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Employees Training

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    TO: All Employees
    Subject: Special High Intensity Training
    In order to Insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work
    possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
    our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (S.H.I.T.). We are giving
    our employees more S.H.I.T. than any Other company in the country.
    If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
    please see your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
    list for special attention.

    All of our supervisors are particularly well qualified to see that you get
    all the S.H.l.T. you can handle at your own speed.
    If you consider yourself to be trained already you may be interested in helping us to
    train others. We can add your name to our basic understanding lecture list (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.) If you have further questions, please address them to our HEAD OF Training
    (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) Program.
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    The only JF-Expert Member

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