Watu wengi wanapenda kusheherekea mwaka mpya bila ya kujua kama unasheherekea kukaribia kwa kifo chako mana kila siku zinavyo sogea kifo ndio kinazidi kukaribia mimi kila unapo kuja mwakampya huwa...
Tulianza kama utani. Awamu hii tulikuwa kitandani. Nikimgeuzia huku yumo nikibadili mchezo yumo. Duh! Imekula kwangu leo! Nikampa viwili vya fasta kwanza kisha nikamuuliza "UNA MAVI . .?". Akasema...
mzee mmoja wa kiarabu aliekuwa anaishi Tanga mjini alitaka kwenda kutembelea kijiji kimoja kinachoitwa mtibwani kilichoko mkoa wa Tanga, kwa kuwa hakuwa na mwenyeji ktk kiji hicho akawa...
Heri ya Mwaka Mpya wana JF nashukuru Mungu kwa kutulinda na kuvuka mwaka .....Mungu Ni mwema kwa mema yake aliyotutendea!
Wana JF kwa mwaka Mzima uliopita ni AVATAR gani iliyokuvutia mara uionapo...
Prince Charlesa litembelea Mirpur huko India wakati wa tetemeko la ardhi.Akakutana na mtu wamefanana sana kama pacha wake,akashtuka na kushangaa.
Kwa heshima na taadhima
Prince Charlesa:-Mama...
1. A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says
I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking.
The man says. I am in the process of quitting.Right now
I am in the middle...
Hivi huyu JK hiyo kasika mkononi ni nini?sio simu jamani?? mhh labda mi sijui protokali lakini nina swali juu ya huyu mzee kupenda kuchat chat kwenye simu
Wana JF Merry x mass najua kila mmoja wetu leo amefurahia sana sikukuu na kwasasa umejipumzisha nyumbani ukitafakari mambo mengine na kuingoja siku ya Boxing Day iliufungue zawadi ulizoletewa...
Newly married husband saves his wife's no in his mobile as "MY LIFE or HONEY".
After 1 year of marriage changes to "WIFE"
After 2 years of marrige changes to "HOME"
After 5 years of marrige...
A white and a Swahili guy are sitting to each other on a long flight.The white is thinking that swahili's are so dumb and that he could get one over on them easly...so he asks to play a fun game...
Good evening good ladies and gentlemen,
How are all down here today?
Well, I am a newcomer on board. This decision to be listed in onto your most respected and very famous forum internationally...
Siku moja kule mji kasoro bahari Moro maeneo ya mji mpya kulikuna wafuta bangi 2 wakibishana kuhusu mwezi ua jua kwakweli muda ulikua wa jioni jua limesha zama
Vuta 1:-lile jua
Vuta 2:-Hapana ule...
Hold it gently;
Put two fingers in;
If they don't fit, force them in;
If the hole is big enough put three fingers.
Now move slowly up and down,
Ooh yes,
slowly
Up and down...
Can you...
Q: Why men walk more
And women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
And women have four lips!
Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: C O z its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were...
Kuna jamaa(watanzania) wafanyabiashara ya madawa ya kulevya katika nchi moja ya ulaya,walikuwa wamepokea mzigo wa kutosha wa madawa hayo katika nyumba ya kiongozi wao.Basi wakawa wamekutana kama...