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kuna mgeni mmoja alikuja kutoka nchi jirani alipofika Dar akaingia kwa kinyozi kunyoa nywele alipoingia akajitambulisha mimi ni mgeni natokea kenya,nauliza kunyoa nywele ni bei gani? kinyozi...
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Ni kawaida kila inapofika nyakati za mwisho wa mwaka watu hutumiana ujumbe kwa njia ya simu na mitandao kutakiana kheri ya Noeli na mwaka mpya. Binafsi nilipikea ujumbe mwingi tu, lakini kati ya...
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jamaa mmoja,Nshomile aliwakuta rafiki zake wawili wahaya wakiwa katika mazungumzo ya kawaida. mmoja wao alikuwa ana mtoto anaitwa Gosbert ambaye alisoma shule ya msingi na huyu nshomile...
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WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Of course not!" WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!" WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get...
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Swali: Unajuaje wazazi wa Yesu walikuwa wachaga? Jibu: "Siku zile ikatoka amri toka kwa Kaisari Augusti, kwamba watu wote wakajiandikishe makwao, na Yosefu na Maria wakatoka ili wakaandikishwe na...
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Mzee Yusuph akiwaburudisha wamanga YouTube - Swahili: Alamba!
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Shehe mmoja alikwenda kunyoa kwa Kinyozi, na wakati akiendelea kunyolewa Shehe alitoa ushuzi (alijamba) ndipo, Kinyozi akaguna kwa sauti kubwa na maongezi yao yakaendelea hivi: Shehe: Yakhe...
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Q: Why men walk more And women talk more? A: Coz men have three legs And women have four lips! Why do women wear flowered panties? A: C O z its their way of saying, 'In memory of those who were...
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An old one hundred trillion Zimbabwean dollar note on top of a pile of other old Zimbabwean notes of various denominations in Harare, Thursday, Dec. 30, 2010. The old note has become the...
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Reason why i never visit rich people!!! Him: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Me: "tea please"...
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An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
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Hii si utani...imetokea leo nilipochukua taxi toka Magomeni, nikasimama pale Turiani schoo kisha nikaunganisha hadi Shopers plaza. Mimi : Bei gani hadi hapa? Driver : Elfu kumi na tano Mimi...
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The interviewing TAKUKURU agent said, "To be in the TAKUKURU you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this...
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AMvuta Bangi karejea nyumbani kwake Usiku, akamkuta mke wake kalala na Chupi yenye Ki-mkanda tu kwa nyuma (Bikini), jamaa akaanza kucheka mpaka mke wake akaamka na akamuuliza, unacheka nini? Jamaa...
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True Story: Kulikuwapo mzungu na nyani wake pembeni alikuwapo mwafrika anauza ndizi; Mwafrika akamuomba mzungu amlindie ndizi zake anatoka kidogo. Aliporudi akakuta ndizi zake zimeliwa...
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Mwita decided to go on a safari in Serengeti. He took his faithful pet Magata dog along for company. One day, the Magata starts chasing butterflies and before long the Magata discovers that he...
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Katika pitapita zangu mitaa ya Mpitimbi nilikutana na jamaa yangu Ngonyani nami kwa heshima yangu ya kinyamwezi nikamsalimia shikamoo mjomba,akanijibu "Malihabi mjombi ,hujambi?"Akimaanisha...
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Naomba uniazime Tsh. 300,000 tu nina shida nazo hasa kesho, nitarudisha baada ya ijumaa ya next wk! Help me please. I know you have it. Alisikika mlevi 1 akiiomba mashine ya ATM saa 6 usiku...
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Watu wengi wanapenda kusheherekea mwaka mpya bila ya kujua kama unasheherekea kukaribia kwa kifo chako mana kila siku zinavyo sogea kifo ndio kinazidi kukaribia mimi kila unapo kuja mwakampya huwa...
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1960's -love me,but don't touch me. 1970's -touch me,but don't kiss me. 1980's -kiss me,but don't do anything else. 1990's -do everything,but don't tell anyone. since 2000 :do...
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