JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
SICKDAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.
SURGERY
Operations are now banned. As...
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Little Richard notices that the belly of his mother is getting thicker and thicker and so he decides to ask her.'Mama,your bell is getn thicker and thicker!wat have you got inside of it!?'...
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Little Robert empties his schoolbag at home after the last day at school.Suddenly he asks; mama!have you seen my cigarettes?
mother; wat did you say?since wen you have been smoking?
Robert; I...
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Nakumbuka mwaka 1995 wakati tumeingia mwaka wa kwanza Chuo Kikuu cha Dar es salaam sehemu ya Mlimni, kulikuwa na Fresher mwenzetu aliyekuwa Kitivo cha Uhandisi; jamaa alikuwa (wa kabila la...
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee =...
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Who (Hu) Is the President of China
Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see...
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Is That Your Final Answer?
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a...
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Here is the glorious Winner:
1. When his 38 - calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that...
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Just imagine upo mitaa ya Kariakoo, halafu anatoke mtu mwenye matatizo ya ngozi (Zeruzeru) anakupora simu yako mpya uliyoitafutia hela kama miezi 3 hivi unahangaika ili uinunue halafu wewe...
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Funny jokes about Married life!!-Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband...
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An Chinese is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Chinese ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts...
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* Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union the same as there is in the USA?
A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in...
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Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped...
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock...
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife...
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A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them.
Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported...
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The nun was teaching Sunday school, speaking to her class one morning and she asked the following question,
Nun: "When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy...
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An American preaching couple ( Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade
in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the
whole event..... and meaning
Rev...
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