Blonde jokes
Two blondes were sitting on an outside bench at night. One asked the other, "What is closer, the moon or Florida?" The other replied, "Well, duh! Can you see Florida from here?"...
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The
problem was who
should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, 'Your Honour. I
brought the child into
this world with pain...
ha ha
A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she...
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour...
:confused: Never underestimate your Clients' complaints, no matter how funny they might seem!
This is a real story that happened between a customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care...
Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead
chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets, all
travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the...
Umesikia Hii
Mkulima amejiwa na mwaandishi wa magazeti kumuhoji kuhusu maisha ya shambani, na mkulima huyu hawapendi waandishi wa habari akaona bora amchoshe katika kujibu maswali, na mambo...
CAPTAIN FUTAKAMBA>
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain FUTAKAMBA. On
behalf of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air...
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of South Africa
This man is a bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number one
Sizakele Khumalo - whom he met in 1959. She lives at his rural R1,5-million home at...
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the...
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with...
CHECK THE VERSES AND SEE HOW SMALL MISTAKES COST IN LIFE!
A baker was asked to print 1 John 4 vs. 18 on a wedding cake and he forgot and printed John 4 vs 18.
1 John 4 vs 18 reads...
What an excellent story and surely the substance of it applies to all of us!
The Stranger
This is very interesting and not the ending I had expected!!!!
A few years after I was born, my Dad...
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove, 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there.
The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home...
jamaa kaenda kwa mganga kutafuta dawa ya kuwa mtabiri, alipofika mganga akamwambia vua nguo suruali na chupi, akampaka KIWESSE CHA MGANDO matakoni! jamaa akamuuliza mganga unataka kunisodoma...
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the
other outlets for you...
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
she's broken every single bone in her body.
"That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!"
She...
Pata sukari,mayai,baiskeli,kanga,pilau,walikuku,sambusa,tairi za trekta,madaftari,bia aina zote,petroli,matunda,nazi,vitumbua,mitumba grade 1,supu ya utumbo,mabati,vocha,mtego wa...
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