Anaongea sana hisia zake, anapenda sana atongozwe, anapenda watu wa m pm yaani nahisi kama ni muoga sana wa upweke, hataki midume iche mbali na uwepo wake, huku ndiye nazjaz bwana.nakufagilia...
NIICHOTA KAMA ILIVO...
Wizi wa kupulizia dawa za kulevya kwenye vipeperushi jijini Dar es Salaam
Kufuatia ugumu wa maisha, kunawizi umeingia Dar es salaam na inawezekana ukasambaa hata...
Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the...
baada ya mwalimu wa sunday school kufundisha kuhusu adam na eva jinsi walivyodanganywa nyoka na hatimaye kula tunda walilokatazwa,na madhara ambayo wanadamu wanayapata mpaka leo kwa sababu ya kosa...
Sijui ni kwa nini wanakuita THE FINEST
Sijui ni kwa nini wengi tunakupenda..
Sijui ni kwa nini twa taka kukujulia hali..Sijui ni kwa nini tunapenda kufurahi nawe.
happy Birthday, The Finest...
Mother said to her daugher;'didn't i tell you if a guy touches your boobs say DONT! and if he touches your private parts say STOP.'
Daughter replied,' but mom he touched both so i said DONT STOP.'
Wadau najaribu kujiuliza sipati jibu kwanini wazenji wana jeuri na kiburi sana mbele ya serikali ya bara?kwanini wanajiamini kuliko sisi wa bara?kila wanachotaka wao wanapewa?
Kuna tetes kua Osama Ole Laden alikua mshabiki mkubwa wa Man United ali maarufu Mashetani wa Kijani (gamba).Alisema wakati wa fainali ya Uefa Maniu itashinda ila sasa hayupo.Kwa niamba ya JF...
KDDDA Company
Box Musoma
APLICATION OF JOB
I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA.
I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool here...
A man is dying of cancer and his son asked him" dad why u keep telling people that you are dying of AIDS" Dad replies," so when i'm dead no body ****s your mama.
Rais wa moyo wangu Dr W P Slaa hakika natamani kesho ifike nipate speech yake kwani ni Faraja sana kwangu na wanyonge wenzangu.NAOMBA RAIS UTUSAIDIE KUHOJI PIA NOTI MPYA NA ZA ZAMANI HATMA NI...
Dingi kanunua simu, amekaa sebuleni na katoto kake anatest mlio, mara dingi ushuzi ukamtoka 'pwi pwii'.
Mtoto "Baba huo huo nimeupenda kwa kuwa una harufu pia"
Juzi nilitembelea ofisi za jamaa wachina wanaitwa Jiteng Consulting Company, hawa jamaa wapo pale Mikocheni B, nilikuwa naonana na mkurungenzi wake anaitwa Mr A. Huang!
Katika stori yule mchina...
Matatizo ya english media kwa watoto wadogo, siku moja mtoto alichukua paspoti ya mama yake na kuisoma akakuta; name:Anitha ,place:Moshi,Birth:1976,sex:F,Mtoto akamwita mama yake akamwambia...
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