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A campaigning MP!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Chapakazi, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. Chapakazi

    Chapakazi JF-Expert Member

    Jul 28, 2009
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    An MP campaigning for a fourth term in Parliament said to his constituency:
    “The first term you elected me, I was greedy…I used all the money for myself, the second term, I collect for the future, the third term, my family and cousins came to me and said…'You can not have it all to yourself'…so I used the money for them”.
    “Now I promise you that this time it shall all be for you!!
    But if you elect the new newcomer…I assure you that he will go through the same cycle I went through”

    Je, wewe kama mpiga kura, utamchagua kikongwe au ‘newcomer’?