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HOME INTERNAL MEMO
:typing:FROM: FATHER
TO: ALL DE PENDANTS AND RELATIVES
CC: MOTHER
DATE: TODAY
ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES
Due to the current economic situation, all...
"Class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence."
"Jane, you go first.....Dough, D O U G H..
"Italians make pizza with dough."
Very good, Jane... now let's hear...
wadau
Hili gonjwa lilikuja kwa makeke kibao.lakini sasa laelekea kusalimu amri
baadhi ya madhara na mambo yaliyowapata waathirika miaka hiyo ni
kunyonyoka nywele au au kuwa na nywewe kama...
A sinful man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there are different hell
for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell &...
Infact kama upo barabarani make sure your windows are up and you dont take anything from traffic lights.
TRUE STORY:
Kuna jamaa yangu kama wiki mbili zilizopita, alikuwa...
1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .
2 . All ******, after reading #1 will try it ...
Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.
Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation...
Gene an young American Immigrant after hard work and savings buys a bright glittering Italian shoes and goes to dance with new found friend Rita in community function. He dances with Rita, comes...
Tangazo tangazo Tangazo! Ndugu Watanzania tunasikitika kutangaza kwamba maji yaliyobaki mtera ni ya kuchambia tu. sasa muamue kupata umeme au mbaki na mavi matakoni au mchambe mkose umeme kabisa...
Mzungu mmoja alifanya Ziara katika kijiji cha KIGONZILE, alipofika kule akawa anawahutubia wananchi huku mkalimani akitafsiri.
Na mazungumzo yao yalikua kama hivi:-
MZUNGU: Before I go Ahead...
Basi leo usiku umeme wamekata. Muda wa kula hakuna taa, ikabidi tutumie kibatari. Sister akawa ameshika kibatari kama vile anakibusu wakati tunasali(kubariki chakula) kumbe amevaa kofia bwana...
Source: Yahoo friends
KUMBE WATABIRI WAPO!!!
Habari za saa hizi mabibi na mabwana.
Na ufuatao ni utabiri wa hali ya Umeme kwa siku ya leo!
Pepo za umeme zitavuma taratibu kutoka upande...
Before Marriage...
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have...
Three women reached to the gates of heaven and found St.Peter standing outside the gate. He told them that before entering,they must answer the questions that he was going to ask them. He started...
siku moja hawa watu wawili walikuwa wakisafiri kwa usafiri wao wa gari, wakiwa njiani gari lao likaisha mafuta, mwanaume akawa na wazo la kwamba mkojo unaweza ukasaidia, basi akaanza yeye...
Rafiki yahngu amenitumia kwenye email Asubuhi hii, nikaon nishee pia na wana JF
"A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll...
Only 5% of Stanford University graduates figured it out!
The Lest Got NOTHING
Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word?
1. The word has seven letters....
2...
girl texting lover :
if u are dreaming,send me ur dream, if ur crying,send me ur tears, if ur laughing, send me ur laughter,.
lover replies,.am in the toilet,shud i send u some...??
Yesterday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean BMW 7 Series. This young girl got out of the car and started...