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A man alone in his car was driving home in DAR at about 12.30 am and got to a police checkpoint. A Traffic policeman stopped him and asked for...
Jamani eeh jana hom kulizuka ubushi wa hali ja juu..
Eti sumu iki-EXPIRE itakuwa na uwezo wa kuuwa tena?
Jamaa anasema eti ndio itakuwa sumu zaidi..mmh mimi naona kama si kweli kwa sababu...
Job Vacancy
Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be
bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at...
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, Although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife...
Three corpses arrive at the morgue with broad smiles on their faces.
The policeman present asks the coroner why they were smiling.
'Well' said the coroner ' this one was having mad passionate...
Kwakweli, this guy was a joke....
YouTube - General Idi Amin Dada - An Autoportrait part4/17
Hapa akiongea na baraza lake la mawaziri.
YouTube - General Idi Amin Dada - An Autoportrait part7/17...
Kuna ugonjwa unaowasumbua watumiaji wengi wa simu mara kwa mara;ugonjwa huo unajulikana kwa jina la UVOSI,yaani Ukosefu wa Vocha katika Simu.
Hivyo basi,tuma vocha ili ni kutoe katika list hiyo...
Good morning, Ledis and Gentolomen. zis is your
captain FUTAKAMBA.
Onbehafu of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming bos seated and standing passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 737.
We...
An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous
and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back
home in the States, he wakes one...
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
Well...
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
A pregnant woman approached a medical doctor for consultation, who had encountered a software problem to execute a command!
Before a woman get sit or mention any word, she was shocked when a...
A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the
semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.
He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern...
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and...
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