JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wrong mail ID:
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without...
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With the ongoing Economy Crisis, here are some of the Plans to take:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for the Department areas, we are forced to cut our number of personnel...
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mara kwa mara mtu mwenye jinsia ya kiume akimaliza punguza sumu katika mwili hufanya nini???????/
kwa uchunguzi wa haraka inaonekana wanatema mate eneo lililo mwagiwa sumu hiyo.
Je ni...
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Little Old Lady
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see...
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I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked on the train.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British...
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Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh...
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A 70 yr old man asks his wife
"Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?"
Wife replied, "No not at all, even dogs chase cars yet they can't drive
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There was one mzungu during his teen called himself Scorpion. He didn't know that during his life one day he'll be in East Africa.
That happened he moved to Africa and work as a settler in...
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Katika shule moja ya msingi kule kwa Wakikuyu, kuna dogo mmoja kuna siku wakati hakuna Mwalimu darasani alienda ubaoni na kuanza kuandika madudu. Basi, ashantumu kunukuu si matusi, yule mtoto...
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bwana mmoja kila siku alikuwa akirudi nyumbani amelewa pombe(beer).mtoto mdogo humuuliza mama yake baba annuka nini mdomoni.Kwa kutunza heshima ya mumewe humjibu amejipakaa perfume.Siku moja mama...
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications...
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
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How far can you trust a friend?
Peter left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. (Steel underwear)! So he locks her up and gives the key to his...
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A definition of globalization which I can understand and can now relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How...
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Jamaa mpenda wake za watu. siku moja alikuwa akila uroda na mke wa
jirani mtaa wa pili usiku wakati mumewe hayupo. Ghafla, mume karudi na
kuanza kupigahodi mlango wa mbele. mke kusikia mumewe...
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A psychologist who wanted to determine the sex of young kids, displayed a poster of advertising underwear and exposed it to them. Then waited to see the kids reaction!!
PSSSSS!! WAIT, SEE THE...
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Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him...
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Hypocrisy is the greatest vice on earth.
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing...
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Mzee Titus Mbawala alikuwa anafundisha mambo ya ndoa kwa wachumba waliokuwa wanajiandaa kufunda ndoa kwenye kigango kimoja cha Parokia ya Tabata.
Alifundisha mambo mengi na hasa yahusuyo mambo...
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Dear Employees,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme
to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early...
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