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The only thing that Revenue has not taxed yet is the male penis.This is due to fact that 69% of the times it is hanging around unemployed,10% of...
Wana JF wenzangu,kama tunavyofahamu kuwa siku 5 mfululizo zijazo tutakuwa na mapumziko ya sikukuu ya PASAKA na kufuatiwa na Siku ya Muungano.Tutakiene heri tupite salama bila mawaa.Tusisahau sala...
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We had visitors at dinner time. It was time for them to leave when our daughter Maureen offered to lead us in prayer;
"Dear God,
I thank you for giving me such...
Siku moja nilikuwa nasafiri na wagombea nafasi mbalimbali za kisiasa pamoja na wajumbe wa Kamati Kuu ya chama katika treni la kura za maoni na matokeo toka matawi ya chama. Treni lilijaa pomoni...
1.To find a woman,you need time and money,there fore
women=Time*money
2."Time is money",so
Time=money
3.Therefore,
women=money*money
women=(money)^2
4.Money is the root of all problems...
Mume alimuuliza mkewe, 'Mke wangu mpenzi hivi ushavunja uaminifu mara ngapi? MKE. 'siku moja nililala na mwenye nyumba kwasababu alikuwa anadai kodi' MUME'si mbaya sana'. MKE'mara ya pili siku...
Johnny is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss every day and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine. So he decides...
Geography of women
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and...
Tumsifu yesu kristo sisters and brothers
Natafuta rafiki wa kawaida kabisa sio mpenzi cause am committed already
Wa kiume wa kike..very grown up ambaye nategemea tutasaidiana katika ushauri...
Wewe ni askari polisi.Siku moja mkiwa kazini na wenzio wanne,mnalikurupua jambazi,mnakimbizana nalo,linaishiwa nguvu na kuzama katika kijumba kisicho ishi mtu.Wewe ndo una pingu,wenzio wanapiga...
House girl mmoja kutoka nyanda za juu kusini ,alitoa kali ya mwaka alipohojiwa na bosi wake kwanini toothpick zinaisha haraka nae akajibu: Bee wanaofuja huto tuvijiti ni hawo wanao maana wakitumia...
Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.
* The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'...
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is netbook battery always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home. wholesale supplier...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajali akakatwa mkono wa kulia. hio hali ilimkatisha tamaa ya kuishi na akaamua kujiua kwa kupanda juu ya gorofa refu ili ajitupe chini. wakati anataka kujirusha akamuona...
Muitaliano mmoja baada ya kulala na changu wa kibongo akampa dola feki. Baadae akampigia simu akamwambia, "Dollar i gave u is fekelo". Changu akamjibu, "The HIV I gave u is originelo"