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A robot that can detect lie.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Junius, May 3, 2009.

  1. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    One day Kelvin's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that
    it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

    Kelvin returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why
    are you late from school?"

    Kelvin answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment
    the robot jumped up and slapped Kelvin on his

    His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a
    lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth.

    Why are you late?"
    "Dad, I went to a movie"
    "Which movie?"
    "The Ten Commandments"
    Immediately, Kelvin got a slap on the face from the robot.
    "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".

    "Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies
    or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the

    Hearing the last sentence, Kelvin's mother comes walking out of the kitchen
    and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is your son!!!"

    To which the robot steps up and gives Kelvin's mother a resounding slap too
    her face!
  2. Mau

    Mau Senior Member

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    hii ni noma tumuombe Mwenyenzi hii kitu isifike Bongo land manake tutakamatwa wengi
  3. SnEafer

    SnEafer Senior Member

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    hehehe, Thats a good one.
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    octavina carlos New Member

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    hii inaonyesha kwamba hakuna mkweli katika dunia hii. maisha ya siku hizi kila mtu muongo kuanzia baba, mama,mtoto, babu na wenginoe hii nomaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
  5. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Kitakachofwata hapo ni kwenda kwenye DNA test mana hiyo ya mama lazima itakuwa imemstua baba....na atajuuta kulileta hilo lirobot
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    Rwabugiri JF-Expert Member

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    Haa jamani, hilo walilete karibu na Fisadi Rostamu ili anapo nyanyua domo kusema kagoda siijui limshughulikie haswa! lol!
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    YesSir Senior Member

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  8. Jaden

    Jaden Member

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    Perfect!ha ha ha
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    Orche Senior Member

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    Tujifunze kumuogopa Mungu badala ya robot!