JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
IT Expert: Mambo Binti!
IT Student: Poa tu.
IT Expert: Unajuwa kuwa Penzi langu lina GB kubwa sana kwako, mpenzi nataka ni INSTALL moyo wangu kwenye CPU ya nafsi yako. Naomba u'DOUBLE CLICK...
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There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so
he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"...
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A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the Man a shot.
'No way! No needles! I hate needles,' the Patient said.
The Dentist...
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Hi - I need a Job...!
I'm available since January 20, 2009 and I am willing to relocate.
RESUME:
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
* I...
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Ushamsikia prezidaa akitukana?
hii ni kutoka katika kitabu cha Obama "Dreams From My Father,"
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The only thing that the Revenue Authorities have not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20%...
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Swali:
Inasadikika kwamba Adam na Hawa ndio binaadamu wa mwanzo.Baada ya uasi pale bustanini walilaaniwa na wote baadae walikufa.
Endapo wafu wote watafufuka leo hii na ukatakiwa uwatambue...
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Question: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Answer: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Question: How many Conservative economists does it...
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Jamaa mmoja mwanaume alitumiwa sms na demu wake, Tatizo la ile sms ilkuwa ndefu sana,
sasa ilpoingia kwenye simu yake haikuweza kufunguka yote, baahi ya maneno hayakuonekana, kulikuwa na maneno...
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Can I borrow $25?
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure...
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Things Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her...
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HOW TO WRITE A PAPER
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted
place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make sure...
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Top 10 Reasons Why Prison is Better Than College
10. There are no tests, papers, or homework in prison.
9. There are no grades in prison.
8. You don't need financial aid in prison.
7...
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Ni siku ya mwisho kwa watoto wa chekechea moja. Watoto walimletea mwalimu wao zawadi...
Mtoto wa muuza maua akampa kajibunda:
Mwalimu (akitabasamu): "Aaahsante! Mie nahisi, umineletea maua"...
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bonyeza kuona PARTY YA WANYAMA
note: vituko vya nyani, yule komba alietimuka asubuhi - nahisi alilewa sana afu akasahau kwenda nyumbani, afu wale mandege - yaani ni kama waliambiana 'ebu...
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The Sinister Secret Government Attempts to Stimulate Global Crisis
Monday, October 15, 2001
The Sinister Secret Government Attempts to Stimulate Global Crisis With WTC, Russian Jet Explosion...
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Obama, McCain and All Hillary Die And Go To Heaven
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, Do you think you...
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Obama's Cabinet
Point the arrow to the picture of each individual for fun and sound
Enjoy
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- Closed
Oprah is Dead | TV & Movie Spoofs|Atom Originals | Atom
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One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this...
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