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Two chinese jokes that u really want to know!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by e2themiza, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    As you know we always serve best for last so here is the first chinese joke;-
    Chinese Sick Day

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."

    and now for the second one which i considered funnier than the first is ;-

    Chinese detective

    A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.

    This is his report:

    Most honorable sir,

    You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

    No fee,
    Cheng Lee
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    good detective uzalendo umemshinda
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    Edo JF-Expert Member

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    The first one was really great!
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    Fernandes Rodri JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo wa pili ni detective kwa maana halisi ya neno hilo, asante