vichup! kwa ubahiri.
Mnenguaji mmoja akamuuliza mbona utoi kitu. Jamaa akajibu sina chenji. Nina ATM card...
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kwa kutumia maneno matatu tu, endeleza hadithi hii...usitumie matusi au lugha chafu. haya tuanze, tafadhali maneno matatu tu.
Zamani za kale
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Its about bed Golf
1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course should be approved by the...
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Nimekuwa nikisoma haaretz news frequently, sijawahi kusikia matukio ya ujambazi inside Israel zaidi ya kulipua mabomu nk. Cheki hii attachment uone why.???
Enjoy...................
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Aisee kuna Mangi mmoja kule Kiboroloni aliweka Tangazo hili katika Duka lake:
Pata Sukari; Mayai; Baiskeli; Kanga; Pilau; Wali; Kuku; Sambusa; Tairi za Trekta; Madaftari; Bia Aina Zote; Mbege...
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Jamani usiombe ukutane na mwanamke kafuga kifusi cha hali ya juu kwenye kiwanja cha mpira ...utapenda nawambia..yaliyonikuta nikaona niwahimize wa ndugu msikimbie vifusi vilivyo shiba...vina raaha...
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After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer.
No salaries increase any recommendation and that the company is not doing any thing about it...
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Making love is the only job in the world which a man or woman cannot include in his or her CV
despite years of experience and a number of references, no matter how powerful
.
What a pity as most...
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A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,'...
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