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7 ways How to be Real everyday hero without super powers!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Jul 30, 2011.

  1. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    • Infect the world leaders with HIV aids,that way you'll find the cure in 3days.
    • find a couple and kick the heck out of the woman with no reasons,that way you go out with bruises but add a little love to a sad marriage!
    • move dust bins for to houses closer,that way you will make them talk to each other.
    • falsely diagnose a patient with an incureble disease,that way you will make them live their dream!
    • pick a hooker and ask how her day was without asking her for sex,that way you will make them feel special.
    • pick a fight with a lonely guy in a bar and lose that way you can make them get laid.
    • pretend to choke in a hotel that way you can get a chick and make another hero!
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    Mchaga wa ukwel Member

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    Cjaelewa!! Rudia tena kwa ufasaha zaidi
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    X-not Member

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    Kinda trick, if not pretending!
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    sema tu utafsiriwe mkuu hahaha! we utakuwa Mchagga wa Kishumundu tu lol!
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    kifuniboy Senior Member

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    @uporotoO1....acha kuzungumzia uchaga...wewe umeandika upupu alafu ukiulizwa unamaanisha nini unaingiza ukabila..hii ni sehemu ya vichekesho siyo sehemu ya kupractise lugha..