Kilema na kipofu walikuwa safarini ikatokea gari likawa chafua kwa maji machafu yule kilema akamwambia tulikimbize gari kipofu akamwambia tulliza munkari nilisha save number usipime ni full mavicheko
Kuna mchungaji alikuwa akihubiri kanisani akisema Mtu atakayetenda mema siku ya kwenda mbinguni atakwenda kwa ndege. Sasa ikafika siku ya kwenda mbinguni, jamaa mmoja akafanikiwa kwenda kwa ndege...
Leo ni siku ya kuzaliwa ya Eng Stella Manyanya kama nilivyomsikia yeye mwenyewe katika mahojiano kwenye kipindi cha mahojiano kabla ya bunge leo asubuhi tbc taifa.
Happy birthday Mh. Eng. Stella...
Try your name in JAPANESE.. Its funny.....
A- ka,
B- tu,
C- mi,
D- te,
E- ku,
F- lu,
G- ji,
H- ri,
I- ki,
J- zu,
K- me,
L- ta,
M- rin,
N- to,
O- mo,
P- no,
Q- ke,
R- shi...
Mangi mmoja muuza vyepe alitoa mpya ya mwaka baada kutaka kudanja kwa kuendekeza pesa na msos anao, unajua ilikuaje... IKO HIV.......
Mangi kijiweni kwake anauza vyepe mara njaa ikaanza kumuuma...
She came and conquered JF with her no holds barred kitsch ..............................she was raunchy yet hilarious performing artist..............................but after being faced with a...
Jamaa mmoja alimpenda sana mke wake. siku moja mkewe akapata ujauzito ktk mazingira ya kutatanisha. siku ya kujifungua, jamaa akaangalia yule mtt, akathibitisha kweli C wake.
Uamuzi aliofikia...
(BABA):Binti yangu, kuanzia leo kila ifikapo saa 11 jioni unatakiwa uwe ndani ya nyumba,sawa?
(BINTI): Lakini baba mimi si mtoto mdogo tena,nimekua na ninajua ninachokifanya!
(BABA): Najua...
JM ...Nakufagilia mwane wane..kuna mzungu mmoja aliingia kwenye anga zako ukampa kubwa japo stori yenyewe siijui vizuri ila nilifurahi sana.. hawa wazungu ni wabaguzi sana ukiwa kwao huko.
Na...
chukua vyote NIACHIE Uporoto01.:angel:
Kwa hiyo yake saini, Cheusi kanisaliti,
Nimeshindwa ushindani, Uporoto ni smati,
Mangala wake mwandani, si yangu hiyo bahati,
Nimeshindwa mkakati, Uporoto...
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer after seeing what...
TO: All Employees
Subject: Special High Intensity Training.
In order to Insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well...