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Nimejaribu kuchunguza sana kwanini gharama za harusi siku hizi zinakua juu na kufanya watu wachoke hata kuchangia nikagundua yafuatayo Wanawake waolewaji ndio chanzo 1. Wanataka mashindano…...
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An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the...
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be...
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Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. "What...
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Source: Yahoo friends Nothing is impossible in life.... see THE WORD, ITSELF SAYS CLEARLY " I M POSSIBLE " 21 yrs back in his grandma's place.. From one of the poorest family's chair...
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Source: Yahoo friends Talk of stress! Level of stress: you give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. But at the...
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Wiki iliyopita demokrasia na mihimili ya sheria ilipita atika vuguvugu fulani. Mwanakijiji ni kati ya baadhi ya wa na jf ambao nikisoma mabandiko yao fikra mpya zinapevuka. Nimetafuta na...
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Panya watatu walikuwa kwenye ubishi mkali na kujitamba. Panya wa kwanza akasema ''mimi hata mtego waweke vipi sikamatwi,nina uwezo wa kuunasua na kufanya ninavyotaka,nani kama mimi?'' Panya wa...
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umeshindwa kuongoza. umefeli. umefulia. huna vision. unaongoza nchi kwa mtindo wa bora liende. Rais hujui hata unatakiwa ufanye nini na usifanye nini wakati gani na wapi. kwa kutokujua yote haya...
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Kisao gave nicknames to his harem of women: Mercedes, Pajero, Toyota etc. depending on the tribe and age of the women. Once a sheikh from Nairobi called him"Kisao huyambo. Una modeli gani kwako...
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HA HA HAAA.. WAHAYA MPO!!!???? just a joke *Doctor Kimaro : What happened to your arm? > Mutagwaba : I broke it. > Doctor Kimaro : Where and How did that happen? > Mutagwaba : Okey. It...
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kweli siasa ndo kila kitu.leo kutokana na mtafaruku wa cdm na ffu imesababisha mmu kudorola.asikuambie mtu.hii kitu hasimami bila aman.
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Mpemba alikuwa anatizama movie ya kimarekani, kila mara anasikia mother f u c k e r, kidogo mother f u c k e r. Ikabidi aulize ''Hivi huyu mamaye Faki ni maarufu sana huko marekani? Maana nasikia...
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Mlevi mmoja aliingia choo cha wanawake, mwanamke akamwambia 'THIS IS FOR LADIES'. Mlevi akanyanyua u b o o wake akasema 'and this is for ladies too'.
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Wavuta bangi waliokuwa maskani walipokolewa mmoja akatoa ushauri kuwa ukuta ulio mbele yao unawazuia kuwaona manjagu wakija, kwahiyo wausukume wausogeze. Wakavua mashati na flana zao wakawa...
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Habari JF! Jamaa aliambiwa ku do ni kutamu kuliko asali. Jamaa hakuamini maana hakuwahi ku do hadi umri wake huo. Watu wakamtafutia mrembo anaejua majambo vilivyo... Akawekewa hapo...
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Alikaribishwa mchungaji mgeni kutoka Africa Kusini kufanya ibada/mahubiri katika kanisa moja hapa bongo,kwa kuwa ilikuwa lazima kumtafsiri kwa vile hajui kiswali ikabidi atafutwe...
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Kuna ile imani kuwa mkijikuta mnapiga miayo kwa wakati mmoja inaashiria kuwa mnawaza kitu kimoja. Sasa jamaa mmoja alimuona mke wake akipiga mwayo, wakati huohuo akamuona mtu mwanamume...
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Baada ya mahubiri marefu,mchungaji aliwaambia waumini wafunge macho ili waombe.Wakiwa wamefumba macho,alizama kwa kapu la sadaka na kuibua pesa kibao,akazitia kwenye mfuko wa koti la suti...
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61,52,63,94,46,A.Pambanua mtiririko huu kisha uitambue namba 'A' ambayo ni namba inayofuatia katika mtiririko huu baada ya 46.
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