A poll-taker asked a young housewife what
form of birth control she and her husband
used.
'We use the bucket-and-plate method,'
replied the Woman.
'Umm, I'm not familiar with that method,'...
Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breasts sucked.
It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...
Vibaka wanne walikodiwa kumfanyizia kitu mbaya baunsa mmoja mwenye tabia ya kuchukua wake za watu.Walimvizia wakati akitoka matembezini mida ya saa 2 usiku,wakamkamata na kumburuzia...
Wife after realising the mistake.
Wife: Dear, Iam so sorry. I forgot to shake the bottle before giving the baby medicine.
Husband: Dont worry dear, We'll shake the baby instead.
Salamu zangu natoa kwa wana Magwanda, ambao hutoa kauli kanjanja
Ni watu sio makini zaidi ya ukanda , ambao dini kwao iko kwenye kiganja,
Magwanda ni mafukara wa kwanza, kwa hoja zao zisizo makini...
kuna kijana mmoja alikuwa na mpenzi wake kwa muda mrefu sana, basi ikatokea siku moja jamaa akapata scholaship kwenda kusoma nje ya nchi, huku nyuma mpenzi wake uvumilivu ukamshinda akatoka na...
Kujadili mambo yanayohusu nchi si kwamba unajiingiza kwenye siasa, bali ni kujalibu namna ya kuinusuru nchi na lolote baya au kuendeleza jambo jema. Wana jf fungukeni na tokeni katika chupa hiyo...
Gozigozi nililoliekspiriensi zenji zis taimu ndio nimebilivu kwamba mwanangu ukipewa ishu na mtu ambaye dizaini anaweza akalingana na mshua wako ki1eji, ..usipotezee ile mazima. Lifanyie kazi...
Ni kawaida kwa kila kitongoji, mji, wilaya au mkoa hapa Tanzania kukutana na kibao hiki KARIBU WILAYA YA...(weka jina mfano TABORA). Lakini hali ni tofauti sana unakwenda kule kwa makamanda na...
Hivi unawezaje kumwambia mwenzio JIAMINI wakati wewe mwenyewe hujiaamini?hili ndio tatizo tulilonalo watu wengi,lakini je ni sahihi ama si sahihi kumrekebisha mwanzako unapoona amekosea?kipi ni...
A nigerian mum says after receiving news that her teen daughter is pregnant, "chineeeke, my daughter u have killed me oooo, i told u if a man touches ur breast say 'DON'T' and if he touches ur...
habari wakuu wa jamvi.
Sote tunajua kuwa mambo mengi yanaendelea na nimeona nichukue muda wenu kukumbushana baadhi ya nukuu za wakuu wetu.
Nadhani ziko nyingi na zinaweza kutusaidia kukumbuka...
one asian person visit the bank for money loan of dollar 50000 which will be paid after one month, the bank officer give him the payment interest of 10% per month and asked him about the loan...